Yep, those are the recipe for a screwdriver, all right.

How touchy feely

Michael Jackson’s tried and tested method for dealing with children.

Tiger’s version:

Tee up, pick up, feel up

Then get wood.

The translator screw up.

…Fall down

Looks like a cool way of dating…

Orange juice … the drink of choice for harassers everywhere!

Fed up!

Thumbs down!

Yes. Metho and Fanta is a fine drink.

Sorry, you can’t come in the club. You need to cool up to come in here!

Nothing like a large amount of alcohol to help her lose her inhibitions. Next step… Lock Up!

This drink is gropingly refreshing!

I’ve upped my glass, up yours!

Just remember you left fingerprints on the glass….

Feel up? Are we supposed to date rape our drinks here?

Tang with Everclear… breakfast of champions.

Not just for breakfast anymore

Soylant Orange… it’s made from Cool People.

That would be a cool T-Shirt XD

@jjhitt: Goodbye, Blue Monday!

What kind of fetish makes you feel up a drinking glass?

get up
stand up

Candy is dandy, but llquor is quicker.

Feel up chuck

A totally new meaning to the words “I feel like a drink…”

Get arrested
Have restraining order!

The order should be as follows:

1. I make myself look COOL before I hit the party

2. Then I go out and grope / FEEL UP whomever is down with that

3. Then PICK UP, go home and GET ON UP.

Giggidy Giggidy…

All this “up” business is making me wanna GET DOWN witcha…mmm yeah! Ice cubes be kinky…

“Face down, as* up, that’s the way I like to *censored*”

Feel it go down and come back right up.

4. Clean up

U2’s less successful sequel to “Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me.”

It looks like Nokia’s font…

4. Throw up

If that is OJ, shouldn’t it be Hack up? Cut up? Lawyer up?

funny…it’s actually iced coffee (아이스커피). I think when they say ‘feel up’ they mean to ‘feel up’ as in feel hyper/awake. never-the-less, still funny.

feel up as in feeling good,,haha you people are so literal

Caption stolen from yellow pages under PROSTITUTION.

4: Knock up.
5: Marry up.

Hiccup

3-Up?