Engrish reader must accompany!

Engrish reader must accompany!

posted on 29 Mar 2010 in Chinglish

If you haven’t passed through anybody, you haven’t lived…

Photo courtesy of Juan Mazar Barnett.
Found
outside hotel in Beijing, China.

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rowger
rowger
12 years ago

No touching other neople!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

Ever since the prohibition pause I’ve been touching everything and moving about with difficulty as I pass through at least five people most greatly. Shame, as I really wanted to go inside to use the bathroom.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

♪ ♫ “… Neople who need neople…” ♫ ♪

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

They’re moving about with difficulty because there’s been a pause in Prohibition.

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

“Hey, look at the lady over there with the five neoples!”

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

No touching the neoples!

beechoak
beechoak
12 years ago

But if we can’t touch them, how do we pass through them?

Fire in the Whoa
Fire in the Whoa
12 years ago

I most greatly pass through 5 neoples on great path to work.

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
12 years ago

Don’t even try saying neoples fast XD. I wonder if they’re related to neopets.

dane
dane
12 years ago

Brought to you by the Neople’s Party of China

Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

The invisble man returns with the ability to pass through 5 neople

Grifter
Grifter
12 years ago

Ahh neople and their phases

Xila31
Xila31
12 years ago

If you pause the neople might pass through you.

Tfin
Tfin
12 years ago

Imagine a giant automated revolving door….

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

During the Prohibition pause, the neoples can drink all they feel like.

Yogesh Damle
12 years ago

Is that five neople abreast or anyhow?
Language apart, china is also dubious for stiff neople…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
12 years ago

I know anything you can’t fit in your mouth is wasted….But 5 a breaf.
INDEED!!

DieselDragon
12 years ago

As these look to be instructions for a powered revolving door…

Prohibition Superman! 😀

DieselDragon
12 years ago

Pause for the prohibition! Must pass through no more than five neople without touching…Otherwise the Police must some people accompany with difficulty! 😮

Classic Steve
12 years ago

“Sorry, sir, that passing can hardly be deemed ‘most greatly.’ Please start again.”

Bridget
12 years ago

Neople suck.

Wilfred Mathews
Wilfred Mathews
12 years ago

All your neoples are us!

Cecily
Cecily
12 years ago

I wanted to pass through 5 neople, but I couldn’t find a child to accompany me.

phoenixx
phoenixx
12 years ago

do no touch the drunk family during prohibition…

Pete
Pete
12 years ago

Soylent green is NEOPLE!

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
12 years ago

OK, this is one of the GREAT ONES! Has everything. I want the bag and the t-shirt desperately.

pamela38
pamela38
12 years ago

A very exclusive neople club we are.

one brain cell
one brain cell
12 years ago

If neople eat more fibre, we can pass through them more easily/

Firstborn
Firstborn
12 years ago

“The child and moving about with difficulty must some people accompany” I sense Yoda has been here.

Jake
Jake
12 years ago

I’d most graciously pass through 5 neople

Something
Something
12 years ago

How do we pass through neople?5 neople?

DrLex
12 years ago

If there’s a prohibition pause anyway, why bother obeying the prohibitions? Let’s all be naughty and pass greatly through 6 neople while touching them and leaving those with difficulty moving about behind.

Gloria
Gloria
12 years ago

So I presume Smorking is allowed?

Racecarlock
Racecarlock
12 years ago

Yoda was then fired from the sign making department for good.

phoenixx
phoenixx
12 years ago

no touching the 5 neoples while trying to pass thru them and accompany the lil neople the may get lost during the pass…
not vaild where prohibited…see offer for details
did i get that right? what a confusing coopin

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

How can I greatly move through 5 neople when my child moves about with difficulty?

Vandermark Swan
Vandermark Swan
12 years ago

All these neople make it difficult to move around.

Pedro
Pedro
12 years ago

That’s enough prohibitions for now, let’s give the viewer some Prohibition Pause.

gonovox
gonovox
12 years ago

neople when you read sounds like nipple. It is not allowed to pause just to touch it because it is prohibited. simple as that. am i correct?

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

Following a terrible lab accident, unassuming young scientist Peter Parker now posseses the abilitiy to pass through up to 5 neople at a time! He is… The Neople Passer! Coming this June to Marvel Comics.

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

We are the Knights who saaaaay…. NEOPLE!

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