That, or involuntary celibacy…

That, or involuntary celibacy…

posted on 9 Feb 2010 in Chinglish, Clothing


Photo courtesy of Joyce Li.
Shirt found in Taiwan.

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John Tranbo
John Tranbo
10 years ago

Now remember kids…don’t overuse Master Hand!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

This bicycle sterilized for your protection.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Also makes you go blind.

rowger
rowger
10 years ago

So if we clone all dumb people, life will be tougher at first, but after half a century they’ll be gone forever!

Izzie
Izzie
10 years ago

The inevitable outcome of cloning – mess with nature and something goes wrong… Like talking about oneself in the third person, oh, and the sterility thing.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

I didn’t know bicycles could reproduce.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Perhaps I’m a clone.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

and for guys, so does copying the idiots on “Jackass” by slipping off a bicycle seat and racking yourself on the frame.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Would love to know the reason for a bicycle on the shirt, instead of a Xerox machine.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

It begins when you take the “I’m my own grandpa” theory too far…

Globe Trotter
Globe Trotter
10 years ago

If one copies oneself, isn’t that a sign of multiple personalities, schizophrenia, dementia, or just plain and simple insanity? Actually, I could be in trouble… no, I could be in trouble. Uh-oh, I’m sterile!

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

So if I start acting like myself, and copying everything I do, I’ll become sterile? Fine, I’ll start acting like somebody else.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

Let’s copulate!

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

Well, this is more truthful than it seems. If you have clones of yourself running around, your wife might see your clone dating another woman and think you’re cheating on her. Sterility isn’t the right word, but you will be deprived of *something* (to keep it friendly for all ages) if that happens everytime.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

@Pamela38: Better to copulate than never.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Shirt designed by Buster Hyman

Chicken Underwear
10 years ago

What are they even trying to say????

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

The technical term is inbreeding.

Stanley Urnebess
Stanley Urnebess
10 years ago

This T-shirt expresses a basic thought in Buddhism: “If all you do is think, you end up thinking about thoughts.” So the copying yourself is thinking about thoughts, and the sterility is the divorce from nature that you experience. If you’re a Buddhist then the T-shirt caption makes lots of sense.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

MY OWN CLONE

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

…and was charged with making an obscene clone fall !

(Punchline Tuesday)

BeadyEl
10 years ago

One begins to copy oneself. One breaks the copier glass and lacerates one’s naughty parts. It leads to sterility.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

birth control bikes by Xerox

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

all day long we hear him crying ” i just wanna be myself”

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

“be careful when using the brakes”

Austin Kendall
Austin Kendall
10 years ago

GET ON BIKE TO DUPLICATE YOURSELF. RESULTS MAY BE DIRE.

Jackson
Jackson
10 years ago

I’m beside myself.

Damien
Damien
10 years ago

Studies prove that this t-shirt can be worn as an effective contraceptive.

GuestionHamswered
GuestionHamswered
10 years ago

Why is there a bike on the shirt?? This engrish is so confusing, I don’t know what the message is supposed to be!

kloo
10 years ago

or at the very least you’ll lose a ball.

kloo
10 years ago

it’s trying to say that if you aren’t unique you’ll be boring.

Ben Dover
10 years ago

Clone Bike!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Bi-cycles.

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