Photo courtesy of J.W.
Sweatshirt found in Jinan, China.
Is that a smile or are you just happy to see me? Wait, that’s a really confusing double entendre now.
Diarrhoea!? Better Leave!!
Pretty!? When I am hard!!
Otherwise I’m all wrinkly.
I will play together. Looks like its been hit over the head
With a population of over 1 billion, I’ll bet they do more than smile when they are hard.
“Bite your tongue” is just a figure of speech!
Japan’s exporting T-shirts to China now??
Everyone seems pretty when I’m hard for some reason…
When I am soft, you despised me!
If you were pretty, happy and hard, I guess you’d be smiling too.
Can I see your “Best Smile Achieved” trophy?
OK, you achieve the best smile, I’ll work on the splendid love once again.
“Hey, Baby! What’s hard and smiles?……… MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!”
…. must have taken Smilin’ Bob’s advice and popped an Enzyte…
It’s true. I AM hard when I play together with myself. And I suppose, under the correct artistic interpretation, it could be pretty. Kind of a Jackson Pollock thing going.
I hardly smile, but I smile when I’m hard!
Be sure to achieve the BEST hard smile.
Seek immediate medical attention for a smile lasting more than 4 hours.
What’s with the rose petal between your lips?
Yeah, that’s right, I’m CRAZY happy!
You give him one kiss and suddenly he acts like a smiley all over you.
PRETTY!? HAPPY!? SMILE!! Haiku
I forgot a smile
when will I play together?
delicious us thing
When I am hard, I like to see vertical smiles.
Wat ’till you see the “O-Face” briefs!…
Service with a smile!..
Most people are smiling when they’re hard. A very observant t-shirt.
I have seen the Future…. and you really don’t want to know.
Apparently the “thing” is a bit too “superior,” the poor smiley face looks like it’s in pain.
Can’t we bring splendid love back once again?
So many possibilities for a caption. A hard choice.
I do not forget a smile either. But in your case I’ll make an exception.
FUTURE: Not the thing superior to a smile. (cures depression. Guaranteed.)
i hope you know how to use that tongue missy…
why you worried about whether or not I’m smiling you cant see through the paper bag anyway!!!
but I will probably sleep alone…
Well now we know you can grin and bear it!
Let’s wash separately!
– Can I slip together … With you?