Yeah, but they only sell lemons…

Yeah, but they only sell lemons…

posted on 27 Dec 2009 in Buildings, Signs

Photo courtesy of Natsuki Hasegawa.
Found in Okayama, Japan.

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Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Fruits park here. Nuts have to park two blocks down the street.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
10 years ago

Some of those cars do look fruity to me <.<

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
10 years ago

” Here is fruitier”

So where do the manliest cars go?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Mangos or pears

coffeebot
10 years ago

Well, that’s just peachy.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I quit going there after I caught the attendant licking my bumper.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Sugar Frosted Parking Top Level Only.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Fruitiest Over There ====> Penthouse!!!!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Announcing the new Engrish game, GUESS THE ALTERNATIVE!

Some examples to get us started:

1. Here is Creamier
2. Here is Meatier
3. Here is Fishy-er….

Any others?

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

I hope the cars don’t rot as fast as fruit does…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Parking lot next to the gay bar…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

The security lights are disco balls…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Your parking lot attendants: Bruce, Blaine and Leslie

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Look at all the light blue Priuses…

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

The other sign says “1F”. That must be the don’t-ask don’t-tell conscription status.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Parking for flakes is around the back, but they never seem to show up.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Now made from real juice instead of concentrate!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

So what does the “F” stand for?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Fruits use the “rear” entrance…

Classic Steve
10 years ago

This one here’s a real peach….

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

What are they doing to pack the showroom, handing out free daiquiris or something?

Dude
Dude
10 years ago

Dang! I was looking for “Here is Vegetablier!”

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

There is crappier.

Kirk
Kirk
10 years ago

freshly picked?

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Yeah all they sell is lemons.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Oops! I don’t read the captions before I post, that was the first one that came to mind how about this one?

“Our sale events are Apple-paloosas!”

Gappa Goshti
10 years ago

Do check the melons when you approach the receptionist!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Blowing raspberries at the lemons, but not at the peaches, since they tend to be magnets for cherries. How do ya like THEM apples?

Marc
Marc
10 years ago

Are you sure that isn’t in San Fransisco?

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Which reminds me of that old joke “Whaddaya do if you drop your car keys in San Francisco?”

Answer: Kick ’em across the Bay Bridge until you’re in Oakland!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

…But it’s fruitirer farthererer!

Emu
Emu
10 years ago

Me and my grandma parked there once. Now let’s never speak of it again.

Izzie
Izzie
10 years ago

Ok, so it’s fruitier there.
But I won’t be able to sleep tonight until I have worked out what it’s fruitier than.
It’s going to drive me nuts.

fixit
fixit
10 years ago

No wonder there’s always shortage of Vaseline —

Keizza
Keizza
10 years ago

Forget the damn fruit sign….2010 Suzuki Pallette Kei car! in forground…

Perla
Perla
10 years ago

TOYOTA HERE

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Fruitier than the Castro? I don’t think so, Baby Cakes!

Brenda
Brenda
10 years ago

Better parking for our slightly more limp wristed patrons

Shintarou
Shintarou
10 years ago

It’s where Richard Simmons would buy his car.

Brett Hawks
Brett Hawks
10 years ago

Fresh stuff on the second floor

interval
interval
10 years ago

Disco in the back.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

What IF?

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