Skip the wax, we’re using napalm

Skip the wax, we’re using napalm

posted on 28 Dec 2009 in Engrish from Other Countries

How long has it been since your last damn trim?

Photo courtesy of “Bunny”.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Algernon
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Algernon

For the hirsute or the hirsute at heart.

Pete
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Pete

Hello, this is the GEICO caveman calling…I’d like to make an appointment with my stylist? I need a new look to snag a new gig as soon as I can. Seems the company found some cute little hairless lizard to replace me with. Oh, you CAN see me today? GREAT!

Algernon
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Algernon

I suppose a Brazilian is out of the question

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

The last time i went for a free spa, Muhammed Ali came out and punched me several times.

MingTheMerciless
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MingTheMerciless

“Damn hairy welcome, damn dirty need not apply”

beechoak
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beechoak

Hangout for rich Greek billionaires in Speedos….

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Any realtion to Dirty Hairy?

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Relation. (damn)

KinkyTom
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KinkyTom

Those Damn Dirty Apes have their own Damn dirty Spa

Brandon
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Brandon

It’s a real jungle in here!

Yugan
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beechoak: clever comment, and I’m glad it’s only the rich Greek billionaires, not the poor Greek billionaires.

tekleader
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tekleader

Get your hands off me, you damn hairy ape!

Grifter
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Grifter

A relaxing retreat for your follicle follies.

Chuck
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Chuck

I can’t remember. Is that the ex’s favourite esthetician or the legal firm she sicced onto me?

theillien
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theillien

Damn dirty apes welcome.

Chris
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Chris

Can I get a friggin’ moustache trim with that?

Xila31
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Xila31

I hear they are frequented by both Sasquatch and Yeti.

Pete
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Pete

Not to mention a certain famous TV Bounty Hunter…

Marc
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Marc

I think Robin Williams goes there

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Here is fruitier…
Here is damn hairy…
No telling what tomorrow will bring.

beechoak
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beechoak

YUGAN: Yeah, I noticed the redundancy after I clicked the submit button. I wish we could go back and edit when we discover a mistake in our comments.

coffeebot
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Sorry, our pedicurist just got impaled again…

Pete
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Pete

Why does this manicure set have a corkscrew and a bottle opener???

toma
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toma

Gush! He’s damn sweaty too!!

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Hair hair.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Yuganh & Beechoak. If you asked a Greek billionaire he may well reckon he was poor, if he had no sons.

Diddims
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Diddims

All right, Boo-Boo, it’s time for a trim and massage at the doggie spa.

Diddims
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Diddims

C’mon, Bigfoot, I know that you hate a haircut, but you’re so damn hairy! You like the massage, remember?

Diddims
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Diddims

Chewbacca has been dragged here time and again, shrieking.

Diddims
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Diddims

Bring earplugs when it’s time to wax; you can hear ’em screaming from two miles away.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

“Every last inch of me is covered with HAIR!”

3DOMan
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3DOMan

I dated one girl that could use a trip to this place. Damn them Turkish girls are hairy down there.

fixit
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fixit

the last five letters, C-I-O-U-S, fell off during a storm.

don
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don

hey there’s chewbacca!

Diddims
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Diddims

@3DOMan: I can imagine that there are plenty of women making similar complaints about men.

Diddims
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Diddims

I like my men hairy, but not damn hairy!

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