Yeah, but they only sell lemons…

Yeah, but they only sell lemons…

posted on 27 Dec 2009 in Buildings, Signs

Photo courtesy of Natsuki Hasegawa.
Found in Okayama, Japan.

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Pete
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Pete

Fruits park here. Nuts have to park two blocks down the street.

KinkyTom
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KinkyTom

Some of those cars do look fruity to me <.<

KinkyTom
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KinkyTom

” Here is fruitier”

So where do the manliest cars go?

Algernon
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Algernon

Mangos or pears

coffeebot
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Well, that’s just peachy.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I quit going there after I caught the attendant licking my bumper.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sugar Frosted Parking Top Level Only.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Fruitiest Over There ====> Penthouse!!!!

Pete
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Pete

Announcing the new Engrish game, GUESS THE ALTERNATIVE!

Some examples to get us started:

1. Here is Creamier
2. Here is Meatier
3. Here is Fishy-er….

Any others?

J-Luke
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J-Luke

I hope the cars don’t rot as fast as fruit does…

beechoak
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beechoak

Parking lot next to the gay bar…

beechoak
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beechoak

The security lights are disco balls…

beechoak
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beechoak

Your parking lot attendants: Bruce, Blaine and Leslie

beechoak
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beechoak

Look at all the light blue Priuses…

Chuck
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Chuck

The other sign says “1F”. That must be the don’t-ask don’t-tell conscription status.

Jay
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Jay

Parking for flakes is around the back, but they never seem to show up.

Xila31
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Xila31

Now made from real juice instead of concentrate!

beechoak
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beechoak

So what does the “F” stand for?

beechoak
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beechoak

Fruits use the “rear” entrance…

Classic Steve
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This one here’s a real peach….

Pete
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Pete

What are they doing to pack the showroom, handing out free daiquiris or something?

Dude
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Dude

Dang! I was looking for “Here is Vegetablier!”

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

There is crappier.

Kirk
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Kirk

freshly picked?

Grifter
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Grifter

Yeah all they sell is lemons.

Grifter
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Grifter

Oops! I don’t read the captions before I post, that was the first one that came to mind how about this one?

“Our sale events are Apple-paloosas!”

Gappa Goshti
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Do check the melons when you approach the receptionist!

Pete
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Pete

Blowing raspberries at the lemons, but not at the peaches, since they tend to be magnets for cherries. How do ya like THEM apples?

Marc
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Marc

Are you sure that isn’t in San Fransisco?

Pete
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Pete

Which reminds me of that old joke “Whaddaya do if you drop your car keys in San Francisco?”

Answer: Kick ’em across the Bay Bridge until you’re in Oakland!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

…But it’s fruitirer farthererer!

Emu
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Emu

Me and my grandma parked there once. Now let’s never speak of it again.

Izzie
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Izzie

Ok, so it’s fruitier there.
But I won’t be able to sleep tonight until I have worked out what it’s fruitier than.
It’s going to drive me nuts.

fixit
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fixit

No wonder there’s always shortage of Vaseline —

Keizza
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Keizza

Forget the damn fruit sign….2010 Suzuki Pallette Kei car! in forground…

Perla
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Perla

TOYOTA HERE

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Fruitier than the Castro? I don’t think so, Baby Cakes!

Brenda
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Brenda

Better parking for our slightly more limp wristed patrons

Shintarou
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Shintarou

It’s where Richard Simmons would buy his car.

Brett Hawks
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Brett Hawks

Fresh stuff on the second floor

interval
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interval

Disco in the back.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

What IF?

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