I blame myself…

I blame myself…

posted on 11 Dec 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

I don’t know where we went wrong…


Photo courtesy of Matt Groth.
Found at Asian supermarket in Sydney, Australia.

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John Tranbo
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John Tranbo

First he shut the door on us, the he froze poor Johnny!

Algernon
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Algernon

Beware the vicious freezers running down the road.

ngyonghan
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ngyonghan

“Help! Our freezers had just gone postal! Call the cops!”

beechoak
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beechoak

— Hello, is your freezer running?

— Nope. Just out of control.

beechoak
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beechoak

Hah! If you think THAT’S cold and psycho, you should meet my wife!

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

It has been geting a lot of ice lately.

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

In future we will use Valium in it, instead of Freon.

Jay
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Jay

This is the police, we have the place surrounded, come out with your hams up!

Pete
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Pete

If we can’t rely on a freezer to just CHILL, is there any hope?

Someone
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Someone

Things have gotten serious now. Five minutes ago the freezer was empty, now he has taken alot of hostages!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

so is the owner of the store.

Max
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Max

still, better than that “out of control” toilet …

Ralph. Hamilton
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Ralph. Hamilton

It was all due to his childhood.
His father was a beer fridge,
And his mother was a drugs safe.

Classic Steve
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Anyone know how to stop it cold?

ooklimoogwu
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ooklimoogwu

I guess I’ll have to get the non-frozen control.

Xila31
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Xila31

And this microwave has been court ordered into anger management.

Globe Trotter
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Globe Trotter

You do realize that if the Liberals would just let us discipline our freezers when they are young, we would have fewer problems when they grow up!

coffeebot
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I told him to “just chill” and got a frosty reception.

Kuro
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Kuro

Shut him in the freezer! I don’t mind, he’s not really my- oh. Um… Chuck him into the sun!

Kuro
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Kuro

They told Cirno she was stupid one time too many.
Nine Balls Later: This Freezer is Out of Control

Yogesh Damle
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Their meats are hung cold…

Dude
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Dude

Dude, this freezer’s outta control! It’s, like, totally radical, man!

Jetsuzu
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Jetsuzu

Fathers, lock up your daughters. The freezer’s on the loose.

Grifter
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Grifter

It started by giving everyone the cold shoulder, then it turned just downright nasty after that!

kitsune
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kitsune

Someone needs a time out.

Weegee
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Weegee

Talk about a COLD SNAPPER!
Or…
Talk about a COLD KILLER!

Sexual Harassment Company
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Sexual Harassment Company

We would get him helped, but he refuses to see a therapist.

Flamingomoon
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Flamingomoon

Just like the economy.

Bob*
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Bob*

it gives me chills!

Bob
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Bob

Needs more exclamation marks.

Chuck
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Chuck

It’s from the Regis Philbin appliance series.

Pete
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Pete

We suggested he go for counseling but we only got an icy glare in response.

Dane
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Dane

Be cool, freezer

Grifter
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Grifter

“You’re gonna need a bigger shop”

Vapore
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Vapore

Some say, hes as cold as ice

TJ
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I wonder how a freezer quits cold turkey.

snopes08
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snopes08

You cannot STOP this freezer, you can only hope to contain it……..

Nicholas
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‘Terminator, Rise Of The Freezer’

mubd
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mubd

That’s definitely an IGA supermarket, not an Asian supermarket. I shop at one regularly and those tags for discounts and brands of ice cream are definitely not sold at any asian supermarket I know of.

Emy laviosta
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Emy laviosta

Doctor, My freezer catch a cold..its freezing.. And its outta countrol..

newmetallic
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newmetallic

PREASE NOT GET CROSE!!!

bob
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bob

THE FREEZER IS OUTA CONTROL!!! IT WILL EAT YOUR COOKIES AND STEAL EVERYBODY’S LEFT SHOE!!!!

Tae
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Tae

i hate freezer drama.. freezer just needs to chill out

not me
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I was frozen today!!!!!

fixit
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fixit

surely needs help from AAA — Appliances Anonymous Assn.

Ambrioz
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Ambrioz

People today are so indifferent. Such an alarming situation requires at least one !.

nicoandgrady
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nicoandgrady

I’ll probably think twice before opening this freezer, never know what might happen…

Alissa
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Alissa

OMG it’s running around freezing people!! CATCH IT!!

Audinac
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Audinac

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Niels
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…I think he’s packing heat.

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