Fear of frying?

Fear of frying?

posted on 7 Mar 2010 in Signs, Snacks


Photo courtesy of Eddie Fields.
Found at shop in Narita Airport, Japan.

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Stefan
Stefan
10 years ago

Man, that gum just RANKS.

SF
SF
10 years ago

Just try to brush chattering teeth …

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Your mouth may be fresh, but your breath sure isn’t…

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Your mouth may be fresh but your teeth would still be cruddy….

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

My long fright of brushing teeth began when accidentally swallowed toothbrush…

MSGangsta
MSGangsta
10 years ago

If it’s a long fright – I believe in keeping with the horror motif – it should be “Your mouth may be flesh.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

No foul mouth when you chew gum.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

If you haven’t brushed your teeth because of a long fright, your gums may become rank too!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Are we flying into a no-brush zone?

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Too much of that Black Gum?

http://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/product/lotte-black-black-gum-9-stks?utm_source=google&utm_medium=base

Your mouth may be fresh but your TEETH sure aren’t…

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

How long, exactly, would you say that you’ve had this fear?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Ah! The old flight of frying syndrome. Assume the “crash position” and kiss your ass goodbye.

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

Your mouth may be fresh…may be not.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

@Ralph: Don’t you mean the clash position?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Finally, someone who hates visiting the dentist more than I do.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

And when the bell tolls twelve, the frightful toothbrush walks the streets. It may be coming for you!

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Long fright as the Ides of March draw nigh.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Chewing gum? I hope you brought enough for everybody…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

You should try the flavour of our Number Two Gum.

LHF
LHF
10 years ago

No wolly of teeth. After frying, we cut head off to prate you.. YUMM Flesh fried.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I haven’t seen a dentist for a while, my breath stinks.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Damn these invisible dentists.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Your mouth may be fresh, but your theeth could also be SO FRICKIN’ FRIGHTENED THEY JUST RUN THE HELL AWAY.

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Special features on our long frights- airsickness bags and incontinence diapers!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Here, chew some gum before you scream again.

KDE
KDE
10 years ago

I feel you, man. Those toothbrushes are freakin’ SCARY!

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

You’ve heard of “9 out of 10 dentists?” Well, this is the other guy.

Recoil
10 years ago

Dear god! It never hit me that my mouth could be fresh!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

this must be the chinese version of stride…

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

But if my mouth may not be fresh, the fright attendant may not to kiss me.

Elle
Elle
10 years ago

Long fright huh…he should definitely stay in during Halloween

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

The best way to get over a phobia is through controlled exposure. Start with a pea-size amount of Crest and slowly build up.

StarBase10
StarBase10
10 years ago

I think that guy has suffered of frygrillphobia, but chewing bubblegum makes it worse!

Josh
Josh
10 years ago

What they did to me in those dental camps is just . . . unspeakable. It is still so ‘fresh’ in my mind.

Ian
Ian
10 years ago

he’s afriaid to brush his teeth. don’t make fun of him.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Sure, they can get a word like “xylitol” right, but screw up “flight”. Go figure.

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

Honest commercials FTW!

“You may be fresh”

kloo
10 years ago

because everyone knows there’s no water on long frights.

Jody
Jody
10 years ago

Now just stop screaming so I can jam the gum in!

Brian
Brian
9 years ago

Don’t you get a fresh mouth with me young man!

Billy
Billy
9 years ago

your mouth may be fresh… I sense a “but” there

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

As with other sugar alcohols, with the exception of erythritol, consumption in excess of one’s laxation threshold (the amount of sweetener that can be consumed before abdominal discomfort sets in) can result in temporary gastrointestinal side effects, such as bloating, flatulence, and diarrhea.

I’d have a fear of frying too!

Erlili
8 years ago

Your mouth MAY be fresh but we cant guarantee anything.

Rollin'stone
Rollin'stone
7 years ago

Your mouth may be fresh, but no refunds if it doesn’t work.

Hello!
Hello!
6 years ago

Who needs mouthwash?

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