I blame myself…

I blame myself…

posted on 11 Dec 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

I don’t know where we went wrong…


Photo courtesy of Matt Groth.
Found at Asian supermarket in Sydney, Australia.

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John Tranbo
John Tranbo
11 years ago

First he shut the door on us, the he froze poor Johnny!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Beware the vicious freezers running down the road.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
11 years ago

“Help! Our freezers had just gone postal! Call the cops!”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

— Hello, is your freezer running?

— Nope. Just out of control.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Hah! If you think THAT’S cold and psycho, you should meet my wife!

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

It has been geting a lot of ice lately.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

In future we will use Valium in it, instead of Freon.

Jay
Jay
11 years ago

This is the police, we have the place surrounded, come out with your hams up!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

If we can’t rely on a freezer to just CHILL, is there any hope?

Someone
Someone
11 years ago

Things have gotten serious now. Five minutes ago the freezer was empty, now he has taken alot of hostages!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

so is the owner of the store.

Max
Max
11 years ago

still, better than that “out of control” toilet …

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
11 years ago

It was all due to his childhood.
His father was a beer fridge,
And his mother was a drugs safe.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Anyone know how to stop it cold?

ooklimoogwu
ooklimoogwu
11 years ago

I guess I’ll have to get the non-frozen control.

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

And this microwave has been court ordered into anger management.

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
11 years ago

You do realize that if the Liberals would just let us discipline our freezers when they are young, we would have fewer problems when they grow up!

coffeebot
11 years ago

I told him to “just chill” and got a frosty reception.

Kuro
Kuro
11 years ago

Shut him in the freezer! I don’t mind, he’s not really my- oh. Um… Chuck him into the sun!

Kuro
Kuro
11 years ago

They told Cirno she was stupid one time too many.
Nine Balls Later: This Freezer is Out of Control

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Their meats are hung cold…

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

Dude, this freezer’s outta control! It’s, like, totally radical, man!

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
11 years ago

Fathers, lock up your daughters. The freezer’s on the loose.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

It started by giving everyone the cold shoulder, then it turned just downright nasty after that!

kitsune
kitsune
11 years ago

Someone needs a time out.

Weegee
Weegee
11 years ago

Talk about a COLD SNAPPER!
Or…
Talk about a COLD KILLER!

Sexual Harassment Company
Sexual Harassment Company
11 years ago

We would get him helped, but he refuses to see a therapist.

Flamingomoon
Flamingomoon
11 years ago

Just like the economy.

Bob*
Bob*
11 years ago

it gives me chills!

Bob
Bob
11 years ago

Needs more exclamation marks.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

It’s from the Regis Philbin appliance series.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

We suggested he go for counseling but we only got an icy glare in response.

Dane
Dane
11 years ago

Be cool, freezer

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

“You’re gonna need a bigger shop”

Vapore
Vapore
11 years ago

Some say, hes as cold as ice

TJ
TJ
11 years ago

I wonder how a freezer quits cold turkey.

snopes08
snopes08
11 years ago

You cannot STOP this freezer, you can only hope to contain it……..

Nicholas
11 years ago

‘Terminator, Rise Of The Freezer’

mubd
mubd
11 years ago

That’s definitely an IGA supermarket, not an Asian supermarket. I shop at one regularly and those tags for discounts and brands of ice cream are definitely not sold at any asian supermarket I know of.

Emy laviosta
Emy laviosta
11 years ago

Doctor, My freezer catch a cold..its freezing.. And its outta countrol..

newmetallic
newmetallic
11 years ago

PREASE NOT GET CROSE!!!

bob
bob
11 years ago

THE FREEZER IS OUTA CONTROL!!! IT WILL EAT YOUR COOKIES AND STEAL EVERYBODY’S LEFT SHOE!!!!

Tae
Tae
11 years ago

i hate freezer drama.. freezer just needs to chill out

not me
11 years ago

I was frozen today!!!!!

fixit
fixit
11 years ago

surely needs help from AAA — Appliances Anonymous Assn.

Ambrioz
Ambrioz
11 years ago

People today are so indifferent. Such an alarming situation requires at least one !.

nicoandgrady
nicoandgrady
10 years ago

I’ll probably think twice before opening this freezer, never know what might happen…

Alissa
Alissa
10 years ago

OMG it’s running around freezing people!! CATCH IT!!

Audinac
Audinac
10 years ago

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Niels
10 years ago

…I think he’s packing heat.

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