Skip the wax, we’re using napalm

Skip the wax, we’re using napalm

posted on 28 Dec 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

How long has it been since your last damn trim?

Photo courtesy of “Bunny”.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

For the hirsute or the hirsute at heart.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Hello, this is the GEICO caveman calling…I’d like to make an appointment with my stylist? I need a new look to snag a new gig as soon as I can. Seems the company found some cute little hairless lizard to replace me with. Oh, you CAN see me today? GREAT!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

I suppose a Brazilian is out of the question

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

The last time i went for a free spa, Muhammed Ali came out and punched me several times.

MingTheMerciless
MingTheMerciless
11 years ago

“Damn hairy welcome, damn dirty need not apply”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Hangout for rich Greek billionaires in Speedos….

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Any realtion to Dirty Hairy?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Relation. (damn)

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
11 years ago

Those Damn Dirty Apes have their own Damn dirty Spa

Brandon
Brandon
11 years ago

It’s a real jungle in here!

Yugan
11 years ago

beechoak: clever comment, and I’m glad it’s only the rich Greek billionaires, not the poor Greek billionaires.

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

Get your hands off me, you damn hairy ape!

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

A relaxing retreat for your follicle follies.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

I can’t remember. Is that the ex’s favourite esthetician or the legal firm she sicced onto me?

theillien
theillien
11 years ago

Damn dirty apes welcome.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

Can I get a friggin’ moustache trim with that?

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

I hear they are frequented by both Sasquatch and Yeti.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Not to mention a certain famous TV Bounty Hunter…

Marc
Marc
11 years ago

I think Robin Williams goes there

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Here is fruitier…
Here is damn hairy…
No telling what tomorrow will bring.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

YUGAN: Yeah, I noticed the redundancy after I clicked the submit button. I wish we could go back and edit when we discover a mistake in our comments.

coffeebot
11 years ago

Sorry, our pedicurist just got impaled again…

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

Why does this manicure set have a corkscrew and a bottle opener???

toma
toma
11 years ago

Gush! He’s damn sweaty too!!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Hair hair.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Yuganh & Beechoak. If you asked a Greek billionaire he may well reckon he was poor, if he had no sons.

Diddims
Diddims
11 years ago

All right, Boo-Boo, it’s time for a trim and massage at the doggie spa.

Diddims
Diddims
11 years ago

C’mon, Bigfoot, I know that you hate a haircut, but you’re so damn hairy! You like the massage, remember?

Diddims
Diddims
11 years ago

Chewbacca has been dragged here time and again, shrieking.

Diddims
Diddims
11 years ago

Bring earplugs when it’s time to wax; you can hear ’em screaming from two miles away.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

“Every last inch of me is covered with HAIR!”

3DOMan
3DOMan
11 years ago

I dated one girl that could use a trip to this place. Damn them Turkish girls are hairy down there.

fixit
fixit
11 years ago

the last five letters, C-I-O-U-S, fell off during a storm.

don
don
10 years ago

hey there’s chewbacca!

Diddims
Diddims
4 years ago

@3DOMan: I can imagine that there are plenty of women making similar complaints about men.

Diddims
Diddims
4 years ago

I like my men hairy, but not damn hairy!

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