New 100% fiber Wheat Thins

New 100% fiber Wheat Thins

posted on 18 Dec 2009 in Chinglish, Menus

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J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Served with syringe instead of chop sticks…

Yugan
10 years ago

all for only 8RMB, what a bargain!

coffeebot
10 years ago

Projectile Fiber!

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

Helping you drop your “Little Boy” since 1945!

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
10 years ago

Go ahead…make my day!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

When Wu Dan’s Blasting Powder just isn’t enough.

Christov
Christov
10 years ago

Your in-flight meal over Baghdad

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Not your average “chips & dip”…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

brought to you by the Al Qaeda of China

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Tonight we have appetizers. Tomorrow we have the bombing enema…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Make sure you have plenty of the 300-sh*t toilet paper on hand!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

FOURTH-like explos on belly!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

For when high colonics just won’t do the trick.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

I LOVE the smell of Charmin in the morning!

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Catch your rectum unaware and unprepared.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Well you know where you can stick these.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

A Bathroom Halocaust!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

I liked ’em better when they were called “Bran Flakes.”

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

No thanks-with friends like mine, I’ll never need an enema.

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Served with chilled custurd!

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Sleeping with the enema.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

if you want to paint your bathroom brown.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Private, when I said we were going to clear out the enemy… this is not what I meant

yeahhh
yeahhh
10 years ago

Talk about explosive diarrhea…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

The secret ingredient behind explos on belly.

Ralph. Hamilton
Ralph. Hamilton
10 years ago

Waiter, waiter! For all the nutrition i get out of this stuff, I might as well stick it up my bum.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

In my country we use a hose…

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
10 years ago

Tastes great with some nitro glycerin dip!

Jetsuzu
Jetsuzu
10 years ago

Just don’t light any matches after using the bathroom…

Mint
10 years ago

It’s very dangerous to eat.

G
G
10 years ago

Crush it to get Wu Dan blasting powder.

flamemario12
flamemario12
10 years ago

Will I die after eating those bombing enema?

fixit
fixit
10 years ago

What a bright idea: recyclable food!

does it matter ?
does it matter ?
10 years ago

not hungry anymore

chieromancer
chieromancer
10 years ago

We have met the enema and he is…wheat thins?!?

Aram in China
Aram in China
10 years ago

. . .at least it’s not expolsion belly.

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

The non-clinical constipation solution… wait, what?

Benny
Benny
10 years ago

One car come,one car go. Two car pengpeng, one car die.

Brenda
Brenda
10 years ago

Guaranteed to blow it out your ass!

gonovox
gonovox
10 years ago

Better than Barium Enema. Hit the dirt!

dragonfly lady
dragonfly lady
9 years ago

works way better than the ingrediant Olestra used in potato chips

zankhana
zankhana
4 years ago

The snack that keeps you going all day!

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