For the high-end ho

For the high-end ho

posted on 4 Dec 2009 in Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Vasu Kengeri.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Also in bitch color

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Business attire for the “business” lunch…

stonefieldt
stonefieldt
11 years ago

Just across from the Whore’s Hair Salon, and Hooker Handbags!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The logo tells you that it’s Ho.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

Thigh boots with high heels, and short shorts, look strange on Chinese working girls.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

They just added a new line call Ho’s For Men

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

Where she gives uncle Ho’s credit card a workout.

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

Used to be Ho & Mo’s, but the customers they got were kind of weird.

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

It’s not so great. $100 an hour whether you finish shopping or not.

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
11 years ago

A cut above the bargain store… Ho’s-R-Us!

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

Ho knows fashion!

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

When you walk in they greet you: “Hi ho! Hi ho!”

Chicken Underweaaar
11 years ago

It is really in the Staten Island Mall

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Our prices are a sure Tramp Trap!

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

…because the Gap doesn’t sell CFM boots.

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Our clothing is pretty loose.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Q: Euphemism for 3 women shopping together in that store?
A: “Santa Claus”.

(OK, I admit that blew. Slack please, ain’t drunk my mornin’ coffee yet.)

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Opening our NEWEST branch store in Trampa, Florida.

coffeebot
11 years ago

Sir, I think you’re looking for the Pimp’s Boutique

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Paging Tiger Woods, Paging Tiger Woods…

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Well…ho, ho, ho!

Classic Steve
11 years ago

No, I don’t think the late Don Ho had anything to do with this.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Yeah, no “Tiny Bubbles” to be found here!

kringo
kringo
11 years ago

Timmy’s coffee and donuts were doing so well, that fashionable women’s clothing was the next logical step.

whirlabou
whirlabou
11 years ago

Ho’s on third?

willz
willz
11 years ago

Proudly funded by the Erection Development Organization.

Sexual Harassment Company
Sexual Harassment Company
11 years ago

As for this store it is not prostitute your usual false type of substance and for the sake of it is not.

kitsune
kitsune
11 years ago

I think I know girls who shop there.

Derived Form Italian
Derived Form Italian
11 years ago

They’re currently having a sale. All underwear half-off.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Booty Shorts by Prada, Gucci and Christian Dior.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Pimp your wardrobe!

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Puts the “Ho” in “Haute Couture” !

ooklimoogwu
ooklimoogwu
11 years ago

I wonder if they sell panty Ho’s….

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

[insert Family Guy reference here]

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Open only late at night. When no one’s around.

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

Every time a security gaurd walks by, all the employees suddenly give the customers directions to the food court.

Vapore
Vapore
11 years ago

Oh boy, finally a shop doing agricultural fashion!

Jackson
Jackson
11 years ago

Ho sale!

kitsune
kitsune
11 years ago

Ad for their Christmas sale “There no place like Ho’s for the Holidays”

soodb15
soodb15
11 years ago

Year Round Sale! All 90% off.

Ellie
Ellie
11 years ago

At least they’re honest.

fixit
fixit
11 years ago

…and remember, at HO’s we don’t sell underwear.

mum
mum
11 years ago

“Ho can I help you?”

Brenda
Brenda
10 years ago

Conveniently located in the Pimps Palisade Mall

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