I can imagine them taking me away…

I can imagine them taking me away…

posted on 7 Jan 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Matthew Thompson.
Found in Beijing, China.

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SF
SF
10 years ago

“You may say I’m a dreamer,
But I’m a well-mannered one …”

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
10 years ago

if you stare into his eyes he can see your soul O_O

onoaididanto!
onoaididanto!
10 years ago

I once wasn’t self-restraint and I ended up imagining that I didn’t hold the door for an old lady.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

May I remind you that Hullabaloo will not be tolarated.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

“Gee! Officer Android. What big eyes you have.”
‘All the better to see you with.’

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

Time in China did mold my imagination.
Just like what happens to old bread.

MSGangsta
MSGangsta
10 years ago

You shouldn’t be out giving tours when you’ve just had your pupils dilated.

rowger
rowger
10 years ago

The only good tourist is a self-restrained tourist.

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Your no restraint wil disapproval and you’ll be at the bottom of a cellar!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I’d like to take a tour of my imagination, but my thoughts are running wild.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Be double-plus good; Big-eyed Brother is watching you.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Not a comment on the engrish, but I note that big stone Buddha in the middle panel is lying on his side, smiling at me, with a stall covering his midsection, and then the last panel is a tower.

The Chinese need to work on not being so heavy handed with their foreshadowing.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Also: Is he killing that woman in the last panel? It looks like he’s running at her from behind, with a giant bludgeon raised behind his back.

Good manners are violent in China!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Watch yourself-I think that guy is taking names.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Stop that tourist! He’s letting his imagination run away with him!

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Whew, my imagination WAS running wild…

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

No wonder tourism is dead in China: all the tourists are imaginary!

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

Please be self-restraint, or else you may wind up police-restraint.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

Good tourists please to use the self-service restraints provided. 🙂

DieselDragon
10 years ago

A little self-restraint is always advisable around the Emperor’s Harem… 😉

DieselDragon
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia, the imagination moulded the tourists… 🙂
(If it hadn’t, could ye imagine the murder record of the average InTourist guide?… 😮 )

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

The pictures may be the best part.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Self-restraint: the key to letting your imagination soar.

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

(singing) I always feel like
that guy is watching me…
Tell me, is it just a dream?
I always feel like
that guy is watching me…
and I have no privacy!

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

……ok that guy gives me the creeps :S

Izzie
Izzie
10 years ago

Oh sure, he looks friendly enough now (albeit in a slightly manic way) … but you really don’t want to find out what happens if your name ends up in the folder of his!

Emu
Emu
10 years ago

So no dirty fantasizing then?

Carmen
Carmen
10 years ago

And you be a good policeman!

Emu
Emu
10 years ago

Sorry to post again, but if you look at the last picture it kind of looks like a guy wielding a scythe, about to kill the other person o_o

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

No, no need to remind me … perhaps a need to restraint my unruly imagination ….

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Take 2:

No, no need to remind me. Perhaps a need to explain … and perhaps a need for you to lay off the Dexedrine ….

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

State-run brainwashing has never looked so fun!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

“I am waaaaaatching you-oooooooooooou!!”

fixit
fixit
10 years ago

Try telling that to a tourist with a bomb strapped to his chest!

Lilly Todd
Lilly Todd
10 years ago

why do i have a feeling drugs are legal in this town?

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Imaginaaaaaaaaation. Imaginaaaaaaaaation land.

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