We are breads.

We are breads.

posted on 16 Jan 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Michael LaRocca.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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Spoony
Spoony
10 years ago

Sounds like the writer was a little “toasted” too.

dangevin
10 years ago

We toast, therefore we are.

Spoony
Spoony
10 years ago

Let’s toast breakfast.
Firmly.
If breakfast is said.
It is bread.
We am breads.
Well eat.

dangevin
10 years ago

The 3-slice toaster: for all your one-and-a-half sandwich needs.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Sounds like their eating straight into Hannibal Lectors hands.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Baby I’m-a toast you
Baby I’m-a knead you
You’re the only one I care enough
To eat for breakfast.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Are we not bread?
We are toast.
T-O-A-S-T

Izzie
Izzie
10 years ago

Someday in work day some one took we in packing designer and go to a editor for grammar them call “proof reading”

SF
SF
10 years ago

I can’t bear the sound of bread toasting. It’s inhumane.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

It is the great sound? Damn noisy bread! Shut up already so I can eat you!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Eat we, bite we, call we picnic.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Yes, we toast. Then some thing become grainy and me is crusty when me loaf.

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

The BASKET???
Ohhhhh, NOOOOO!!!
(shudder)

NOT the BASKET!!!!!
All of we REFUSE!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Eat me baby!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

♫ ♪
Dreams, of gently toasted bread,
Jam, is what I’d like to spread.

And if you’re wondering what this song, is leading to,
I’d like to eat bread with you. I really think that we can eat some, girl.
♫ ♪

risu
risu
10 years ago

You know what they say: all toasters, toast toast!

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

The real question is “Is your toast buttered?”

Ellen
Ellen
10 years ago

When man eats bread, that’s not news. When breat eats man, that’s news.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Toast. It’s what’s for dinner.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Eat we? Drink it, perhaps (not that I do), but never carry it in a basket, and at least learn to spell it correctly.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

I think this one will make a nice t-shirt.

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

Dear pesky plumbers…

Austin
Austin
10 years ago

You know what they say, all toasters have TERRIBLE english!

Mingster
Mingster
10 years ago

Sir, we understand that you have means for eat we.
But we do want to live. Please spare us.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Does bread scream when you put it in the toasteer?

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

What’s this “we” business you’re talking about?

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia, bread toasts YOU.

samuel
samuel
10 years ago

Oh great, emo bread…

Nicholas Maconachie
10 years ago

When someone ” (we) wees in the basket” and the goes to “the garden for relax” this may be a picnic, but it is highly likely that he is a crazy deranged gate crasher that has not had a shower in afew weeks and talks in tongues…poor family having their picnic and someone comes up and urinates all over their freshly cut sandwiches…there should be a sign saying “no the crazy people or the madness permitted” as they so often do…

kitsune
kitsune
10 years ago

Peanutbutter jelly time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A
A
10 years ago

This reminds me of Ayn Rand’s novella “Anthem”.

Izzie
Izzie
10 years ago

Who takes toast on a picnic anyway? Chicken, champagne, strawberries, yes, but toast?

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

I really doubt they know what a picnic and breakfast or else, they wouldn’t be that happy <_<

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

The Brave Little Toaster meets the Brave Little Toast.

shamelessThe2nd
shamelessThe2nd
10 years ago

It hides the jam or butter or else it gets eaten by the toast again!

Recoil
10 years ago

Please note: “…for MOST people”. Some may not be able to benefit from the nutrition of bread, apparently. Perhaps they are refering to allergics.

Alex
Alex
10 years ago

Hold we
Thrill we
Kiss we
Kill we

Max
Max
10 years ago

Is not also good for grilling fish. Do not be useful in the bathtub.

Tapkin
Tapkin
10 years ago

We are breads. Resistance is futile.

Engels
Engels
10 years ago

These communist pamphlets get weirder every year…

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
10 years ago

I’m not weeing in a basket no matter what the toast says.

3DOMan
3DOMan
10 years ago

DON’T TAKE WE AWAY!!!

sowsearsoup
sowsearsoup
10 years ago

Excuse me? Who took a wee in the basket?

Ren
Ren
10 years ago

That is so sad! The breads are all happy and excited because they get to ride in the nice basket and go to the garden to relax. They have no idea what some one has planned for them…

Allaiyah
Allaiyah
10 years ago

Someone’s been sprinkling crack on their morning toast.

I must politely demand that this be made into a T-shit.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Whoopee! We’re free, we’re free! Boy, does it feel good to be outta that toaster, it was getting way too hot in there…Hey! Wh-what are you doing?! Put us down! What is that yellow stuff you’re spreading us with?! Hey, what do you think you’re–*CRUNCH!*–AAAAAAAGH!!!!

McSpunky
McSpunky
10 years ago

Breads. We like the sound of that.

Jt
Jt
10 years ago

they call it a “picnic”

we call it “crunchy deathtime”

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

i hear singing..”we are the breads…dont burn ussss”

kloo
10 years ago

better is nothing than fresh toast people we eat while some scream

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