As usual there is a line…

As usual there is a line…

posted on 24 Feb 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of K.G.
From a restaurant in Tianjin, China airport.

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Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

Let’s just go to McDonalds.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

I’ll take door no. 2, please. And make it QUICK! I’m starving !!

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

The chicken may be slippery, but it still ended up in the pot.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Down the hall, second door after the beef noodles.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Gruel for the women and the young.

SF
SF
10 years ago

The fact that the slippery chicken is hot is no excuse for sneaking into the women’s room. Especially to take on the young surface. That’s a depraved restaurant.

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
10 years ago

Sir, let me tell you about today’s special. Discreet service guaranteed.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Typo for Olio. It should be Polio.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The best door ramen noodle in town. It doesn’t stink!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The floating is from women room

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Beef Noodle … 38 fen
Seafood Noodle … 38 fen
Takes on the Young Surface … 48 years to Life.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

48 Fen per admission? How much is a season ticket? 😀

DieselDragon
10 years ago

They *charge* customers to use the ladies room? Must’ve been taking a leaf or two out of Ryanairs book… 😮

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

It certainly is gruel, to make people eat this stuff.

mingster
mingster
10 years ago

Where is door to men’s room?

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Oh Fork! Somebody left a floating in the women’s room!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Well ladies, looks like they finally put a price on your nose powdering.

DrLex
10 years ago

The door to the women’s room had such a young surface, but now it is already cooked and on your plate.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Anyone else think the translator was feeling pranky?

Firstborn
Firstborn
10 years ago

the correct translation for ‘door to women’s room’ should be braised meat noodle or something along that line.

Maybe we should keep our eyes peeled for a public ladies’ restroom with a sign that says ‘braised meat noodle” or something that line. ;D

Firstborn
Firstborn
10 years ago

Ooops! I meant ‘something ALONG that line’. LOL

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

“Door to Women’s Room”??
The Chinese reads “Noodles with Meat and Gravy” !!!

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

It is called “Door to women’s room” because you’ll need to find one not long after eating here.

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
10 years ago

I am Cornholio I need Olio for my folio…. Do you have any holio?.

tami
tami
10 years ago

could I substitute women’s for men’s?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Firstborn: a long meat noodle? Possibly in the OTHER restroom.

better-u-than-me
better-u-than-me
10 years ago

Floating with what? The suspense is killing me!

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

It’s gotta uncomfortable for those women without a door.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Peas Porridge Hot
Peas Porridge Cold
Peas Porridge in the pot
Slippery Chicken Young

The Hulk
The Hulk
10 years ago

Pedobear takes on the young surface

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I would like the Door to Women’s Room to “go”…

Weegee
Weegee
10 years ago

48 fen to use the women’s room?
Is that room made out of Solid Gold?

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

I specifically asked for a table NOT by the bathroom.

bridget
10 years ago

That’s it, I am moving to Japan to be a translator. Apparently knowing both languages is not a prerequisite, and oh the fun you can have! Braised beef noodle = lets see……….Women’s bathroom Camera! Yep, I swear.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Oh, gruel fate! slippery chicken…

vineclimber
vineclimber
10 years ago

Pickle meat noodle… Could that be in the naughty engrish section?

vineclimber
vineclimber
10 years ago

Pickle meat noodle should not be near the door to women’s restroom either!

vamatt
vamatt
10 years ago

Waiter… my fork is floating.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

thats a crunchy door….no need for a tooth pick after…

bathroom floater
bathroom floater
10 years ago

So sorry, due to vandalism on the young surfaces, we must charge fee to use the women’s room. please understanding and patience.

Elle
Elle
10 years ago

Qian fork with floating…what? Shudder shudder

Josh
Josh
10 years ago

“And Two Girls One Cup shall forever changed the course of asian culture,” spoke the Lord. And He saw that it was a terrible mistake.

Dream
Dream
10 years ago

Wa~haha~~~its cheap for a woman!!!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

is this how you get poliosis?????

玫玫
玫玫
10 years ago

Uhhhhh . . . That’s a bit worrying. XP

Spiritbx
Spiritbx
10 years ago

Just how many weight watchers points is that?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

What’s for dessert?

-
-
10 years ago

does that mean you get too get IN the room?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Customer: “Do you have s***-on-a-shingle?”
Waiter: “No, but we do have the door to the s***ter.”

dan baumgartner
dan baumgartner
10 years ago

Is the key extra ?

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