Oh the consequences of beans…

Oh the consequences of beans…

posted on 19 Feb 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

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Photo courtesy of Cosmo Cougar.
Found in a company cafe in Zhi Zhu, China.

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Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Curry with speedy consequenses.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

No Noddy it said. “Bean Curd”. Curd! Curd! you idiot.

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you regret ordering this particular meal on a date.

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

Child: But Mom! Think of the ramifications!
Mother: I’ll ram that fication down your throat if you don’t finish those beans!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

The ramification is the artifactitious of the noodles themselves.

SF
SF
10 years ago

What not to order on a first date.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Shouldn’t that be FARTifactitious…?

SF
SF
10 years ago

To beechoak:

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind …

Gappa Goshti
10 years ago

The whiffs of your memory have long termed ramifications in my brains, Mr. Bean!

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

Mmmmm, it all seems so delicious, I just don’t know what to choose!

Dania
Dania
10 years ago

Hmmmmmm, bean ramification fart I just ripped.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

The food is gone but the memory lingers…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

To SF: Thanks for clearing that up for me…

Cosmo Cougar
Cosmo Cougar
10 years ago

Needless to say, I had the pot stickers that day. I’d still like to know what artifacticious is/or translated from!? I agree with beechoak… I think they left off the “f”.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

I start making razberries but always wind up with dingleberries…

Bystander
Bystander
10 years ago

Francis Scott Key could have set it to music: “o’r the ramifications we strained were so gruntingly streaming…”

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

China’s contribution to greenhouse gases.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

PFFFFTTT it wanst me it was the rice

meetoo
meetoo
10 years ago

Waiter! There’s a canopic jar in my soup! Oh I see – it’s artifacticious soup…

Damien
Damien
10 years ago

Artifactitious (adj) – attributes demonstrating that an object could not have been made by a human (see – artifactition) An extract from the New American Dictionary by G W Bush

parmellon
parmellon
10 years ago

Hmmm, Dr. Hawass, which one of these do you want???

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Truth in advertising, finally.

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