I wonder how they get it to steam?

posted on 31 Dec 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Sorry, the yellow snow is extra…

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Photo courtesy of Jennifer Raskin.
Found in Seoul, Korea.

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Don’t squeeze the charmfnd

posted on 30 Dec 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Sir, are you absolutely certain you want it hot…AND crazy?



Photo courtesy of Morgan Dollar.
New restaurant in Gangnam, Seoul, Korea.

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Crowd control to Major Tom

posted on 29 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

The order:  Lambada!



Photo courtesy of Courtney and John.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

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Bets Tatsing!

posted on 28 Dec 2010 in Signs

Avez-vous un Roat?


Photo courtesy of Vicky de Bruyne.
Found in Japan.

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Have an enjoyment freely!

posted on 27 Dec 2010 in Signs

Norse code?


Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik.
Found in Hiroshima, Japan.

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Don’t they cancel each other out?

posted on 26 Dec 2010 in Transportation

Text reads:

MODERATE TENSION WITH MODERATE RELAXATION!

THIS IS THE WAY OF LIFE OF MEN WHO KEEP
GENUINE SPIRIT OF SPORT IN HEART SILENTLY.

NOW, FOR SUCH MEN!

Photo courtesy of Doug Terry.
From a 1980’s Nissan Skyline.

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Applas and Orangas.

posted on 25 Dec 2010 in Bags/Packaging

It’s not his list, it’s a customs form. You try flying fruit internationally…


Photo courtesy of AKY.
Found in Slovakia.

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Away in a menngar…

posted on 24 Dec 2010 in Stationery

Santa was found laying face-up, filled with lead and
impaled on a stick.  Mrs Claus had no comment…

Photo courtesy of Briana Lamb.

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Flurries with 100% chance of contractions.

posted on 22 Dec 2010 in Bags/Packaging

The grammar outside is frightful…


Photo courtesy of Laura Cline.
From Christmas shopping bag.

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Santa Cluus

posted on 21 Dec 2010 in Toys

Secret’s out…his elves only read and write at a third grade level.

Photo courtesy of Sarah Spruce.

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