We’re on a skeleton crew…

We’re on a skeleton crew…

posted on 26 Feb 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

They’re not so bad once you get used to the smell…


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Photo courtesy of Kris Young.
Found in Phnom Penh Cambodia.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Zombies need not apply.

Juulie
Juulie
10 years ago

Always look on the bright side of life (whistle, whistle, whistle…)!

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
10 years ago

“It’s a holiday in Cambodia, and you better dress in black!”

Firstborn
Firstborn
10 years ago

Miserable corpses waiting to be reunited with their miserable kins.

Alex
Alex
10 years ago

Helping the miserable corpses rest in peace since 1908

Dane
Dane
10 years ago

A dead serious business

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

I would have thought, that they were beyond help.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Rest in peace? Not our bag, baby.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The place to go when you need to apply for Brain Stamps.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Greatful Dead? Sorry, wrong attitude.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Call us when even death doesn’t put you out of your misery.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

I’m sorry Mr. Smith, I’m afraid you’re better off dea—oh wait.

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

Preventing corpse suicide since 2003.

dangevin
10 years ago

DOA? Call the CHC.

dangevin
10 years ago

We fight for YOUR zombie rights.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

A blood bank for vampires?

Bob*
Bob*
10 years ago

And you think your life sucks..

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

I guess in Cambodia “life’s a bi*ch and then you die and then you’re miserable.”

BeadyEl
10 years ago

They train them to do the dance routine from ‘Thriller’…

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Happy cadavers are not welcome here.

tami
tami
10 years ago

we’re helping, but there’s just no cheering them up

Thingmaker
Thingmaker
10 years ago

There’s just no helping some people.

Gwydion Williams
Gwydion Williams
10 years ago

Merry corpses can go elsewhere

coffeebot
10 years ago

…it’s in Les Mort Miserables

Rigoletto
Rigoletto
10 years ago

*Les Morts Miserables

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Must be the people who drowned to become popular.

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

I wonder what they do with the remains of the day.

Lunar
Lunar
10 years ago

Got a miserable corpse? Bring it on down to CHC and we will fix them right on up!

Noor al Haqiqa
10 years ago

Who can be creative when you are laughing as hard as I am. You all are sick, sick, sick. Oh! Is that me feeling comfortable about that??

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Must be the people who thought drowning accidents would make them popular.

Skeletextman
Skeletextman
10 years ago

Pol Pot’s legacy lives on

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

aye aye captain….ohhhhhh who live in a pineapple under the sea???

Recoil
10 years ago

Eating brains every day is a tough living y’know.

Olivia
Olivia
10 years ago

Because nobody likes a miserable corpse!

chieromancer
chieromancer
10 years ago

Seems like false advertising. I never known a corpse that wasn’t miserable.

Byakuren Hijiri
Byakuren Hijiri
10 years ago

I’m trying to get through to her but this witch won’t stop moaning! And whenever I try comforting this boomer, he pukes on me! This job sucks!

fishy-pie
10 years ago

“Be sure to see our sister institution, which helps the annoyingly cheerful dead. Their motto: when the zombies start a’singin’, the axes we’ll be a’bringin'”

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

this sign should be outside every work place…

;ohnsonsan
;ohnsonsan
10 years ago

After working here for a day, having an interview with a vampire doesn’t sound so bad.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

Thanks, but the Supreme Court justices don’t need any help.

Josh
Josh
10 years ago

Initially we tried to put them out of their misery, and you see where that’s gotten us.

ChaChaChelo
ChaChaChelo
10 years ago

To quote Monty Python “BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!”

ash
ash
10 years ago

Isn’t a little late to help the people?? and what is the point they are already dead????

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“Hey cheer up. You’ve got a lot to live for. Oh… sorry. Sore subject.”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Suddenly, I’m beginning to think that Monty Python’s “Ministry of Silly Walks” wasn’t such a ridiculous idea.

Clair
Clair
10 years ago

I need to go there!

Jenn
Jenn
9 years ago

Now that’s a graveyard shift!

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