ChaCheer Broad Beans

ChaCheer Broad Beans

posted on 13 Jan 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Chris McGarry.
Bean snack from China.

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J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Perhaps they are tasties than the slut nuts…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

After the refined condiments, you can indulge in some civilized urinating.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Also comes in fish flavor.

SF
SF
10 years ago

Beans are a refined thing
And they make a tasty ring
Object of wild desire
They fried over a slow fire

(Apologies to Johnny Cash)

dangevin
10 years ago

In about a half hour you’ll be blowing your own Bronx ChaCheers. Bravo!

dangevin
10 years ago

Pardon me…would you have any Gley Poupon? Or other refined condiments?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Wha’dup, Bean Breath!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I’m craving something shaped like a ring…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

If using wasabi, proceed with refined caution.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

… and the price: ChaCHING!

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Your mouth will be so fragrant, your altoids will die of shame!

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Beans make better!
ChaCheer Fragrance!
Beans make better when Chacheer goes inside your mouth!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Better the fragrance from the mouth than the other end!

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

Maybe they don’t look ring-shaped because they were “CRAVED into the shape of a ring”, and that means something different?

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
10 years ago

Bravo! the taste and huzzah to refined condiments.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Craved??? Ah! Carved. For a moment I thought it was some sort of fetish. Naughty boy!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

“Mouth full of fragrance”
‘Tis but the breaking of wind.
Better that he break it from before, rather than behind.
(Shakespeare – Midsummer Nights Dream)

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

♫ ♪
Cha-chew, cha-chew,
The musical fruit….
♫ ♪

(Y’all know the rest.)

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

They’re like onion rings made from beans!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Bean rings?

Christine
Christine
10 years ago

Bravo! We make tasty from the bean! Fill your mouth with perfume and condom-ents….

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

One Ring to crave them, One Ring to refine them,
In the Land of Mordor where the slow fires burn..

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Mouth full of fragrance… like the time I sprayed the perfume tester on my tongue?

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Oh no! The flatulence!

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

You need a mint! Your mouth is full of fragrance!

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

The makers of MSG proudly present Refined Condiments!

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

Now with condiments, ChaCheer promotes safe snacks.

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

♫ ♪
With these rings I promise
to always feed you, always feed you…”
♫ ♪

Richie Cunningham
Richie Cunningham
10 years ago

My sister Joanie loves Cha-Cheers

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

“jjhitt | 9:26 am |
One Ring to crave them, One Ring to refine them,
In the Land of Mordor where the slow fires burn..”

My PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS…..

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Pete: Is that the hiss of escaping gas?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Too much beans craved for the ring will slowly burn through… ya know the rest 😀

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

“jjhitt | 3:57 pm |
Pete: Is that the hiss of escaping gas?”

I guess THAT was what made Gollum the way he was!

Nicholas
10 years ago

I only eat Isy Miyaki, I’m not really a fan of Dolce and Gabana. I find it over powers my food.

Izzie
Izzie
10 years ago

You know, the good people at ChaCheer are so up-beat about their broad bean snacks that, even though I’m not much of a legume eater, I actually want to try one.
Maybe it’s subliminal Engrish?

3DOMan
3DOMan
10 years ago

MUST…SHAPE…LIKE…RING

VOICES IN MY HEAD

Ren
Ren
10 years ago

You mean subriminal?

Will Joseph
Will Joseph
10 years ago

It makes the toilet room full of fragrance.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

dont eat near open flame

Suzanne
Suzanne
10 years ago

Three ChaCheers for the Broad Beans!

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

There can be only one broad bean ring! Forged in the fires of Mt. Doom, the one true broad bean ring seeks its master… it craves its master. OH THE TASTE!

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