Tastes better going down…

Tastes better going down…

posted on 15 Feb 2010 in Chinglish, Snacks

Photo courtesy of Tylor Birthisel.
Found at convenience store in Beipiao, China.

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Weegee
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Weegee

Is this Pork? (2010 Swine Flu)

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

OK. What are you yusheng them for?

Pete
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Pete

Ah, the awesome power of packaging and product positioning.

Algernon
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Algernon

Acid! flu! looks like processed meat to me.

beechoak
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beechoak

Maybe they’d sell more if they didn’t translate it…

beechoak
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beechoak

Who knew the new flu could make you feel so fresh!

beechoak
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beechoak

A couple slices of these between some bran muffins and you’ll be cleaned out as fresh as an Orchard City!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Hello Pizza Plague? I’d like a medium sized Upper Respiratory special with extra enfluenza. And jalepenos.

Blaze
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Blaze

Summer’s Eve: Salami

A new product to give you that acid fresh feeling.

Grifter
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Grifter

Ahhh! Feel the burn!

motordog
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motordog

Acid flu…now sold in convenient, individual slices.

CallieWL
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CallieWL

They even tell you on the package that it’s laced with acid. Cool!

Thuggy D
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Thuggy D

Acid and the new flu. Must have been some party last night…

Bob*
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Bob*

Mmmm…flu *drools*

maling
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maling

These stuff taste great. These are plum candies shaped like small coins. Taste like skittles. it has a bit of fruity sour taste.

Take2
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If you are getting that acid fresh new feeling of the nose flu, you’re doing it wrong. Open the mouth when hurling.

Classic Steve
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Whoever wrote this must have been on acid.

Ani
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Ani

Hamburger patties (or salami or whatever meat-looking product that is)…straight from the orchard!

Chuck
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Chuck

Orchard City acid flu salami slices. Thicker is better,

Satellite Heart
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Satellite Heart

New swine flu in ready-to-eat slice form!

Xila31
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Xila31

This new flu medicine is so trippy.

pamela38
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pamela38

comes with Tums and Tylenol!

Anna Rexia
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Anna Rexia

Mother and daughter walking next to each other on the beach…
“Mom, do you ever get that, you know, not-so-acidic fresh feeling?”

Filboid Studge
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Filboid Studge

Somehow Chinese haiku just doesn’t work that well…

Grace
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Grace

0__o he hell?? I’ve never seen anything That Messed Up!!

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Old flu suits us the fine!

StarBase10
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StarBase10

Ham: The new cause of H1N1!

Samuel
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Samuel

must be the new swine flu everyone going wild over….

phoenixx
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phoenixx

new meaning to acid reflux and swine flu…..

=Nyahchan
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=Nyahchan

makes me REALLY want to use their products

Cecily
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Cecily

“One slice makes you larger
And one slice makes you small…”

Damien
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Damien

Take as directed until finished. Please see your doctor if hunger persists.

kloo
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pepperoni is for old flu

Dave
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Dave

And just when I was getting over the old flu…

Soporn
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Soporn

These are actually candy slices, yummy too!

Justin
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Justin

Hey Mom! I think I have the *cough* fl-*vomits*

meg
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meg

those dont look like slices of meat to me. arent they haw flakes? ive eaten them. theyre gross.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haw_flakes

Lydia M.
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Lydia M.

“Better than that feeling I got from the old flu”

Enclave
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Enclave

Makes me sick to my stomach!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

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