We’re counting on you… please!

We’re counting on you… please!

posted on 12 Feb 2010 in Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Peter Traube.
Sign from entrance at Tai’Shan Mountain, China.

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Salome
Salome
10 years ago

’cause if you don’t behave yourself and do anything X-rated, we reserve the right to sell it and make a lot of money.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Cookies for nice and well behaved tourists will be distributed after your visit…

SF
SF
10 years ago

Smile to Big Brother.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Just smile for the little birdie.

rowger
rowger
10 years ago

It’s also possible that you are in a sniper’s scope. Please don’t move around too much.

Juulie
Juulie
10 years ago

Signed, Walter Mitty

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

on the other sign: Paris Hilton Was Here !

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Hey-what are you doing? BAD tourist! Bad, bad, BAD!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Please behave nicely so we don’t have to

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Big Brother may be looking at you!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

No more Candid Camera nowadays! That’s rude.

lora
lora
10 years ago

The tourists must be nice and well-behaved. The locals, on the other hand, can be as naughty and ill-behaved as they wish!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

I swear to God, Ambassador. It was the freaky DEAKIEST thing I ever saw! My friend…he was about to light up this joint….ganja he snuck in his suitcase from our trip to India. We were in the alley behind the hotel in Wangfujing and as soon as lit the joint, there was this bolt of lightning and these ZZZZZAP and PFFFFFT sounds, and suddenly my friend just VANISHED into thin air! It was like he got vaporized or something!!! Please, ya gotta get me outta China NOW!

Dane
Dane
10 years ago

Otherwise we won’t pet you, and you won’t get any treats.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Being in the Supervision Video is a lot better than being in the Driver’s Ed video or those military training films about social diseases.

Izzie
Izzie
10 years ago

If I’m in the Supervision Video I want my name in the credits and I want royalties whenever it’s played.
Plus you’ll sell more copies if you put it in a format that actually used now rather than video.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

If you are not good, you won’t get any cake.

David
David
10 years ago

One behaves for the camera, it leads to not being arrest!

Anna Rexia
Anna Rexia
10 years ago

Um, Izzie? Video isn’t an outdated medium. Are you suggesting we restrict it to only audio? Pssst… I’ll let you in on a secret. There is a new technology, known as digital video.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

OH! I thought @Issie was referring to one of the newer DVD formats.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Izzie (edit)

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Be a nice tourist or else. And please have your SAG or AFTRA cards handy.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Supervision Videos never quite recovered from the reality TV craze…

Filboid Studge
Filboid Studge
10 years ago

I’m already under supervision, do I get my treat now?

s(p)am®
s(p)am®
10 years ago

you failed an audition? that’s a second chance!

p.s. for more carreer opportunities visit us on contest day

s(p)am®
s(p)am®
10 years ago

flashing is permitted after 12a.m.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Who wrote this sign–Fred Rogers? “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood ….”

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

no no not me it was other tourist his name um um bob he make nasty movie

jou
jou
10 years ago

or else…

singyourgoodbyes
singyourgoodbyes
10 years ago

buuuut…you possibly might not be…in which case have a blast and be american

Damien
Damien
10 years ago

A warning to extraterrestrials considering making crop circles.

kloo
10 years ago

present may also be trap doors to your demise.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

wow… the height of protectionism…

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

Superman just arrived in a Klingon uniform and it can only go down hill from there so behave yourself OR YOU WILL BE JOYFULLY BEAMED UP FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET NICELY

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