Coming for you!

Coming for you!

posted on 25 Dec 2009 in Stationery

Pack your bags kids…

Photo courtesy of Gordon Brandly.
Christmas card from Japan.
(Originally posted Christmas Day, 2005)

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HeyThereItsEric
HeyThereItsEric
12 years ago

You BETTER watch out!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

…Better not cry!

Rayquaza
Rayquaza
12 years ago

We’re going to find out who’s naughty or nice…

pech
pech
12 years ago

Mommy! Please don’t make me sit on Santa’s lap! I’ll be good! I promise!

4EvALif3
11 years ago

…Santa claus is coming, for you.

Cheelybean
Cheelybean
11 years ago

Damnit now the kids are going to be awake ALL night!

Jori
Jori
11 years ago

I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Jori
Jori
11 years ago

If a fat man comes to your house tonight, and puts you in a bag. Don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Jori
Jori
11 years ago

Uncle Santa wants you.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

And he brings you candy hearts, just in time for Valentine’s Day!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Beard or heart

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Dear Parents: There’s a shortage of elfish workforce due to harsh winters. Have a nice holiday.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Ohhhh, GREAT. Santa turns into Rambo.
JUST what I wanted for X-mas.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Anybody else notice that this Santa bears a striking resemblance to the Travelocity Roaming Gnome?

Christmas things that make you go “Hmmmmm…..”

onoaididanto!
onoaididanto!
10 years ago

One interpretation of this would catapult it right to the Adult Engrish section….

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

This weeks entertainment at the Hotel BJ

dangevin
10 years ago

He watches you when you’re sleeping…wait, that’s not right.

motordog
motordog
10 years ago

Your holly-jolly nightmare is just beginning…

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

“I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.”

Then I closed the door and pulled the pillow over my head.

Terry
Terry
10 years ago

Yo, Chrissie! Santa Claus came for you, but you weren’t here. He left you a present. It’s in this tissue.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

“If you have to pee, you’d better go now. We’re not stopping this slay for nothing!”

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

Santa wants your delicious brains….

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia San-

*gets kidnapped by Santa Claus*

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

In North Korea, if you do not follow the teachings of our glorious leader, Santa will really come looking for you.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Santa comes?? He is so fat and out of condition, that I am surprised that the can even get it up.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

It was a crowded shopping mall.
When he thought the kiddies and no one else was looking, he took AT&T’s advice, and reached out and touched someone.

She jumped, shrieked, turned around and screamed at him “Santa PAWS!”.

(Drumroll please. OK, OK…what were y’all expecting when I’m comatose from X-mas dinner??!!)

coffeebot
10 years ago

And he only comes once. A year.

Scott
Scott
10 years ago

Hello gorgeous! Come sit on my lap and let’s talk about the first thing that comes up!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or ar you just happy to see me?

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

You must have encouraged him somehow…

Etheral
10 years ago

With his neverending bag of gifts..

Marc
Marc
10 years ago

Ask not for whom Santa comes, he comes for YOU!!!!

Jason
Jason
10 years ago

Just like the tripods, If you’re waiting for the most valuable gift you want, santa comes for you out of nowhere and snag your wishlist without your gift.

lol
lol
10 years ago

“In his house at the North Pole, dead Cthanta lies dreaming.”

O Danny Boi
O Danny Boi
10 years ago

Oh! Santa! Stop it! You’re making a mess all over my couch!

fixit
fixit
10 years ago

That explains why the elves look disturbed.

da rachel
da rachel
10 years ago

I knew he was a stocker

” santa clause is comin’ to town ” !

James, MD
James, MD
10 years ago

Next year, it’ll be Santa Claus cums on you!

IamMeIamI
IamMeIamI
10 years ago

Santa! ♪
He come to town! ♪
Come to save ♪
The princess Zelda ♪
Gannon took her away ♪
And now the children won’t play ♪
But they will, when Santa save the day ♪
Hallelujah! ♪

Name by which you call it, it occurs where you wish.
Name by which you call it, it occurs where you wish.
10 years ago

In case of rupture, this bag will be empty. RESENT spinners! The end of the world is night before Christmas.

Ken
Ken
10 years ago

Then, he rolls over and smokes a cigarette…

Lilly Todd
Lilly Todd
10 years ago

guess even Samara takes the holidays off…

gonovox
gonovox
10 years ago

Santa Claus comes for town

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

This sounds like the title of a scary Law & Order SVU episode.

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Uhm, no that’s okay Santa… you really don’t need to stop at my place this year. I’m, uh, I’m good… don’t need any presents this year.

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake…

No, seriously, he does… and he doesn’t care either way.

Paan
9 years ago

Santa Claus is coming to GET you!!!

Edmund McCarthy
Edmund McCarthy
6 years ago

He’ll seize you when you’re sleeping.

Edmund McCarthy
Edmund McCarthy
6 years ago

He’s making a fist..clenching it tight. He’s going to do something naughty tonight.

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