Pocket Raincoat

Pocket Raincoat

posted on 2 Jan 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Eugeni Sanchez.

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Spoony
Spoony
10 years ago

They’ve spotted our terrible photoshop work on the gentleman’s head. Abort the raincoat mission!

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Pocket raincoat? Isn’t that what the condom robot was trying to sell?

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
10 years ago

Always carry protection….. from rain

Yugan
10 years ago

I nominate this one for photoshopdisasters as well!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Abort the rain any time you like.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Looks like somebody aborted the guy’s head!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

No. 168 raincoat for type-78 sex!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“Does this raincoat make my head look big?”

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

“Pocket raincoat number 169! It’s perfect for tours, sports, abortions and working outside!”

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

Made in China. More specifically, made in the part of China where gigantic headed-men live in French châteaux.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

For keeping your pockets dry

kodabar
kodabar
10 years ago

It’s good to see that it comes without any 168’s. I hate those.

I notice the background picture is that mad copy of a French château:
http://www.gearthhacks.com/dlfile19839/Zhang-Laffitte-(French-castle-replica-in-China).htm

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Though an improvement over the Sex-78 series condom-selling robots, the No:168 series pocket-raincoat pushing androids still couldn’t break into the western prophyactic markets. “We come in piece!” (Seven, to be exact.)

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Long ago, in the magic kingdom of body condoms…

AJ
AJ
10 years ago

Is a Chinese raincoat the same as an English raincoat? 🙂

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Use Xiongfeng raincoat, and you get strange looking western babies.

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

I thought you abort to stop carrying…..

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Is webmaster running a theme here ?

forthead
forthead
10 years ago

Carry abort in raincoat then ditch in trash

CoolTapes
CoolTapes
10 years ago

Will this prevent me from getting a Pocket Wetty?

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

Okay, we know the Photoshop job is terrible. No need to get a swelled head…

DieselDragon
10 years ago

NB: Recommend use “Pocket Raincoat” No. 861 on Tour for Inside. 🙂

By the by; Does anyone have a clue why almost every Chinese made product seems to have an arbitary three-digit number assigned to it? Unless barcodes aren’t a common find in China, I can’t really figure out why they’re there… 😐

coffeebot
10 years ago

Be sure to visit all the fantasy castles of China in your designer raincoats.

Yugan
10 years ago

@DeiselDragon: I think the 3 digit numbers are supposed to persuade the consumer that they are a thriving conglomeration with hundreds of products. It has a systematic, scientific ring, sort of like naming things X15.
Of course, it might also be the girl saying, I’ve told you NO 168 times, now will you abort your asinine plans?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Like the comic who asks, “What about Preparations A through G ?”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Whe we say “Tour for outside” we mean it.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

An out of the pocket Dungeons and Dragons costume! How nice!

Kaiser-Rexatron
Kaiser-Rexatron
10 years ago

… And they wear it in broad daylight? XD

cmakeng
cmakeng
10 years ago

If you had a head that BIG, yo’ mama would abort you too.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

It’s also great for visiting your castle on sunny days, apparently.

Max
Max
10 years ago

Not to recommending for wear beyond first trimester.
Not to attempting for dry in toaster.
Not to drying for ringer mangle or net device centrefuse.
ONLY but to be ever well hung.

DropkickMurphy
DropkickMurphy
10 years ago

that guys head is huge..I think his pocket raincoat is too tight

DropkickMurphy
DropkickMurphy
10 years ago

Also, why are they wearing raincoats? it’s sunny out

John Johnson
John Johnson
10 years ago

Ideal for keeping you dry on your way to the rain slick cliff side.

mdalsted
mdalsted
10 years ago

Good grief, it’s George Lopez’s foreign cousin! And he’s visiting Disney Land!

Zaphod
Zaphod
10 years ago

Warning! Heads not included.

Zaphod
Zaphod
10 years ago

Use it. Unless you want a bunch of little pockets running around.

Chodan75
Chodan75
10 years ago

KinkyTom | 4:18 am |
“Always carry protection….. from rain”

Then at least you won’t have to WORRY about “The Abort…”

wasabipeaz
10 years ago

The comping in this photo is ridiculous!

Just so you know, the picture is of Chateau de Chenonceau in France. (not the replica of Chateau Maison-Lafitte mentioned earlier) You can clearly see the same angle in this photo: http://www.francethisway.com/places/images/chateau/chenonceauchateau.jpg

L.A. Kenji Ishikawa
L.A. Kenji Ishikawa
10 years ago

In case of abort, work outdoor

Jennifer Miller
Jennifer Miller
10 years ago

“Pocket Raincoat,” so that’s what they’re calling it these days.

O Danny Boi
O Danny Boi
10 years ago

“Hey, Honey. I got something in my pocket for you.”

James, MD
James, MD
10 years ago

To sum it up, if you forgot pocket raincoat, you need abortion!

DaVince
10 years ago

That’s one positively huge head.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

wonder what else in the pocket they have?

Brenda
Brenda
10 years ago

Nothing like a plastic raincoat to wrap those inconvenient aborted babies in.

Myself
4 years ago

Isn’t the big-headed guy flashing Blue Steel at us?

Myself
4 years ago

The man looks like his mom had a case of anti-Zika. Megacephaly instead of microcephaly…

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