Forget the g-spot, try the liver…

Forget the g-spot, try the liver…

posted on 17 Feb 2010 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Nina Johnson.
Massage coupon found in Shanghai hotel.

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Algernon
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Algernon

How much for the all over body rub.

Algernon
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Algernon

I’m in for the free shower.

Salome
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Salome

I’d rather avoid the publicity, though.

beechoak
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beechoak

Hot liver coming through! Hot liver coming through!

beechoak
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beechoak

“… and for your finger pressure, we have Masseur Gollum,… 45 minuteses, My Precioussssssss….”

beechoak
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beechoak

Thank you, Public Guests, for coming!… or whatever it is you’re doing here…

Blaze
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Blaze

Oh sure, you get your nice massage, and what am I? Hot Liver?!?

Blaze
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Blaze

The male guest “uses”. They make it sound so cheap. We chatted for at least 20 minutes beforehand!

CoolTapes
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CoolTapes

How many yuan does it cost to not have publicity? I’d like to keep this quiet…

SF
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SF

Best place where to relax your moon.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Hot lover???

Dania
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Dania

Wait a minuteses! I need my free liver show before all the publicity.

Chris
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Chris

For 68 yuan-are you massaging my feet or my bottom?

Classic Steve
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@beechoak: After what Gollum did to Frodo’s finger, no thank you.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Don’t ever order anything you don’t understand.

Take2
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I’ll have the bottom massage prease! And, YESSSS use your feet!

Chuck
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Chuck

Really, it’s not that obvious.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

When the public guest comes, there the neighborhood goes…

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Can I get onions with that hot liver?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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By the pricking of my thumbs, Something welcome the guest comes ….

phoenixx
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phoenixx

i wonder if this is good for gallbladders and pancreaus’ as well????

kloo
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fingers, feets or oil take your pick.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Yeseses!

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