Forget the g-spot, try the liver…

Forget the g-spot, try the liver…

posted on 17 Feb 2010 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Nina Johnson.
Massage coupon found in Shanghai hotel.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

How much for the all over body rub.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

I’m in for the free shower.

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

I’d rather avoid the publicity, though.

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Hot liver coming through! Hot liver coming through!

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

“… and for your finger pressure, we have Masseur Gollum,… 45 minuteses, My Precioussssssss….”

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

Thank you, Public Guests, for coming!… or whatever it is you’re doing here…

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

Oh sure, you get your nice massage, and what am I? Hot Liver?!?

Blaze
Blaze
11 years ago

The male guest “uses”. They make it sound so cheap. We chatted for at least 20 minutes beforehand!

CoolTapes
CoolTapes
11 years ago

How many yuan does it cost to not have publicity? I’d like to keep this quiet…

SF
SF
11 years ago

Best place where to relax your moon.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Hot lover???

Dania
Dania
11 years ago

Wait a minuteses! I need my free liver show before all the publicity.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

For 68 yuan-are you massaging my feet or my bottom?

Classic Steve
11 years ago

@beechoak: After what Gollum did to Frodo’s finger, no thank you.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Don’t ever order anything you don’t understand.

Take2
11 years ago

I’ll have the bottom massage prease! And, YESSSS use your feet!

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Really, it’s not that obvious.

coffeebot
coffeebot
11 years ago

When the public guest comes, there the neighborhood goes…

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11 years ago

Can I get onions with that hot liver?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

By the pricking of my thumbs, Something welcome the guest comes ….

phoenixx
phoenixx
11 years ago

i wonder if this is good for gallbladders and pancreaus’ as well????

kloo
10 years ago

fingers, feets or oil take your pick.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Yeseses!

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