Lublicant Stick

Lublicant Stick

posted on 15 Dec 2009 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Jay Kelly.
Found at 100 yen shop.

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Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Sounds like the worst pickup line of all time: “Hey baby, my stick will lubricate your drawers.”

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Surely this was the first item of business at the Extraordinary WTF Council.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

If I stay in the nature and go out, I’ll get arrested.

Typo
10 years ago

Nooo! I don’t want to be absorbed into this stick and turned to lube!!!

coffeebot
10 years ago

from the
HOME
RIVING
SERIES

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I find I always get absorbed in sweet memories when I relax with my lubrication stick!

Carmen
Carmen
10 years ago

home leaving series, maybe.
you are a big boy now.
stay in the nature

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I am only concerned with “opening” the door smoothly. Closing the door is her businesses.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Living in the nature, ah lublicant stick its lubrifiant.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Isn’t everyone always absorbed in sweet memories when they lublicate their doors and their chests of drawer & drawer?

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

It’s ALIVE! IT’S ALIVE! AHAAHAHA!

Evidently it is also 17. How about that?

rowger
rowger
10 years ago

Very useful to patch up Leplicants!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

I don’t care how subtle or natural it is, some things should just STAY in the bedroom!

gbear
gbear
10 years ago

KY jelly now comes in the convenient stick form.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

For adults only

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Ball or stick type sir? No, just for under the …..

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

The new stick on the block. Shock and awe for Mr. Zog!

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

After years of calculation by our super computer, the answer to lubrication and everthing is “17”.

Shadow Law
Shadow Law
10 years ago

What ever you do don’t screw with nature!

JohnB
JohnB
10 years ago

Lublicant may not stick to lubrifiant surfaces.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Gee, Tin Man, I don’t have an oil can…. but I do have some lublicant.

Nicholas
10 years ago

“Relaxed and composed” now that we have found the lubricant. It’s just so much easier!

Nicholas
10 years ago

Fark man! I was freakin’ out because my drawers were not lubricated but now that they are I’m fully relaxed, chilled and composed!

McBee
McBee
10 years ago

Let me get those drawers off your chest and the bra off your a–… No, wait…

TJ
TJ
10 years ago

Not only can you apply it to wood, you can also apply it to “wood!”

Marc
Marc
10 years ago

I thought the purpose of lubricant was to prevent things from sticking

Oh wait, it’s lublicant, now it makes sense. Wait, it also says its a lublifant? Now I’m confused.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

It really is lubli.

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
10 years ago

Don’t keep it next to your chapstick.

yennadey ammappa!
yennadey ammappa!
10 years ago

‘stay in the nature, be a naturist”

chickenman
chickenman
10 years ago

Can substitute with some KY Jerry.

RHCP
RHCP
10 years ago

“Use two (lublicant) sticks to make it in the nature”

melloyello
melloyello
10 years ago

Ahhh I “feel enjoy” two times with this picture! The product description in Korean translates as “slippery stimulant product.”

Recoil
10 years ago

They always seem to hire poets to write those texts on the package.

emily
emily
10 years ago

specially made for tiger WOOD.

Kirk
Kirk
10 years ago

how lubly!

fixit
fixit
10 years ago

30 grams??? only 30 freakin’ grams? what about tomorrow morning?

seigihan
seigihan
10 years ago

the business for tiger woods teaches american that feminism only serves women’s interest with no regards for men, and westerner wifes only marries you for money, none other than that.

Gabriel
Gabriel
10 years ago

Naturally, I would use the relaxing natural materials to be at one with nature.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

This has exactly the same description as the “Stainless magnet” (https://www.engrish.com/2008/11/lets-nature/). Must be a standard phrase from the Book of Engrish.

Huggzie
Huggzie
7 years ago

Be absorbed by nature! Stay in nature… with LUBE!

name
name
6 years ago

Special for lubricant your fanny thing.

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