Dentist Office Bulletin Board

Dentist Office Bulletin Board

posted on 4 Mar 2010 in Chinglish

Nurse, have you seen my “stop weeping” sign?

Photo courtesy of Andrew Maxwell.
Found in dentist office in China.
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Izzie
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Izzie

Haven’t they heard of anesthetic?
Even a zen-like trance would be better than “Don’t scream” methinks.

Algernon
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Algernon

So you’re here for an argument. Will that be 5 minutes or the full half hour.

Tong Lin
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Tong Lin

Put one hand in the dentist’s pocket and ask, “We are not going to hurt each other and scream, are we?”

GoodGuy
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GoodGuy

Don’t scream, and nobody gets hurt! …well except you, of course.

Gappa Goshti
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The dentist shares his patient’s toothache through a bluetooth!

Pete
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Pete

Don’t make me angry, doctor. You won’t like me when I’m angry.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Hola amigo y amiga. What does the Chinese say?

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

A dentist who hailed from old China,
Said, “It’s true I like nothing finer”,
Though they scream and thrash about,
There is never a doubt,
I like to drill holes like a demented gold-miner.

beechoak
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beechoak

“Don’t Scream: It’s bad for busines.”

beechoak
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beechoak

“Alien vs. Dentist: In the dentist’s chair, no one can hear you scream…”

beechoak
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beechoak

“Edvard Munch, DDS and Expressionist artist”

beechoak
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beechoak

Maybe they shouldn’t be playing “Saw” in the waiting room…

Blaze
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Blaze

Oh please no more with the screaming and the drill and the biting and the FROINLAVENSHOIL!

Gappa Goshti
Guest

“What was that scream?”
“The doctor suddenly fancied counting my teeth, and I, his fingers!”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Wait until you see the bill.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

If this isn’t T-Shirt material, nothing is.

mr3urious
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mr3urious

Paging Dr. Orin Scrivello!

Cerise
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Cerise

We have ways of making you pay your bill!

Grifter
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Grifter

It looks like the Body Snatchers have found a new way to find humans.

Chris
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Chris

I LOVE going to the dentist!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Is anyone else getting 1-800-Dentist adds on the right margin?

Classic Steve
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You might vibrate the glass instruments too much.

Gappa Goshti
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“OUCH! Doctor! This is more painful than having a baby!”
“Decide for once, lady! I can’t adjust the chair all over again!”

Typo Tat
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Hell, I want to scream just from seeing the teeth-puling posters on this dentist’s wall.

Ethd
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Ethd

Is this what they call “Primal Scream Dentistry?”

Xila31
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Xila31

Please use your inside voice.

Ani
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Ani

Prick me, do I not bleed? Cut me, do I not scream?

lora
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lora

You jab at my neve endings,
It’s driving me insane
Just give me nitrus oxide,
Shoot me up with novocane
Help me out here…’cuz I’m in severe…paaaiiiin!!!
Now stop for a bit…So I can rinse and spit, now!
Numb me…drill me…floss me…bill meeeee!!!
-Cavity Search by Weird Al Yankovic

Salome
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Salome

Is this chap related to the Ouchi dental clinic in Japan?

just keep anonymous
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just keep anonymous

Actually, the Chinese means “Keep Quiet”. The English isn’t really bad , just a unfortunate choice of words though.

just keep anonymous
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just keep anonymous

Salome:
> Is this chap related to the Ouchi dental clinic in Japan?

I believe the dentist clinic is in Hong Kong. English/Chinese posters, bilingual sign, Traditional Chinese. All these things only appear in Hong Kong.

Wendy Darling
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Wendy Darling

Notice to Patients: The Dentist is married to a Librarian

coffeebot
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NO RUNNING

phoenixx
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phoenixx

can i yell? or cry? do i get a lollipop after??

phoenixx
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phoenixx

POP! (tooth being pulled)
patient”ugggg”
dds” dont swallow thats not a cheeto”
patient, swallows tooth
dds,point to sign, “remember that when it comes out”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Guest

Can I whimper? How about moan? And will the tears rolling down my face spoil the ambiance?

Cecily
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Cecily

CHILD (singing happily): I scream, you scream, we all scream for –

DENTIST (interrupting): Take it outside, kid.

Josh
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Josh

. . . cause you’ll wake the dentist : )

Dream
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Dream

For “just keep anonymous”:
i am from hong kong. but i am not sure if the picture is taken from here. As taiwan uses traditional chinese as well, and several part in china do that as well!!!

don
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don

can i cry instead?

ash
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ash

That don’t scream sign is not very encouraging…..who would use this guy if they have to put that sign on the bulletin board?????

MillenniumMan
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MillenniumMan

Then “don’t pull teeth without drugs”

sparky
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sparky

I won’t scream if I can punch you in the nuts any time a feel a twinge.

Erlili
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Im not too sure a “Dont´t Scream” sign is the best way to get clients.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I bark?

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