Not even if it starts begging you…

Not even if it starts begging you…

posted on 8 Feb 2010 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Ray Purdy.
Bathroom sign found at National Taiwan University.

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Firstborn
Firstborn
10 years ago

This explains the sign outside that says, Keep Your things in Your Body Well.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

You’ll never know what lurks beyond the S-bend.

S(p)am®
S(p)am®
10 years ago

…it will get huge and green and will destroy the Earth

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

I don’t think I would put my valuables, anywhere near a toilet with teeth.

DrLex
10 years ago

As we all know, toilets have a very specific diet, so don’t feed it other stuff.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Not even fudge and lemonade?

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

No offerings to the Porcelain God!

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Table scraps are for the garbage disposal. The toilet will eat in 6 to eight hours.

rowger
rowger
10 years ago

And no petting also!

Nancy
10 years ago

And for God’s sake, never ever get in between a dirty toilet and its babies.

CoolTapes
CoolTapes
10 years ago

Is this just a fancy way of saying “out of order” ??

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
10 years ago

Next thing you know, it will be following you home.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Haven’t you ever seen Little Latrine of Horrors?

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

NO soup for you! Potty mouth…

Yugan Dali
10 years ago

eat sh*t, you!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

…after midnight.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

FEED ME, Seymour!

Juulie
Juulie
10 years ago

…but it’s so hard to resist that cute little face, begging up at me…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

…Specially with your private!!

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

It was getting tired of that crap anyway.

better-you-than-me
better-you-than-me
10 years ago

Feeding it improperly will cause it to regurgitate.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Oops, forgot to Sinicize my earlier into Pinyin:

“Feed me, Xi Mo Er!”

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

I’m getting mixed messages.

Idaholady
Idaholady
10 years ago

Does anyone else think that commode looks like a Giant Clam waiting to snap down on prey?

Izzie
Izzie
10 years ago

Why install it if you don’t want to let anyone do what is normally done in a toilet?
Keep it clean and don’t feed it – must be euphamisms for “don’t crap in the crapper”.
But it doesn’t stop there – you can’t flush the paper either – you have to put it in the little bin beside the pan.
Not that you would have any paper – because you are not allowed to do your business there anyway!

alfaritmos
alfaritmos
10 years ago

So are you supposed to crap in the trash next to the toilet?

DieselDragon
10 years ago

Looks like I’m barred from this room, then… 😮

(Does anyone else wonder if that sign was produced in Windows ’95? 🙂 )

Ash
Ash
10 years ago

….don’t feed the toilet – it’s on a cr*p diet.

StarBase10
StarBase10
10 years ago

… the toilet asked us to place some droppings!

boooom
boooom
10 years ago

It might ask for some human sacrifice, that’s why…..

Luke
Luke
10 years ago

No toilet! Bad toilet! Don’t eat that!

Jules
Jules
10 years ago

They are referring to flushing the toilet paper. I live in Korea and Koreans don’t flush the paper either. They say it clogs the toilet. I guess the same goes in Taiwan.

Cobi
10 years ago

But what do I do if it sees me feeding the sink?

The_guy_gin
The_guy_gin
10 years ago

Little Shop Of Horrors 2: Ceptic Nightmare

“Feed me pee…… more!”

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

can i feed the urinal instead?

Tonberry Pie
Tonberry Pie
10 years ago

…in case of an encounter with a toilet, stand still as to not startle the creature and remember to never look directly into the mouth of the beast.

=Nyahchan
=Nyahchan
10 years ago

otherwise it will explode

chieromancer
chieromancer
10 years ago

If you can’t feed the toilets, can you pee on the animals?

Tabloid
Tabloid
10 years ago

I berive that all toylets are same for onry one diet.

danuel
danuel
10 years ago

don’t feed

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

You mean I brought all these Godiva chocolates for nothing!

joewoo
joewoo
10 years ago

If fed after midnight, it will turn into a mischievous bidet

-
-
10 years ago

only food alowed: s*** and p***!

Grassy Commentator
Grassy Commentator
10 years ago

Not even turds? I mean, curds, sorry. Broccoli curds for the toilet could pose no threat could they?

kloo
10 years ago

but feel free to feed the garbage can.

Spen
Spen
10 years ago

This toilet is finished with taking your crap!

roland
roland
10 years ago

where doo I put my sh** now?

Jezz
Jezz
10 years ago

Then where do our poop and pee go><in the sink?

dandan
dandan
10 years ago

But feel free to do so in the urinal exibit!

sodapop21
10 years ago

it likes spicy food, stay away from Popeye’s

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