Junction Produce of VIPCAR

Junction Produce of VIPCAR

posted on 4 Jan 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Scott Severance.
Found in back of bus in Korea.

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Spoony
Spoony
10 years ago

The pinnacle of VIPCAR travel is not in it’s high-quality, comfortable service… but in rambunctious nonsensical gibberish.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
10 years ago

I don’t want my last memory to be aggressively force fed and then hit by a Bus no matter how sensible it may seem to them

xvl260
xvl260
10 years ago

JP makes some very good body kits and rims, but their Engrish is rubbish.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
10 years ago

“we want only to be only the first and last memory keeper”

Yeah I wasn’t born in a bus and I dont want my kids to be either

Sorry VIPCAR

Nicholas Maconachie
10 years ago

“…from everlasting to everlasting. Amen.”

Nicholas Maconachie
10 years ago

VIP dress up party hey? I was thinking either a Playboy Bunny or the cop out of the Village People…choices, choices…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I’m always aware of rambunctous buses

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

I can’t tell if this is a result of their “tradition of eeriness” or if there is a problem with their random word generator.

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
10 years ago

Looks like he got rear-ended by a truck that was hauling adjectives!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

http://www.junction-produce.co.jp/english/

” Thanks for visiting our boot.”

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

better fed back than fed up…!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Sensibility user!

coffeebot
10 years ago

After 10 bumper reading accidents, copywriter Yoo was forced to switch to the more conventional 5-Word bumper sticker.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

“From everlasting to everlasting” Sounds more like an undertaker.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Eerily meaningless as “To Everlasting, and Beyond!”

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

And if you can read this, you’re driving TOO DARN CLOSE!!!

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
10 years ago

I read you!

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

Rambunctiousness is to Hullaballoo
as Everlasting is to…?

cmakeng
cmakeng
10 years ago

Imagine having all that bull$hit tattooed on your a$$!

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

Hey Mack, back it up! I don’t think he got our point!

better-u-than-me
better-u-than-me
10 years ago

Big words, little sense.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

If you want to feed back aggressively the tradition of austere elegance in which only prestige car has, it might be a little more successful if you don’t ferry your passengers around in one of the cheapest Daewoo minibuses on the market… 😉

DieselDragon
10 years ago

The “High Society Saloon Gallery” was obviously a little higher than usual when they came up with that slogan… 😉

Max
Max
10 years ago

quote Grifter – “And if you can read this, you’re driving TOO DARN CLOSE!!!”

And it you can make any sense of it, you’re VERY CRAZY and you should get out of your rambunctious austere car…

DieselDragon
10 years ago

Slightly OT: With regard to the Junction Produce website at http://www.junction-produce.co.jp/english/ – It doesn’t get any better. The following is cut ‘n’ pasted from their “contact us” form:

For any inquiry of questions, please fill up the blanks below and click on “Submit” and we will return to you as soon as possible. Thank you!

…So they’ll reply ASAP by e-mail, or do they want me to wait by my PC whilst they write a response? IU honestly can’t tell… 🙂

Henk
Henk
10 years ago

“Found in back of bus in Korea” Hmm, that’s Engrish enough for me…

Tom
Tom
10 years ago

I’ve always wanted an eery, rambunctious car!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

So what you’re saying is, you sell cars?

markymark
markymark
10 years ago

If VIP Dress-up and eeriness are combined, does that mean I should dress as if I am going to my own funeral?

markymark
markymark
10 years ago

If VIP Dress-up and eeriness are combined, does that mean I should dress as if I am going to my own funeral?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Agressive rambunctious feedback already made our sensible bunny retire.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

I would aggressively fed back that you hire a new translator.

Scott Severance
10 years ago

I’m the one who snapped that photo. A couple of notes: First, that was on the back of a full-size bus, not a minibus. And Dae-u (대우) buses are very common here. The fact that Dae-u romanizes their name as Daewoo (with a w) is Konglish in its own right, since the w sound can’t occur in Korean where they write it, and Korean romanization is designed to be similar to English pronunciation. Since I took that picture, I’ve seen the same text on four or five motor scooters and a car or two. So, it must be a part… Read more »

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

Eerie AND rambunctious? Sounds like the bus is possessed! O__o Combine that with the prayer-like ending (from everlasting to everlasting), I’m guessing the bus doubles as a multiple-body hearse!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

High Society Saloon Gallery ?! I guess after a couple of bottles of Ol’ Red Eye, anything makes sense, pardner.

Where’s Miss Kitty at ?

Rai
Rai
10 years ago

Doesn’t anyone else recognize this from two months ago? https://www.engrish.com/2009/11/junction-produce-of-vipcar/

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

New film: Invasion of the Passenger Snatchers

Gertrude
Gertrude
10 years ago

This is a misprint. It’s actually the summary of a badly translated anime. Somewhere there’s a crateload of DVDs each bearing, “This vehicle makes stops in the frequent.” The case fronts feature old, well-dressed, ghostly, animated people who apparently climb the walls.

dangevin
10 years ago

@Scott, thanks for popping in and giving some more info. I love subtext and subtext!

Zaphod
Zaphod
10 years ago

…Now sit down and shut up.

Wendy Darling
Wendy Darling
10 years ago

I don’t know what’s more disturbing – Scott saying this was from a full-size bus or that he’s seen the same text on four or five motor scooters since.

Motor scooters?

fixit
fixit
10 years ago

How many declarations do you have? 71 of 1116 ???

IamMeIamI
IamMeIamI
10 years ago

They want to be my “first and last memory”, and carry me from “everlasting to everlasting”???

Do they intend to ferry me to the afterlife by means of a horrible traffic accident, resulting in my last memories of this world???

…I think I’ll take my chances walking…

Scottie
Scottie
10 years ago

If you can read this, you’ve been following too close for far too long

BjmnFrny
BjmnFrny
10 years ago

This is my all time favourite instance of Engrish. Well done everyone.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Sadly, this makes as much sense as most corporate mission statements.

Yannush
Yannush
9 years ago

Stu-f**king-pendous!

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Austere elegance? Dude, It’s a freaking Daewoo… 99% of them look like a 1989 Dodge Daytona Hatchback.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

I actually understood most of that except…. eeriness??

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