Daming Laiue Country Olub

Daming Laiue Country Olub

posted on 5 Jan 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Christine Fetter.
Found at DamingShan, Anhui Province, China.

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Spoony
Spoony
11 years ago

Quarterdeck forbidden. Sorry, Favre.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

You indeed have to pay much more attention to beiow instructions…

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Bummer, I really would have liked to sit someone else…

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

This boat is all we have, so take it or leave it!

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Make sure you’re in the missionary position, many stoned people and madman here.

rowger
rowger
11 years ago

The missionary will demonstrate his position.

Ani
Ani
11 years ago

Aha…so THAT’S what missionaries do when they have to earn enough to pay the bills.

Mint
11 years ago

What heck is that Engrish.

Nicholas Maconachie
11 years ago

I want to give a bunch of crazies, on day release from a psychiatric hospital, some wacky tobacco and put them in the line for the boat…wanna see if they can sneak past one of those missionaries that issue the instructions…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

We at Laiue Country Club feel you’re not paying enough attention.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Signmaker needs to pay more attention to translation.

DrLex
11 years ago

Signmaker was too distracted by the instuctons of the missionary.

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

I checked my valables. They all seem okay. What’s next?

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

Pull on my life jacket? Kinky.

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

OK…I guess Mao lives on: Telling us to pull on our lifejackets instead of pulling on something else.

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
11 years ago

Oooh… Tourette’s on a sign!

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
11 years ago

#9… Poor Tommy Chong… He’ll never enjoy the privilege of taking or leaving the boat.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Aiways remember speiilng is imporfanf

CallieWL
CallieWL
11 years ago

“waterbome amusement” –Does this mean I’m going to get wet?

tekleader
tekleader
11 years ago

Stoned madmen, however, are acceptable.

Madman
Madman
11 years ago

Damn, I never get to go on these things!

Dude
Dude
11 years ago

#9…Well, I guess Lex Luthor can’t enjoy the watorbomo amueoment.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Oh noes! What’s with all the O’s?

Dumpling
Dumpling
11 years ago

Just when they got out of the SMORKING phase, now it’s the “Smoking is TORBIDDEN”. Dang it.

WoobieWeeaboo
WoobieWeeaboo
11 years ago

Well, of course, Dumpling! If there’s a large moving Torb about, you’re darn well gonna do its bidding!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

I failed the first test. My valuables aren’t checked. They are a sort of brownish whitish color. Maybe Scots might qualify.

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

Do not eaf the torbidden truit!

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

Not that impressed with this boat… I can take it or leave it. (#7)

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

“Please take care of the elders and the kids” — tsk, that’s exactly what I said to my sister before we left on this vacation…

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
11 years ago

This is discrimination against stoned people, madman, and othen people!!!

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

Stoned people, madman and othen people that are not suitable need not apply for a job as English translator.

Alex
Alex
11 years ago

Pay special attention to the third rule, sit yourself and pull on your life jacket. Amen

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

” Oh, the weather outside is torbid ! “

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“I’m on a boat! Missionary!”

V.
V.
11 years ago

Do I really want to know what quarterdecking is?

Yugan
11 years ago

Dear, when we listen to the missionary’s instucton, it’s not my lifejacket we pull.

Yugan
11 years ago

as luck would have it, I’m rereading “One Flew Over the Cuckoos’ Nest,” and MacMurphy has just organized the deep sea fishing expedition. Sorry, Mac, not in Anhui!

onoaididanto!
onoaididanto!
11 years ago

The signmaker’s English teacher would be so proud. That he went into signmaking.

Josiah
Josiah
11 years ago

According to rule #7 when the boat is in the shore. After I finish digging it up I’ll take it home with me

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

Last year I started putting a deck on my house. I only got it 1/4 finished, so the house is now “quarterdecked” ….

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

Life jacket. Now that’s an unusual euphemism huh?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
11 years ago

besure not crowd, right… crowded missionary sounds dangerous, no wonder stoners are refused.

Murilo Silva
Murilo Silva
11 years ago

Stoned people tound inoide the boat will be 1meditally stoned to deaf!

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

Stoned people.

Um, what was I saying…

David
David
11 years ago

And please refroon from making oot with other passengers in oublic. Thanking!

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

china’s first attempt at colonizing

Needalaugh
Needalaugh
11 years ago

It’s all fun n’ games until they ban “stoned” people.

Izzie
Izzie
11 years ago

Is it pay-back to the Chinese Government for blocking access to web, they don’t get access to a decent English translator?

The Falconer
The Falconer
11 years ago

Fine, I promise I won’t stand and quarterdeck but is it ok if I sit and halfmast?

Damay
Damay
11 years ago

Making amusement of waterborno sign is torbidden!

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