We’re on a skeleton crew…

posted on 26 Feb 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

They’re not so bad once you get used to the smell…


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Photo courtesy of Kris Young.
Found in Phnom Penh Cambodia.

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  1. Algernon | 2:03 am |

    Zombies need not apply.

  2. engrishwebmaster | 2:05 am |

    We’ve made a grave mistake…

  3. Juulie | 2:10 am |

    Always look on the bright side of life (whistle, whistle, whistle…)!

  4. John Tranbo | 2:53 am |

    “It’s a holiday in Cambodia, and you better dress in black!”

  5. Firstborn | 3:24 am |

    Miserable corpses waiting to be reunited with their miserable kins.

  6. Alex | 4:49 am |

    Helping the miserable corpses rest in peace since 1908

  7. Dane | 5:16 am |

    A dead serious business

  8. Ralph Hamilton | 5:17 am |

    I would have thought, that they were beyond help.

  9. Blaze | 5:17 am |

    Rest in peace? Not our bag, baby.

  10. jjhitt | 5:45 am |

    The place to go when you need to apply for Brain Stamps.

  11. jjhitt | 5:48 am |

    Greatful Dead? Sorry, wrong attitude.

  12. Pete | 5:51 am |

    Call us when even death doesn’t put you out of your misery.

  13. Grifter | 5:55 am |

    I’m sorry Mr. Smith, I’m afraid you’re better off dea—oh wait.

  14. Thuggy D | 7:05 am |

    Preventing corpse suicide since 2003.

  15. dangevin | 7:06 am |

    DOA? Call the CHC.

  16. dangevin | 7:07 am |

    We fight for YOUR zombie rights.

  17. Classic Steve | 7:28 am |

    A blood bank for vampires?

  18. Bob* | 8:21 am |

    And you think your life sucks..

  19. Ani | 8:54 am |

    I guess in Cambodia “life’s a bi*ch and then you die and then you’re miserable.”

  20. BeadyEl | 10:45 am |

    They train them to do the dance routine from ‘Thriller’…

  21. tekleader | 10:58 am |

    Happy cadavers are not welcome here.

  22. tami | 11:51 am |

    we’re helping, but there’s just no cheering them up

  23. Thingmaker | 12:00 pm |

    There’s just no helping some people.

  24. Gwydion Williams | 12:30 pm |

    Merry corpses can go elsewhere

  25. coffeebot | 12:47 pm |

    …it’s in Les Mort Miserables

  26. Rigoletto | 1:04 pm |

    *Les Morts Miserables

  27. Lora | 6:12 pm |

    Must be the people who drowned to become popular.

  28. Satellite Heart | 10:10 pm |

    I wonder what they do with the remains of the day.

  29. Lunar | 11:11 pm |

    Got a miserable corpse? Bring it on down to CHC and we will fix them right on up!

  30. Noor al Haqiqa | 1:26 am |

    Who can be creative when you are laughing as hard as I am. You all are sick, sick, sick. Oh! Is that me feeling comfortable about that??

  31. Lora | 11:30 am |

    Must be the people who thought drowning accidents would make them popular.

  32. Skeletextman | 1:03 pm |

    Pol Pot’s legacy lives on

  33. phoenixx | 6:34 pm |

    aye aye captain….ohhhhhh who live in a pineapple under the sea???

  34. Recoil | 4:07 am |

    Eating brains every day is a tough living y’know.

  35. Olivia | 4:29 pm |

    Because nobody likes a miserable corpse!

  36. chieromancer | 10:17 pm |

    Seems like false advertising. I never known a corpse that wasn’t miserable.

  37. Byakuren Hijiri | 9:00 pm |

    I’m trying to get through to her but this witch won’t stop moaning! And whenever I try comforting this boomer, he pukes on me! This job sucks!

  38. fishy-pie | 10:23 am |

    “Be sure to see our sister institution, which helps the annoyingly cheerful dead. Their motto: when the zombies start a’singin’, the axes we’ll be a’bringin'”

  39. phoenixx | 11:33 pm |

    this sign should be outside every work place…

  40. ;ohnsonsan | 11:21 pm |

    After working here for a day, having an interview with a vampire doesn’t sound so bad.

  41. Cecily | 11:59 am |

    Thanks, but the Supreme Court justices don’t need any help.

  42. Josh | 8:52 am |

    Initially we tried to put them out of their misery, and you see where that’s gotten us.

  43. ChaChaChelo | 5:53 pm |

    To quote Monty Python “BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!”

  44. ash | 9:48 pm |

    Isn’t a little late to help the people?? and what is the point they are already dead????

  45. FatKenney | 5:35 pm |

    “Hey cheer up. You’ve got a lot to live for. Oh… sorry. Sore subject.”

  46. Suddenly, I’m beginning to think that Monty Python’s “Ministry of Silly Walks” wasn’t such a ridiculous idea.

  47. Clair | 6:59 pm |

    I need to go there!

  48. Jenn | 8:58 am |

    Now that’s a graveyard shift!

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