Parabolic days ahead…

Parabolic days ahead…

posted on 15 Jan 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Diana & Owen.
Found in China.

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SF
SF
10 years ago

It must be an hyperbole …

dangevin
10 years ago

The irony of the hyperbolic sign at ground-level.

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
10 years ago

I am angry and full of resentment today. Make my day!

BigFatCat
BigFatCat
10 years ago

People at high place should not throw parabolic balls.

Spoony
Spoony
10 years ago

Someone sounds a little anti-social…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Looks like a flat line to me

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Where the tradition of the friendly welcome is at its nadir.

Steven
Steven
10 years ago

beware! don’t climb this parabolic shaped mountain, you might start hating people..

rowger
rowger
10 years ago

This is about terrorist plane highjackers.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Hmm. The full moon does it for me.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Beware of the diabolic hyperbolic parabolic.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Climb up, angry citizens, climb up high on top,
Parabolic days are here again. Climb up, be angry, stop!
All aboard to hate someone, resent ’em with all you got!
No more sea level friendliness. Climb up, hate ’em, stop!

DrLex
10 years ago

That’s why I prefer linear days at low altitude.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

All this heat at high altitudes is going to mix with the cold shoulder people down below and create what we call “snow.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It never fails, you visit the park, smoke the flowers, and you come back with this geometric attitude.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Look at the view from here! I’m feeling light headed AND angsty at the same time!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

High altitudes make me so MAD!

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

I feel eliptical.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

Oh! a Haiku for the end of the world?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

In other words: “Gettin’ high screws you up”

Tim
Tim
10 years ago

I’ve had days like that. But then I started taking my medication again, and I’m much better now!

Soundgarden
Soundgarden
10 years ago

And they say you never use Trigonometry in real life.

StrangeRover
StrangeRover
10 years ago

Math Haiku! My favorite!

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
10 years ago

Parabolic days are here again
At high altitude it’s clear again
Let’s be angry and resentful men,
Parabolic days are here again!!

Max
Max
10 years ago

That’s what I always say.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Have a parabulous day.
Or, DON’T.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

At its worst during the vertical equinox.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Capricorn: You’ll be experiencing parabolic days at high altitudes. Avoid angry and resentful people. Scorpios too.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

“Hey you! get out of my cloud!”

Yugan
10 years ago

Actually, if you read it out loud, it’s quite beautiful, and it makes about as much sense as most modern poetry I’ve read.

Nicholas Maconachie
10 years ago

Yeah, I pretty much resented mathematics at school to…stupid parabolic equation!

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Those astronimers get testy if you mess with their telescopes.

Cat
Cat
10 years ago

I wonder what they were trying to say, because I can’t even remotely figure that out.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Damn … another story problem.

jamar
jamar
10 years ago

@Cat- It’s actually an admonishment to not throw things out the windows of high-rises. (“high altitude” being high floors and “parabolic days” being throwing things). I think I caused much anger and resentment when I threw a shampoo bottle out the window of the 29th floor of a place in China I was staying in and hit someone’s Audi. And that time I did the same with an Ikea shopping bag filled with water (except it was a not-so-cheap Ford that time). These are both things that I would not have done had I actually noticed the cars.

HyperBowl
HyperBowl
10 years ago

Get pissed on an oval. Yeah.

=Nyahchan
=Nyahchan
10 years ago

i think ill stay home

kloo
10 years ago

why is everything so f’ing green?

neptuneschild
neptuneschild
10 years ago

it stands outside my dads apartment where he lives in Yiwu, China. I thought it sounded like a quote form the i-ching? But yeah, nice to know someone else has appreciated its madness! parabolic days at high altitudes, fear and resentment of men i think refers to the superior man having a lack of understanding of lower men which comes from detachment and resentment of their actions. Without hope and empathy for humanity (other people) there is only fear and resentment……….. yes? That’s how i read it anyway, as it related to my experiences on the day I saw it… Read more »

neptuneschild
neptuneschild
10 years ago

and it related to my Capricorn manni, so, Chuck – it fits well

SS
SS
9 years ago

Actually the sign in Chinese means litterbugs from high are hated by both Heaven and Earth, but when they tried it in English it becomes a hatred of physics and geometry by the common people.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Circle jerks?

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