Remember – the moon is watching…

Remember – the moon is watching…

posted on 16 Feb 2010 in Chinglish, Transportation

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Anderson.
Owner manual for Chinese motor scooter.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Probably best to ride naked then. The moon won’t recognise you.

Plank
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Plank

Don’t you dare wear uneven shoes on me…

Weegee
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Weegee

Look, ma! I’m driving this Scooter Naked and with no Hands!

CoolTapes
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CoolTapes

Don’t operate the steering bar by hand? I guess that means I should just let go ofAAAUUGH! OWW!!

Someone
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Someone

You don’t want to make the moon impatient. Or it will come to get you!
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rowger
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rowger

So this one’s not for any kind of clergy, because they’re all wearing long clothes.

beechoak
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beechoak

Sometimes when I wear comfortable clothing, my moon gets relaxed…

beechoak
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beechoak

Not tonight,… I’m not in the moon…

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Someone: That is NOT a relaxing moon.

Blaze
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Blaze

So… don’t use the sparking brake? That’s shocking!

Buh-dum-dum PSH!

Thanks everybody! I’ll be here all week!

Duck
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Duck

Not necessarily a caption, more a comment – this is possibly the best example of Engrish I’ve seen in a while 🙂

Peter
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Peter

This is the *entire* user manual.

Grifter
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Grifter

By the moon, reading these instructions is very danger.

Lo-belt A. Heinrein
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Lo-belt A. Heinrein

The moon is a harsh road test examiner…

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Is it alright if I steer wityh my feet, then?.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Errr Deng. It is actually a scooter.

CallieWL
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CallieWL

“…obey the traffic rule.” So there’s only one? Probably something about the moon, I guess.

DrLex
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So these instructions are telling me to do a 30-minute burnout of the rear wheel? Of course the moon will become impatient.

BeadyEl
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BeadyEl

Oh I’d like to ride on the moon
I hear it’s relaxing up there
Yes I’d like to ride on the moon
Though the moon doesn’t have any air.

In my comfortable clothes and my nice even shoes,
I’ll stay off of the dry grass and go for a cruise
But if it’s impatient I’ll be coming home soon
Because who needs an impatient moon?

Bob*
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Bob*

If you can avoid it then is not an accident, moonhead 😛

Lucy
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Lucy

The preferred transportation to the chapel before the moonlight turns to dust…

Take2
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My moon is in a particularly unrelaxed state after a few minutes of burnouts. If I catch hold of the steering bar by hands but don’t operate it by hand, if else there is very danger . . . well then, I’ll just steer with my impatient moon. Question, how do I see where I’m going?

Xila31
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Xila31

Steering by not by hand but by what? The foot? Or the moon?

Classic Steve
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Wear too-loose clothing and other drivers will lose patience with your moon.

Duhgee
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Duhgee

Oh swear not by the moon, the impatient moon
Which sparks the dry grass and tinder
Lest that thy love prove likewise flammable

Duhgee
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Duhgee

Let’s go over the check list one more time: Relaxing moon, keep. Impatient moon, prohibit. Got it!

Poisonous Gus
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Poisonous Gus

If we don’t want to make the moon impatient we should take the rocket ship, it’ll take us ages to get there on this.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

That prevention to accident the very danger is much justify. Impatience the moon is explanation happening understood.

Popsters
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Popsters

OK, let me see if I have the instructions right. I do a burn-out for 30 minutes, ride naked with no hands and then lay the bike over on its side, sparking along the pavement, and DON’T touch the muffler…

But officer, I was just following the Operating Instructions.

Satellite Heart
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Satellite Heart

On second thought, maybe I’ll just take the bus…

@Someone: The crap has literally been scared out of me.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Assure my safe!

Thuggy D
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Thuggy D

Obeying the traffic rule- getting the cuff out of my way!

Jeff
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Jeff

Take me to the moon / and let me steer – naked! – among the stars…

Steve
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Steve

I was on the moon…with Steve.

Chuck
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Chuck

Sun in Capricorn. Impatient moon over Beijing.

garudamon11
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garudamon11

on the other hand , you can drive in the morning

Ana
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Ana

Drive however you want when it’s the sun’s watch.

Chaosweaver
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Chaosweaver

They just don’t want you lookin’ like a fool with yo’ pants on the ground.

phoenixx
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phoenixx

AHHHHHHHH!!!! and i thought santa was watching!! geeeepers he has an accomplice!!!! im never leavin the house again

Tonberry Pie
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Tonberry Pie

the moon: bitchy girlfriend of the motorcycle

shawn
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shawn

aw man I gotta even wear shoes?!

Jinnie
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Jinnie

gotta wear even shoes! aww i guess i can’t buy them odd shoes no more! it might make the moon impatient!

PooF
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PooF

Holahooohhh…..The vehicle is sparking on the dry grass, I have to drive without a hand down the hill…or moon will get mad.

Damien
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Damien

Chapter 1 of Dan Brown’s new novel ‘The Lunar Cycle’. This thing is obviously written in code.

Vlasdorian
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Vlasdorian

Catch the steering bar by hands, but operate it by what, feet?

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

And try you not moon neighbors again one more. They’re tire off it.

ybabe
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ybabe

No driving in uneven shoes!

Jony
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Jony

When at safe distance bike will combust.

Tom
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Tom

Got it. Don’t wear long loose clothes, don’t grab the muffler, wear matching shoes, don’t electrify the vehicle, only use my hands when not using my hands to steer – and for God’s sake DON’T PISS OFF THE MOON. Easy.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

“M-O-O-N, that spells scooter.”

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