Remember – the moon is watching…

Remember – the moon is watching…

posted on 16 Feb 2010 in Chinglish, Transportation

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Anderson.
Owner manual for Chinese motor scooter.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Probably best to ride naked then. The moon won’t recognise you.

Plank
Plank
10 years ago

Don’t you dare wear uneven shoes on me…

Weegee
Weegee
10 years ago

Look, ma! I’m driving this Scooter Naked and with no Hands!

CoolTapes
CoolTapes
10 years ago

Don’t operate the steering bar by hand? I guess that means I should just let go ofAAAUUGH! OWW!!

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

You don’t want to make the moon impatient. Or it will come to get you!
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rowger
rowger
10 years ago

So this one’s not for any kind of clergy, because they’re all wearing long clothes.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Sometimes when I wear comfortable clothing, my moon gets relaxed…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Not tonight,… I’m not in the moon…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Someone: That is NOT a relaxing moon.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

So… don’t use the sparking brake? That’s shocking!

Buh-dum-dum PSH!

Thanks everybody! I’ll be here all week!

Duck
Duck
10 years ago

Not necessarily a caption, more a comment – this is possibly the best example of Engrish I’ve seen in a while 🙂

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

This is the *entire* user manual.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

By the moon, reading these instructions is very danger.

Lo-belt A. Heinrein
Lo-belt A. Heinrein
10 years ago

The moon is a harsh road test examiner…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Is it alright if I steer wityh my feet, then?.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Errr Deng. It is actually a scooter.

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

“…obey the traffic rule.” So there’s only one? Probably something about the moon, I guess.

DrLex
10 years ago

So these instructions are telling me to do a 30-minute burnout of the rear wheel? Of course the moon will become impatient.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
10 years ago

Oh I’d like to ride on the moon
I hear it’s relaxing up there
Yes I’d like to ride on the moon
Though the moon doesn’t have any air.

In my comfortable clothes and my nice even shoes,
I’ll stay off of the dry grass and go for a cruise
But if it’s impatient I’ll be coming home soon
Because who needs an impatient moon?

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

If you can avoid it then is not an accident, moonhead 😛

Lucy
Lucy
10 years ago

The preferred transportation to the chapel before the moonlight turns to dust…

Take2
10 years ago

My moon is in a particularly unrelaxed state after a few minutes of burnouts. If I catch hold of the steering bar by hands but don’t operate it by hand, if else there is very danger . . . well then, I’ll just steer with my impatient moon. Question, how do I see where I’m going?

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Steering by not by hand but by what? The foot? Or the moon?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Wear too-loose clothing and other drivers will lose patience with your moon.

Duhgee
Duhgee
10 years ago

Oh swear not by the moon, the impatient moon
Which sparks the dry grass and tinder
Lest that thy love prove likewise flammable

Duhgee
Duhgee
10 years ago

Let’s go over the check list one more time: Relaxing moon, keep. Impatient moon, prohibit. Got it!

Poisonous Gus
Poisonous Gus
10 years ago

If we don’t want to make the moon impatient we should take the rocket ship, it’ll take us ages to get there on this.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

That prevention to accident the very danger is much justify. Impatience the moon is explanation happening understood.

Popsters
Popsters
10 years ago

OK, let me see if I have the instructions right. I do a burn-out for 30 minutes, ride naked with no hands and then lay the bike over on its side, sparking along the pavement, and DON’T touch the muffler…

But officer, I was just following the Operating Instructions.

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

On second thought, maybe I’ll just take the bus…

@Someone: The crap has literally been scared out of me.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Assure my safe!

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

Obeying the traffic rule- getting the cuff out of my way!

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

Take me to the moon / and let me steer – naked! – among the stars…

Steve
Steve
10 years ago

I was on the moon…with Steve.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Sun in Capricorn. Impatient moon over Beijing.

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

on the other hand , you can drive in the morning

Ana
Ana
10 years ago

Drive however you want when it’s the sun’s watch.

Chaosweaver
Chaosweaver
10 years ago

They just don’t want you lookin’ like a fool with yo’ pants on the ground.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

AHHHHHHHH!!!! and i thought santa was watching!! geeeepers he has an accomplice!!!! im never leavin the house again

Tonberry Pie
Tonberry Pie
10 years ago

the moon: bitchy girlfriend of the motorcycle

shawn
shawn
10 years ago

aw man I gotta even wear shoes?!

Jinnie
Jinnie
10 years ago

gotta wear even shoes! aww i guess i can’t buy them odd shoes no more! it might make the moon impatient!

PooF
PooF
10 years ago

Holahooohhh…..The vehicle is sparking on the dry grass, I have to drive without a hand down the hill…or moon will get mad.

Damien
Damien
10 years ago

Chapter 1 of Dan Brown’s new novel ‘The Lunar Cycle’. This thing is obviously written in code.

Vlasdorian
Vlasdorian
10 years ago

Catch the steering bar by hands, but operate it by what, feet?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

And try you not moon neighbors again one more. They’re tire off it.

ybabe
ybabe
10 years ago

No driving in uneven shoes!

Jony
Jony
9 years ago

When at safe distance bike will combust.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

Got it. Don’t wear long loose clothes, don’t grab the muffler, wear matching shoes, don’t electrify the vehicle, only use my hands when not using my hands to steer – and for God’s sake DON’T PISS OFF THE MOON. Easy.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

“M-O-O-N, that spells scooter.”

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