Have you tried the loofah?

Have you tried the loofah?

posted on 23 Feb 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of “fdsao”.
Menu from Qingpu Hotel, China.

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billy bob
billy bob
10 years ago

Long befoer it was a bath accessory the imature fruit of the Loofa was a staple of asian cuisine. So now make great foolish laughter at your own caption!

Ronchad
Ronchad
10 years ago

Oh no! Run Chicken Little Run!!!!!!!!!!

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

if you kiss the misrepresent mouth frog it will turn into frying prince

chieromancer
chieromancer
10 years ago

Per http://www.Luffa.info: “The luffa flowers and fruits are soft and edible when young and are sometimes cooked and eaten like squash or okra. Loofah has been an important food source in many Asian cultures.” “Luffa is consumed by many people around the world, especially in Asia and Africa. Edible luffa can be found sometimes in markets with Asian style vegetables. We like them sliced in a stir fry or just sauteed in a little olive oil. Seasoning with a dash of soy sauce and cayenne pepper makes a tasty appetizer. The flowers have a crunchy green flavor similar to celery… Read more »

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

have a small chicken, some millet the use the loofah to cleanse it all out..and while you are loofahing read all about pork in the pork folder

Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly
10 years ago

This is my favorite Chinese restaurant to bring female employees!

Elle
Elle
10 years ago

Fanny Law – the head of millet? I did not know she got elected.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

Fanny Law sued the mouth frogs for misrepresentation.

Ptharien's Flame
Ptharien's Flame
10 years ago

I didn’t know rice had eggs!

Josh
Josh
10 years ago

I’m sorry, I’m sorry. There’s just waaaay too much on this one to even start. I give up.

Damien
Damien
10 years ago

Refugee shrimps board tofu, but bean captured by Curds.

don
don
10 years ago

uhmm.. id like to order some twice-cooked pork pie folder with some A4 size paper in it, and some fragrant panda droppings..

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

From the producers of the Conspiracy Theory, we bring you the Cucumber Speculation. In theaters now.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Man, I am going to make some money on these cucumbers!

Camilo
Camilo
10 years ago

Just the usual, speculating loofah.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

KIDS, KIDS, come look! The rice eggs are hatching! The rice eggs are hatching!

Emmy
Emmy
10 years ago

one man’s food is another man’s pet

kloo
10 years ago

If your mouth frog cannot afford representation then that’s just too bad.

David
David
10 years ago

Lots of speculation going on here.

Ryan
Ryan
10 years ago

I always wondered if chicken little would taste good…

ybabe
ybabe
10 years ago

Fanny Law used to be the Head of Millet, but it’s been speculated that she misrepresented the mouth frogs and was demoted to juicing oysters.

ybabe
ybabe
10 years ago

Fanny Law’s not the Head of Millet any more. She’s been demoted to juicing oysters.

shirley cool
10 years ago

i think this restaurante deserves an award, and a standing ovation.

Clair
Clair
10 years ago

poor chicken little!!!

Doff
Doff
10 years ago

Next they’ll have Stewart Little on there.

Arciam
Arciam
10 years ago

Chicken Little o_o

MBH
MBH
10 years ago

So THAT’S what happened to Chicken Little….

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

I demand a refund! These frogs are CLEARLY not mouth frogs… these are butt frogs! You misrepresented them.

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Spoiler alert! Kevin Spacey IS Kaiser Soze in “The Usual Speculations”.

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

Foxy Loxy’s favorite restaurant!

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

May I just have a slice of the cut bread with the pork of the skinny slice with the yellow rotten slice of top with another bread of slice?

Yes, with a glass of the tit-juice of animal of moo…

Never mind… *leaves*

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

I have a theory about Chicken Little, with the loofah, in the offices of Fanny and Assoc. – but it’s only speculation.

Anan
Anan
8 years ago

It all makes perfectly sense to me…except that thing called ‘rice’

pete
pete
8 years ago

…from the creators of Stuart Little…
…Chicken Little 2….
…Comming soon – 21.12.2012…

noneofyourbusiness
noneofyourbusiness
8 years ago

I’ve noticed that they chaged the price of ‘fragrant and hot misrepresent mouth frogs’. must not be a popular dish then.

Davey8
Davey8
8 years ago

That “twice cooked pork pie folder” borders on *Adult* Engrish…!

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

That’s what happens using google-translate…. (I told you)

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