Happy Drive!

Happy Drive!

posted on 18 Jan 2010 in Stationery

Photo courtesy of Natalie McNear.
Stationery envelopes from Japan.

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rowger
rowger
10 years ago

Drive-By Pleasant Thing Shooting.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Dr. Freud to the emergency room, Dr. Freud Code Blue.

dangevin
10 years ago

Umm…you sure those aren’t barf bags?

dangevin
10 years ago

Be sure to spray some Happy Lysol on the Happy Back Seat.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

I’m sure he is looking at a pretty car with big bumpers…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Like U-turn into oncoming traffic

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

That “I’m looking for the pleasant thing everyday” defense will not hold up in court. Trust me on this!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Then pleasant thing comes … time to get seat covers.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

When pleasant thing comes, it will always be with smile….And a certain amount of squealing and yelling.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

I can introduce you to an unpleasant dog that wants to go out.

Recoil
10 years ago

Ooh, I love it when pleasant things come.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Ah! Is your handbrake on? Or are you just pleased to see me?

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

With our patented road-head assistance!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Stop leering at my chassis!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I think he’s been huffing gasoline again…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I think it will always be with a smile… then WHAM!… I run into somebody I haven’t seen in a while.

Potorrero
Potorrero
10 years ago

I look at my pleasant thing everyday.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Nice running into you.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

If you see that handbag, keep looking.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

…and then pot-hole comes

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

♫ ♪
Smile, smile, Smiley Car,
Friend to you and me.

Smile, smile, Smiley Car
Watch out for that,,,(uh-oh…CRASH…ooohhh)….TREE!
♫ ♪

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

I swear officer, that car was staing at me AND SMILED!

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

Honestly, why would you buy stationery with a car looking for “the pleasant thing” on it? I’d be creeped out if someone sent it to me!

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

He thought it was a pleasant thing to drive to the corner, until he picked up that undercover cop.

Lynn
Lynn
10 years ago

*I’ll just bet he is!*

Katelyn
Katelyn
10 years ago

Happy Drive will drive you Angry Car.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia, Car drives YOU!!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

…Or “rides” you, if you know what I mean /:D

Topher
Topher
10 years ago

Can’t blame a guy for looking…

Alex
Alex
10 years ago

Ugh, nothing like that stupid, endlessly repeated Soviet Russia joke to crap on the end of an otherwise great string of captions.

Nicholas Maconachie
10 years ago

It’s like Brum’s (as seen on British TV) non gender specific partner! They can have mini non gender specific baby happy drive cars together!

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Apparently they haven’t tried my commute.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Why so bitter Alex?

Ren
Ren
10 years ago

Ever heard elephant jokes, Alex? Really stupid and not funny at all. But after a dozen or so, you start to giggle and then they are the funniest thing ever. That’s how the Russia jokes work.

In Soviet Russia, elephant jokes about YOU!

StarBase10
StarBase10
10 years ago

A car will always be with smile, then karma strikes. He just crashed into an unhappy tree. Now his smile were worn out.

Lai-Lai
Lai-Lai
10 years ago

Damn autopager, I posted that for the wrong damn image….

newmetallic
newmetallic
10 years ago

Man, “Then, a pleasant thing comes.” could be the new “Then, it is fine.”…

cocaslocas
cocaslocas
10 years ago

HAPPY DRIVE, the sequel to HAPPY FEET:
A brave little car called “Tumble” cannot seem to win any races.
But he can tap dance something fierce!

If you think tap dancing penguins are a ridiculous idea – wait until you see HAPPY DRIVE!
Anthropomorphic cars dancing to the rhythm of your heart!
It’ll drive the happy out of you.

TaranAlvein
TaranAlvein
10 years ago

…and runs me off the road.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

hey buddy? how do you get this thing out of second gear?

Atli Hafsteinsson
Atli Hafsteinsson
10 years ago

And then it runs you over…

Happycar
Happycar
10 years ago

I Found the pleasant thing!

kloo
10 years ago

gas is expected for happy time to be find.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Every day? Not really..only every other day. Drive..Drive..Drive.. Damn gas prices!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Then, caption!

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

Now this car over here, he is looking for the pleasant thing every day. Fortunately, he has found it. Unfortunately, it’s off the edge of the Benecia Bridge. So, just stay away from there and you’ve got a great family car! Good gas mileage, too. Do I have a deal?

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