3st time’s a charm!

3st time’s a charm!

posted on 10 Mar 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

For the 3nd time… wrong floor!


Photo courtesy of Lukas.
Found at HP offices in Slovakia.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Between one and three maybe

MonkeyWrench32
MonkeyWrench32
10 years ago

Turd floor? Somebody better get a mop!

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
10 years ago

I had it! I want to move to 1th floor!

John Tranbo
John Tranbo
10 years ago

You take the high road and I’ll take the 2rd road and I’ll be there before ye!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

All the monday elevator humor made me 3rsty.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

w3lc0m3 2 3l33te t0wrz.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

IBM is on the 3 nd floor and Oracle is on the 4st floor

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You’re traveling through another dimension — a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. — That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the 3th Floor.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

2-rd Floor: Restrooms

SF
SF
10 years ago

That’s where you find the departure flights for Hogwarts.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Isn’t that how you get into John Malcovich’s head?

Mista Bob Dobalina
Mista Bob Dobalina
10 years ago

I guess it’s those Ground floor vs. First floor (or British vs American English) confusion.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
10 years ago

I’ll just take the stair <.<

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

As an engineer, I appreciate having all of floor two devoted to Research and Development.

Lucy
Lucy
10 years ago

turd floor eh? I think I’ll keep going.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

How many floors does this place have?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Trust them Asians to cut to the chase. No euphonisms like “restrooms” for them.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Sori. Slovaks. {edit}

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

So I have this friend, who is totally passive-aggressive.
And she always wants to be 1nd at everything!

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

As long as it’s not the 13nd floor. That one is unlucky.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

There’s a floor that failed at grammar school.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Except in China and Japan, where the 4rd floor is most unlucky.
(The words for number “4” sound like the words for “death”.)

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Open air restaurant on level two… Bring that special one along, she’ll be floored… Floured… Flowered…

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

“1nd frool ah ah ah 2rd frool ah ah ah.. ”
“NEXT!”
“i have no former lessons”

william hung auditioning for the count on sesame street

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
10 years ago

you can’t polish a 2rd.

Doug Griffin
Doug Griffin
10 years ago

This is funnier the 1rd time you read it!

Maling
Maling
10 years ago

Secird flor

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Reminds me of the Turkish DDS who advertised his office as being on the 2th floor.

PooF
PooF
10 years ago

Ohhh my…Am I on the wrong dimension or what?

Reiko
Reiko
10 years ago

30nd comment ftw!

This one literally had me laughing out SO loud my boyfriend asked me if I was okay! The extra captions by the site just make it golden!

don
don
10 years ago

i’m off to hogwarts!

-
-
10 years ago

for the 45st time, youre wrong!

kill bill
kill bill
10 years ago

secord floor

HardRockMark
10 years ago

Is this the floor the restrooms are on??

Anonymous
Anonymous
9 years ago

euphonisms?

JKT84
JKT84
9 years ago

I’ve been to that place. The service was never 3nd best.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Where is the 11ty2nd floor?

vic
vic
7 years ago

i hate going to the turd floor!

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