Visit the park must know

Visit the park must know

posted on 14 Jan 2010 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of John Perry.
Found at local park in China.

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Jay
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Jay

That’s a lot of rules you son of a .

Jay
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Jay

Don’t take it easy, don’t take it easy
Don’t let the sound of your difficult explosions drive you crazy.

Spoony
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Spoony

Make sure to read the repetitive repetitive sign.

SF
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SF

Let’s go to the movies instead.

Einar
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Einar

You had better make sure you don’t set off the smoke the flower now, firecracker.

Algernon
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Algernon

What was that again?

rowger
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rowger

Short version: Just obey everyone the. And is prohibit everything the activity.

Nicholas Maconachie
Guest

Only those “Aware of the self”; sentient beings, are permitted to purchase tickets such as human beings, aliens visting from outer space and robots with artificial intelligence. Furniture, chairs, automobiles, rubber duckies and rocks etc… are not permitted to purchase tickets. Please obey the conductors instructions and sing in tune!

dangevin
Guest

Forbid the divination? Damn my 14th level wizard will have to learn a new school of magic.

BigFatCat
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BigFatCat

The Chinese are reminiscing the good old days of Chairman Mao when they didn’t have so many rules.

Izzie
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Izzie

Sorry kids, reading the sign took so long there’s not enough time to play, it’s time to go home.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

OK OK man. Just show me where to smoke the flower.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Closed due to excrescent circumstances.

3DOMan
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3DOMan

Don’t trample the lawn, climb the tree instead! You will get a free sion object!

3DOMan
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3DOMan

“Throw the fruit peel”

Is that a metaphor for sex? O_o

No throwing the fruit peel here!

And no smoking the flower! Or the firecrack!

DrLex
Guest

If you have any dangerous goods, just explode them in the park. It’s easy!

Globe Trotter
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Globe Trotter

So… does this mean that Karaoke is out???

Blaze
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Blaze

Forbid throwing fruit peels?!? But I was going to film my slapstick comedy here today! Now what will I do with all these bananas?

Chicken Underweaaar
Guest

“smoke the flower..” that sounds like the stuff i did in lots of parks in th ’70s

shamelessThe2nd
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shamelessThe2nd

my…brain…hurts

cannot…compute

must know…must obey

Grifter
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Grifter

I foresee complications with the park tomorrow…

Dania
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Dania

Let’s go to the Megadeth show instead!

DECMATH
Guest

Have not yet to admit sign edit edit needs.

!@#$%Magenpies
Guest
!@#$%Magenpies

Backward ran the sentences until reeled the mind.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Emergence! I have discover excrescent circumstance! Also, step of it occur me.

Chris
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Chris

Just follow a few simple rules and everyone will have a good time.

Chris
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Chris

“Now what will I do with all these bananas?”

Oh, let me think a minute-so many possibilities…

Steve
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Steve

Oddly enough, it doesn’t say anything about ‘stoned person’ or ‘madman’.

pamela38
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pamela38

I’m confused.

pamela38
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pamela38

Obey these simple rules and you’ll have a great time!

Classic Steve
Guest

What kind of flowers has the signmaker been smoking?

tekleader
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tekleader

Bah! In my day, park signs took all day to read, and that was the way we liked it!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

At least they allow swimming inside the field… I think.

Kuro
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Kuro

Fis nod Weimu’s eajy praaace! Misduh Zign says pwohibijion do dage id eajyyyy! Weimu canned wije heeeeewe!

CallieWL
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CallieWL

So can I or can’t I park in the park?

Ren
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Ren

Karaoke is allowed, just not for 8 people.

Christine
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Christine

Visit the park must know…..

bother don’t.

Pete
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Pete

Well that just decides. There’s no visit the park if can’t do divination or wager the etc.

mario
Guest

Clearly this park by Yoda is run.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

Sorry, but I only obey the unsocial social rules.

alexmagnus
Guest
alexmagnus

unsocial social ethics*

Pete
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Pete

Just to make it even more difficult to understand, the recorded version of the sign for the blind was recorded using Donald Duck’s voice!

Kenneth
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Kenneth

I only go to parks if I can throw the fruit peel. They’re not getting my business!

Chuck
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Chuck

Yoda Sign Painter, The.

hoomy
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hoomy

can i get the translation please?

aslina
Guest

really tired reading the rules. cant they make it short and simple?

Long, too long
Guest
Long, too long

The last time I relied on a ticket to get in the park, I had to enter a sewer. When I finally got in, the impatient ticket had already followed the flow of the sewer water. I walked down the sewer stream and searched all day. When I finally found it it was already night, but I went to the park anyway. They rejected my ticket because it was all wet and unreadable, but their true reason was probably that I didn’t rely on the ticket to enter the park. I bought another ticket and put it on a lease,… Read more »

Max
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Max

With the exception of the last two bullet points, I have a pretty good idea of what they are trying to say. It lacks the splendid elegance of the nice grammar but I like to make tea from flowers while I diagram sentences and it gives no guaranty of the conveyance of clear ideas for the sole reason that one is not grammatically incorrect.

O Danny Boi
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O Danny Boi

So where is the bathroom?

Eva
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Eva

Uuuuuhhhhhh say that again?, NO! WAIT DON’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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