Just don’t use the hair dryer on it.

Just don’t use the hair dryer on it.

posted on 7 Dec 2009 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Lather & rinse are AOK but when you repeat, the angels cry…

Photo courtesy of Gordon Everitt.
Found in China.

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Yugan
12 years ago

Shampoo the thing if you must, just don’t ask me to help!

Rm
Rm
12 years ago

Dusit Inya’s conditional shampoo does serve a purpose afterall..

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

Warning: Do not use in public areas else police may arrest you. Our company is not responsible for such actions.

Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

What thing!!

Ani
Ani
12 years ago

Shampoo the thing, or NO hullaballoo tonight !!!

Spoony
Spoony
12 years ago

Head and Shoulders… and Crotch.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

And by “thing” you mean….?

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Just don’t tease the thing or you’ll have to start all over.

Spoony
Spoony
12 years ago

If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, discontinue use and contact your hairdresser immediately.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

Careful with those hot rollers!

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

And then condition the thing so it’s smooth, soft and manageable!

Rm
Rm
12 years ago

I never imagined the Chinese would get this squeamish about swine flu..

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

For when rubbing the lotion on its skin just isn’t creepy enough.

Blaze
Blaze
12 years ago

Then you use this special comb, and finish by shaving the entire area. Otherwise they come back.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

“I’m gonna wash that thing right outa my hair! I’m gonna wash that thing right outa my hair!…”

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Give your Thing shine and bounce!

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

Gimme dat thing, gimme dat thing, gimme that thing shampooed.

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

…Wash the Itt

Xila31
Xila31
12 years ago

It stinks!

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
12 years ago

Guarranteed to kill crabs.

Sexual Harassment Company
Sexual Harassment Company
12 years ago

You must be satisfied!

coffeebot
12 years ago

On the plus side, the hair on my palms are clean…

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

A clean Thing is a happy Thing.

Marc
Marc
12 years ago

I guess it’s safer than shampooing the Human Torch. Personally I’d rather shampoo the Invisible Woman.

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

Things go better with Coke – and a shampoo.

kringo
kringo
12 years ago

And give the Karmann Ghia a perm while you’re at it.

Classic Steve
12 years ago

I tried, but it sprouted spider legs and ran away.

Classic Steve
12 years ago

Boy, the translator must have thrown in the towel.

CallieWL
CallieWL
12 years ago

Hardly worth the time since Thing, being a hand and all, hasn’t got much hair.

Jay
Jay
12 years ago

I always think of your thing, so shampoo it for me.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

Proves that I always think fo your thing.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

^ Dang it! Beat me to it

Chuck
Chuck
12 years ago

If it’s not one thing, it’s another !

Gary
Gary
12 years ago

Not adequate protection against the Stupid Disease

yennadey ammappa!
yennadey ammappa!
12 years ago

what thing…?

Adelaide
Adelaide
12 years ago

Yes. The thing. Now shampoo it!

theillien
theillien
12 years ago

What tha…

Ewwww, that’s not shampoo!

Pete
Pete
12 years ago

Scenes from “There’s Something About Mary” race to mind…

Nicholas
12 years ago

Wouldn’t it be a much better idea to shampoo Cousin Nit…Thing is just a hand with no hair that lives in a box. What would be the point?

Lora
Lora
12 years ago

Now why would The Thing from the Fantastic Four need shampoo? He has no hair! On the other hand, it might make The Swamp Thing smell less swampy…

DieselDragon
12 years ago

Given the usual instructions on shampoo, I just hope no programmer tries to use this… 😮

10 DO /* Starts a looped section of code with no END condition */
20 . . Lather
30 . . Rinse
40 LOOP /* Repeat the above instructions. */

…In plain Engrish, the programmer would stay in the shower until they died of exhaustion, starvation or drowning! :p

SCS
SCS
12 years ago

How about this instead: Warning: Do not use in pubic areas else police may arrest you. Our company is not responsible for such actions.

“Warning: Do not use in public areas else police may arrest you. Our company is not responsible for such actions.”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

“Shampoo my crotch”.

whirlabou
whirlabou
12 years ago

I’m not rinsing that.

Roxy_Is_Ferox
Roxy_Is_Ferox
12 years ago

Shampoo the thing so it will smeeeeelllll tttteeeerrriiiiffffiiiiiic!

DarkDecapodian
DarkDecapodian
12 years ago

Even head-spider alien nightmares have problems with dandruff.

pathaper
pathaper
12 years ago

Also remember not to feed after midnight.

does it matter ?
does it matter ?
12 years ago

hey… its MY thing and i shampoo it as fast as i want to, okay?

scars
scars
12 years ago

Yup, your thing will become smooth, soft and manageble after that!

Awwwesome
Awwwesome
11 years ago

Just be sure not to use electricity to blow air to dry the thing!

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