I can imagine them taking me away…

I can imagine them taking me away…

posted on 7 Jan 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Matthew Thompson.
Found in Beijing, China.

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SF
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SF

“You may say I’m a dreamer,
But I’m a well-mannered one …”

KinkyTom
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KinkyTom

if you stare into his eyes he can see your soul O_O

onoaididanto!
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onoaididanto!

I once wasn’t self-restraint and I ended up imagining that I didn’t hold the door for an old lady.

Algernon
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Algernon

May I remind you that Hullabaloo will not be tolarated.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

“Gee! Officer Android. What big eyes you have.”
‘All the better to see you with.’

Ani
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Ani

Time in China did mold my imagination.
Just like what happens to old bread.

MSGangsta
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MSGangsta

You shouldn’t be out giving tours when you’ve just had your pupils dilated.

rowger
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rowger

The only good tourist is a self-restrained tourist.

Yogesh Damle
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Your no restraint wil disapproval and you’ll be at the bottom of a cellar!

beechoak
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beechoak

I’d like to take a tour of my imagination, but my thoughts are running wild.

beechoak
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beechoak

Be double-plus good; Big-eyed Brother is watching you.

Blaze
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Blaze

Not a comment on the engrish, but I note that big stone Buddha in the middle panel is lying on his side, smiling at me, with a stall covering his midsection, and then the last panel is a tower.

The Chinese need to work on not being so heavy handed with their foreshadowing.

Blaze
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Blaze

Also: Is he killing that woman in the last panel? It looks like he’s running at her from behind, with a giant bludgeon raised behind his back.

Good manners are violent in China!

Chris
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Chris

Watch yourself-I think that guy is taking names.

Grifter
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Grifter

Stop that tourist! He’s letting his imagination run away with him!

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Whew, my imagination WAS running wild…

Satellite Heart
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Satellite Heart

No wonder tourism is dead in China: all the tourists are imaginary!

Brian
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Brian

Please be self-restraint, or else you may wind up police-restraint.

DieselDragon
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Good tourists please to use the self-service restraints provided. 🙂

DieselDragon
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A little self-restraint is always advisable around the Emperor’s Harem… 😉

DieselDragon
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In Soviet Russia, the imagination moulded the tourists… 🙂
(If it hadn’t, could ye imagine the murder record of the average InTourist guide?… 😮 )

Thuggy D
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Thuggy D

The pictures may be the best part.

Xila31
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Xila31

Self-restraint: the key to letting your imagination soar.

mdalsted
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mdalsted

(singing) I always feel like
that guy is watching me…
Tell me, is it just a dream?
I always feel like
that guy is watching me…
and I have no privacy!

Bob*
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Bob*

……ok that guy gives me the creeps :S

Izzie
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Izzie

Oh sure, he looks friendly enough now (albeit in a slightly manic way) … but you really don’t want to find out what happens if your name ends up in the folder of his!

Emu
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Emu

So no dirty fantasizing then?

Carmen
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Carmen

And you be a good policeman!

Emu
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Emu

Sorry to post again, but if you look at the last picture it kind of looks like a guy wielding a scythe, about to kill the other person o_o

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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No, no need to remind me … perhaps a need to restraint my unruly imagination ….

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Take 2:

No, no need to remind me. Perhaps a need to explain … and perhaps a need for you to lay off the Dexedrine ….

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

State-run brainwashing has never looked so fun!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

“I am waaaaaatching you-oooooooooooou!!”

fixit
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fixit

Try telling that to a tourist with a bomb strapped to his chest!

Lilly Todd
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Lilly Todd

why do i have a feeling drugs are legal in this town?

Brian
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Brian

Imaginaaaaaaaaation. Imaginaaaaaaaaation land.

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