Have you tried the loofah?

Real people, real cases. Fanny Law.

THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!

Spicy Tofu! LOL

I got kicked out of the mouth frog gang because I misrepresented.

The shrimp come from the river, that is a given. The origin of the cucumber, on the other hand, remains a source of great speculation.

Yes, the long speculationed loofah is arrived!

I’ll have the Turkey Lurkey Lo-Mein, please.

The river shrimp have driven up the price of cucumber futures.

Great a loofah you can eat!

“Chowder” — tonight on Law and Oyster: Special Victims Unit

What? No crap?
And why so many hair in my order?

Our lair tail is fermented AND distilled, so that you may not know what you’re eating, but at least you’ll be ROARING DRUNK while you eat it.

“THE SKY IS FALLING!”
“No, Chicken Little, that’s just the cooking pot lid…”

Who filed this under “Twice-cooked pork pie”?

Coherently describing his dishes is not one of the chef’s specialties.

If “law” = raw, then “fanny law” = a rump roast minus the roast. No thank you.

Notice the space in “Chef ‘s”? I think he wanted to distance himself from these catastrophes.

well you cook with what you have, you know!

I’ll have the Salmonella Mornay with Bacterium, thank you.

Hmmm. How about the twice corked pook pie.

A moment of fact: Loofah are indeed edible, if you get them when they’re small and tender. Kind of like zucchini. If you let them get big, they’re bath scrubbers.

So many comments, so little time….

The shrimp board the tofu to better navigate the cucumber speculation river.

OMG! They killed Chicken Little! You Bastards!!!!

My wife gave me a Loofah. I don’t know whether to put it in the bathtub and scrub with it, or put it in a pan, fry it up, and eat it.

A flagrant misrepresentation of the Chef ‘s offerings.

@Classic Steve – “Notice the space in “Chef ’s”? I think he wanted to distance himself from these catastrophes.”

Or at least distance himself from the apostrophes!

Then again, I don’t recall the last time I saw “fanny” and “tail” on the same menu.

To inject some not-so-funny- dear lord, they fail so hard on this one. “Chicken little” says “Kung Pao Chicken” in Chinese.

Clearly, the misrepresenting mouth actually belonged on one of the “law” dishes.

Oh my God, they cooked Chicken Little!! Them bastards!

Frogs everywhere are conflicted… being misrepresented.

But also, being eaten.

Fragant and Hot sounds so much better than Steamin’ and Stinkin’

Fanny Law, the head of millet and co, arrives in court. “Damn it! I forgot my Fragant and Hot misrepresent Mouth Frogs brief, and brought the Pork Pie Folder instead”

Have that twice cooked pork pie folder on my desk first thing in the morning.

Twice-cooked pork pie? It looks more like twice-eaten pork-pie!

This is what will happen to you when you keep saying “The Sky is Falling!”

Shrimps board tofu; the lobsters have to rent their own place.

I love all my folders cooked twice and served with fragrant and hot misrepresent mouth frogs. mmmm mmm good!

The loofah is falling! The loofah is falling!

Lydia good good study.

The Usual Speculation Loofah was a great movie… You know where Kevin Spacey misrepresented Keyzer Soze…

Fanny Law, could that be meat and two vag by any chance?

Brit slang you gotta love it.

That mouth frog is definitely misrepresented – its a mouth toad!

Was your lobster coming on to me?

I think the Chinese Chef did it, in the Year of the Tiger, with the Speculation Loofah…

Fanny Law, the Mullet head!

Aha, so the battle shrimp ride on tofu boats?

One Henny Penny to go, please!

I’m not sure about this… Last time I had speculated loofahs the markets crashed.