Parabolic days ahead…

Parabolic days ahead…

posted on 15 Jan 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Diana & Owen.
Found in China.

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SF
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SF

It must be an hyperbole …

dangevin
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The irony of the hyperbolic sign at ground-level.

BigFatCat
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BigFatCat

I am angry and full of resentment today. Make my day!

BigFatCat
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BigFatCat

People at high place should not throw parabolic balls.

Spoony
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Spoony

Someone sounds a little anti-social…

Algernon
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Algernon

Looks like a flat line to me

Pete
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Pete

Where the tradition of the friendly welcome is at its nadir.

Steven
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Steven

beware! don’t climb this parabolic shaped mountain, you might start hating people..

rowger
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rowger

This is about terrorist plane highjackers.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Hmm. The full moon does it for me.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Beware of the diabolic hyperbolic parabolic.

Blaze
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Blaze

Climb up, angry citizens, climb up high on top,
Parabolic days are here again. Climb up, be angry, stop!
All aboard to hate someone, resent ’em with all you got!
No more sea level friendliness. Climb up, hate ’em, stop!

DrLex
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That’s why I prefer linear days at low altitude.

Xila31
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Xila31

All this heat at high altitudes is going to mix with the cold shoulder people down below and create what we call “snow.”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It never fails, you visit the park, smoke the flowers, and you come back with this geometric attitude.

Grifter
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Grifter

Look at the view from here! I’m feeling light headed AND angsty at the same time!

Chris
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Chris

High altitudes make me so MAD!

coffeebot
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coffeebot

I feel eliptical.

pamela38
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pamela38

Oh! a Haiku for the end of the world?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

In other words: “Gettin’ high screws you up”

Tim
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Tim

I’ve had days like that. But then I started taking my medication again, and I’m much better now!

Soundgarden
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Soundgarden

And they say you never use Trigonometry in real life.

StrangeRover
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StrangeRover

Math Haiku! My favorite!

BeadyEl
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BeadyEl

Parabolic days are here again
At high altitude it’s clear again
Let’s be angry and resentful men,
Parabolic days are here again!!

Max
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Max

That’s what I always say.

Pete
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Pete

Have a parabulous day.
Or, DON’T.

Chuck
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Chuck

At its worst during the vertical equinox.

Chuck
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Chuck

Capricorn: You’ll be experiencing parabolic days at high altitudes. Avoid angry and resentful people. Scorpios too.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

“Hey you! get out of my cloud!”

Yugan
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Actually, if you read it out loud, it’s quite beautiful, and it makes about as much sense as most modern poetry I’ve read.

Nicholas Maconachie
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Yeah, I pretty much resented mathematics at school to…stupid parabolic equation!

kitsune
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kitsune

Those astronimers get testy if you mess with their telescopes.

Cat
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Cat

I wonder what they were trying to say, because I can’t even remotely figure that out.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Damn … another story problem.

jamar
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jamar

@Cat- It’s actually an admonishment to not throw things out the windows of high-rises. (“high altitude” being high floors and “parabolic days” being throwing things). I think I caused much anger and resentment when I threw a shampoo bottle out the window of the 29th floor of a place in China I was staying in and hit someone’s Audi. And that time I did the same with an Ikea shopping bag filled with water (except it was a not-so-cheap Ford that time). These are both things that I would not have done had I actually noticed the cars.

HyperBowl
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HyperBowl

Get pissed on an oval. Yeah.

=Nyahchan
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=Nyahchan

i think ill stay home

kloo
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why is everything so f’ing green?

neptuneschild
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neptuneschild

it stands outside my dads apartment where he lives in Yiwu, China. I thought it sounded like a quote form the i-ching? But yeah, nice to know someone else has appreciated its madness! parabolic days at high altitudes, fear and resentment of men i think refers to the superior man having a lack of understanding of lower men which comes from detachment and resentment of their actions. Without hope and empathy for humanity (other people) there is only fear and resentment……….. yes? That’s how i read it anyway, as it related to my experiences on the day I saw it… Read more »

neptuneschild
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neptuneschild

and it related to my Capricorn manni, so, Chuck – it fits well

SS
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Actually the sign in Chinese means litterbugs from high are hated by both Heaven and Earth, but when they tried it in English it becomes a hatred of physics and geometry by the common people.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Circle jerks?

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