ChaCheer Broad Beans

ChaCheer Broad Beans

posted on 13 Jan 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Chris McGarry.
Bean snack from China.

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J-Luke
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J-Luke

Perhaps they are tasties than the slut nuts…

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

After the refined condiments, you can indulge in some civilized urinating.

Algernon
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Algernon

Also comes in fish flavor.

SF
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SF

Beans are a refined thing
And they make a tasty ring
Object of wild desire
They fried over a slow fire

(Apologies to Johnny Cash)

dangevin
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In about a half hour you’ll be blowing your own Bronx ChaCheers. Bravo!

dangevin
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Pardon me…would you have any Gley Poupon? Or other refined condiments?

beechoak
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beechoak

Wha’dup, Bean Breath!

beechoak
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beechoak

I’m craving something shaped like a ring…

beechoak
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beechoak

If using wasabi, proceed with refined caution.

beechoak
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beechoak

… and the price: ChaCHING!

Blaze
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Blaze

Your mouth will be so fragrant, your altoids will die of shame!

Blaze
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Blaze

Beans make better!
ChaCheer Fragrance!
Beans make better when Chacheer goes inside your mouth!

Grifter
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Grifter

Better the fragrance from the mouth than the other end!

CallieWL
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CallieWL

Maybe they don’t look ring-shaped because they were “CRAVED into the shape of a ring”, and that means something different?

Bear or bust
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Bear or bust

Bravo! the taste and huzzah to refined condiments.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Craved??? Ah! Carved. For a moment I thought it was some sort of fetish. Naughty boy!

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

“Mouth full of fragrance”
‘Tis but the breaking of wind.
Better that he break it from before, rather than behind.
(Shakespeare – Midsummer Nights Dream)

Pete
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Pete

♫ ♪
Cha-chew, cha-chew,
The musical fruit….
♫ ♪

(Y’all know the rest.)

Chris
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Chris

They’re like onion rings made from beans!

Chris
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Chris

Bean rings?

Christine
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Christine

Bravo! We make tasty from the bean! Fill your mouth with perfume and condom-ents….

jjhitt
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jjhitt

One Ring to crave them, One Ring to refine them,
In the Land of Mordor where the slow fires burn..

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Mouth full of fragrance… like the time I sprayed the perfume tester on my tongue?

tekleader
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tekleader

Oh no! The flatulence!

Xila31
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Xila31

You need a mint! Your mouth is full of fragrance!

Satellite Heart
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Satellite Heart

The makers of MSG proudly present Refined Condiments!

Satellite Heart
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Satellite Heart

Now with condiments, ChaCheer promotes safe snacks.

Ani
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Ani

♫ ♪
With these rings I promise
to always feed you, always feed you…”
♫ ♪

Richie Cunningham
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Richie Cunningham

My sister Joanie loves Cha-Cheers

Pete
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Pete

“jjhitt | 9:26 am |
One Ring to crave them, One Ring to refine them,
In the Land of Mordor where the slow fires burn..”

My PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS…..

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Pete: Is that the hiss of escaping gas?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Too much beans craved for the ring will slowly burn through… ya know the rest 😀

Pete
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Pete

“jjhitt | 3:57 pm |
Pete: Is that the hiss of escaping gas?”

I guess THAT was what made Gollum the way he was!

Nicholas
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I only eat Isy Miyaki, I’m not really a fan of Dolce and Gabana. I find it over powers my food.

Izzie
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Izzie

You know, the good people at ChaCheer are so up-beat about their broad bean snacks that, even though I’m not much of a legume eater, I actually want to try one.
Maybe it’s subliminal Engrish?

3DOMan
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3DOMan

MUST…SHAPE…LIKE…RING

VOICES IN MY HEAD

Ren
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Ren

You mean subriminal?

Will Joseph
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Will Joseph

It makes the toilet room full of fragrance.

phoenixx
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phoenixx

dont eat near open flame

Suzanne
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Suzanne

Three ChaCheers for the Broad Beans!

Brian
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Brian

There can be only one broad bean ring! Forged in the fires of Mt. Doom, the one true broad bean ring seeks its master… it craves its master. OH THE TASTE!

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