Round ’em up please…

Round ’em up please…

posted on 29 Jan 2010 in Chinglish



Photo courtesy of Jessica Fawley.
Found on airplane above seats in China.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Herding bees, it like herding cats.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

When I am herd, I do not a smile forget.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Don’t run and bonk your herd, or else you will be given an Eddie Munster haircut and insect antennae.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Of course I”ve herd of bees. Where do you think I have been all my life?

SF
SF
10 years ago

“Bee Movie”, the “Rawhide” version.

Mint
10 years ago

I have some bees in my farm.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Cows always make me break out in hives.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

But if I’m watching my herd instead of watching where I’m going, I might run into something and hit my head!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I believe in his case they’re called “swarms.”

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

@Jay. Don’t you dare bonk my herd.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

“But sir, they’ve been waiting over an hour! I can’t tell them the plane is finally boarding! I need more help!”
“Just do it.”
“Alright, fine. Ladies and gentlemen, the plane is now ready for boardiiiiiiiahhhhhh! STAMPEDE!”

CoolTapes
CoolTapes
10 years ago

What a way to learn about the herds and the bees.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

It’s nice to see someone with a good herd on their shoulders.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
10 years ago

I think this is advice for people flying with 5 or more children.

(Rare though that may be in China…)

StarBase10
StarBase10
10 years ago

Did you bring in a person very tall? Watch out though, because a stampede of claustrophobics would ram you!

coffeebot
10 years ago

Haiku

insect bump a herd
this very run dangers you
please bee, watch your herd

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

@Ralph Hamilton. If I can’t bonk your herd, then I’ll just flock myself.

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

That’s no bee. Isn’t that Kazoo from The Flintstones?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

@SF: Would that be “Rawhive”?

Jean
Jean
10 years ago

Thanks for the “herds up!”.

BTW, “Found on airplane above seats in China.”??? Speaking of Engrish…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Spelling Bee in trouble.

Dane
Dane
10 years ago

If you don’t, it will bee baaaaaahd.

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

Octomom, this means you.

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

Clean up after your herd, please.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Octomom’s childen should be herd and not seen.

miki
miki
10 years ago

i have never herd of the herd of bees..

tc
tc
10 years ago

Jesus, please!

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
10 years ago

Looks like he’s gonna run into a squid.

Xeiah
Xeiah
10 years ago

You don’t want to end up like that Bo Peep person do you? Well do YOU!?

rebelsmileygirl
rebelsmileygirl
10 years ago

Mooo! Quick grab that bull and get him clean he’s attracting bees!

koolasvegan
koolasvegan
10 years ago

Bee-leave me when I say I herd the buzzing and went a running!

s(p)am®
s(p)am®
10 years ago

dude! your herd’s eating mine!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

ok who stole bessy and flossy???

Kerrie
Kerrie
10 years ago

Hey someone low-herd the cieling!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

watch your herd, they may hit their head, and then we all get stung

kloo
10 years ago

ya’ herd?

dragonfly lady
dragonfly lady
9 years ago

Watching Bee Herding ….it’s Sheep entertainment.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Watch your herd still works. Though I can’t imagine I’d even FIT if this sign is in China…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Herd over heels

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