Dentist Office Bulletin Board

Dentist Office Bulletin Board

posted on 4 Mar 2010 in Chinglish

Nurse, have you seen my “stop weeping” sign?

Photo courtesy of Andrew Maxwell.
Found in dentist office in China.
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Izzie
Izzie
10 years ago

Haven’t they heard of anesthetic?
Even a zen-like trance would be better than “Don’t scream” methinks.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

So you’re here for an argument. Will that be 5 minutes or the full half hour.

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
10 years ago

Put one hand in the dentist’s pocket and ask, “We are not going to hurt each other and scream, are we?”

GoodGuy
GoodGuy
10 years ago

Don’t scream, and nobody gets hurt! …well except you, of course.

Gappa Goshti
10 years ago

The dentist shares his patient’s toothache through a bluetooth!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Don’t make me angry, doctor. You won’t like me when I’m angry.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Hola amigo y amiga. What does the Chinese say?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

A dentist who hailed from old China,
Said, “It’s true I like nothing finer”,
Though they scream and thrash about,
There is never a doubt,
I like to drill holes like a demented gold-miner.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“Don’t Scream: It’s bad for busines.”

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“Alien vs. Dentist: In the dentist’s chair, no one can hear you scream…”

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“Edvard Munch, DDS and Expressionist artist”

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Maybe they shouldn’t be playing “Saw” in the waiting room…

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Oh please no more with the screaming and the drill and the biting and the FROINLAVENSHOIL!

Gappa Goshti
10 years ago

“What was that scream?”
“The doctor suddenly fancied counting my teeth, and I, his fingers!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Wait until you see the bill.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

If this isn’t T-Shirt material, nothing is.

mr3urious
mr3urious
10 years ago

Paging Dr. Orin Scrivello!

Cerise
Cerise
10 years ago

We have ways of making you pay your bill!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

It looks like the Body Snatchers have found a new way to find humans.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I LOVE going to the dentist!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Is anyone else getting 1-800-Dentist adds on the right margin?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

You might vibrate the glass instruments too much.

Gappa Goshti
10 years ago

“OUCH! Doctor! This is more painful than having a baby!”
“Decide for once, lady! I can’t adjust the chair all over again!”

Typo Tat
10 years ago

Hell, I want to scream just from seeing the teeth-puling posters on this dentist’s wall.

Ethd
Ethd
10 years ago

Is this what they call “Primal Scream Dentistry?”

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Please use your inside voice.

Ani
Ani
10 years ago

Prick me, do I not bleed? Cut me, do I not scream?

lora
lora
10 years ago

You jab at my neve endings,
It’s driving me insane
Just give me nitrus oxide,
Shoot me up with novocane
Help me out here…’cuz I’m in severe…paaaiiiin!!!
Now stop for a bit…So I can rinse and spit, now!
Numb me…drill me…floss me…bill meeeee!!!
-Cavity Search by Weird Al Yankovic

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Is this chap related to the Ouchi dental clinic in Japan?

just keep anonymous
just keep anonymous
10 years ago

Actually, the Chinese means “Keep Quiet”. The English isn’t really bad , just a unfortunate choice of words though.

just keep anonymous
just keep anonymous
10 years ago

Salome:
> Is this chap related to the Ouchi dental clinic in Japan?

I believe the dentist clinic is in Hong Kong. English/Chinese posters, bilingual sign, Traditional Chinese. All these things only appear in Hong Kong.

Wendy Darling
Wendy Darling
10 years ago

Notice to Patients: The Dentist is married to a Librarian

coffeebot
10 years ago

NO RUNNING

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

can i yell? or cry? do i get a lollipop after??

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

POP! (tooth being pulled)
patient”ugggg”
dds” dont swallow thats not a cheeto”
patient, swallows tooth
dds,point to sign, “remember that when it comes out”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Can I whimper? How about moan? And will the tears rolling down my face spoil the ambiance?

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

CHILD (singing happily): I scream, you scream, we all scream for –

DENTIST (interrupting): Take it outside, kid.

Josh
Josh
10 years ago

. . . cause you’ll wake the dentist : )

Dream
Dream
10 years ago

For “just keep anonymous”:
i am from hong kong. but i am not sure if the picture is taken from here. As taiwan uses traditional chinese as well, and several part in china do that as well!!!

don
don
10 years ago

can i cry instead?

ash
ash
10 years ago

That don’t scream sign is not very encouraging…..who would use this guy if they have to put that sign on the bulletin board?????

MillenniumMan
MillenniumMan
10 years ago

Then “don’t pull teeth without drugs”

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

I won’t scream if I can punch you in the nuts any time a feel a twinge.

Erlili
8 years ago

Im not too sure a “Dont´t Scream” sign is the best way to get clients.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Can I bark?

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