Posta Collect Stationery

Posta Collect Stationery

posted on 10 Feb 2010 in Stationery


Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Stationery found in Japan.

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Pete
Pete
10 years ago

We are the Posta. Resistance is futile.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

And now you know why the mailman is always so happy.

SF
SF
10 years ago

Official Arrow Supplier of Cupid.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

This greeting card is throbbing….

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Do special postal rates apply for letters that are big, long and hard?

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

You know what I did last summer.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

What with an arrow perhaps.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

… kind of like Voodoo, but through the postal service…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

We encourage poison pen letters.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Here’s a thought for you! “Lick it and stick it!”

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“… where going postal is a good thing!”

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

I’m gonna take this here bat, bust open yer freakin’ rib cage an’ stick mah feelin’s in yer freakin’ heart! Capice?

Love, Blaze!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Just “Thank you” would do fine.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

My Dearest Count Dracula,
Miss you.
Love, Professor Abraham Van Helsing.

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
10 years ago

It sorta worked for Norman Bates. Ah… to go PSYCO ones again, and thrust those feelings deep into the heart!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Be sure to send enough postage or you’ll end up loving yourself!

DECMATH
10 years ago

With other stationary, yous posta write letters. This one yous posta collect.

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

The official stationary of the Lynn Minmei Fan Club

Lucy
Lucy
10 years ago

Comes in .22LR and 9mm.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

FRANK: I’ll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, f@cker! You know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a f@cking gun, f@cker! You receive a love letter from me, and you’re f@cked forever! You understand, f@ck? I’ll send you straight to hell, f@cker!.

ME: Jeez, Frank, all I wanted was a Valentine.

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

How do you like THIS package?

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

And if they live in Houston, send your feelings deep in the heart of Texas…

Stefan
Stefan
10 years ago

I’m sorry ma’am, there seems to be a traffic jam, so we are gonna take the bypass route now.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

The only stationary that demands open heart surgery!

BennyB
BennyB
10 years ago

I’m feeling attacked. Now sending….

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

The judge told me that I was posta stop doing that.

boooom
boooom
10 years ago

POSTA – sending feelings deep into your heart by shoving it down your throat.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

If you’re lucky, those thoughts will then burrow their way to your brain and lay some very special eggs.

Mhairi
Mhairi
10 years ago

Anyone else notice that the caption is about stationary + the guy who sent it in is called “Schreiber” which means – Scriber!

s(p)am®
s(p)am®
10 years ago

bah! my heart only accepts sms! where can i downgrade to normal posting?

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

sad thing is, they can only send it to 2f deep in your heart

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

I did send my message deep into the heart of that special someone. Now I’m trying to hide the knife and the bloody gloves.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

translation: reallly reallly bad papercut

kloo
10 years ago

psychic knives sold separately.

Brenda
Brenda
10 years ago

Posta kit comes complete with Scapel, rib separator and an igloo cooler specially designed for organ transportation.. Get yours today!

amy ritalouise
amy ritalouise
10 years ago

The pen sure is sharper than the sword…

Ben Dover
10 years ago

Can I get that faster and deeper please?

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

“To operate: Imagine your happy place, then thrust noodle forward with great force. Aim for chest. Remember to smile”

The Rose that caption
The Rose that caption
8 years ago

Italia?Italia…..

POSTAAAA!!!

Lil
Lil
8 years ago

Deeper!

Myself
4 years ago

The owner of Posta keeps having to change addresses and alibis – but it’s worth it, he has a lot of mafia customers who want to send thoughts (sharp, heavy, painful thoughts) deep into the heart of others.

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