Hint: check the expiration date

Hint: check the expiration date

posted on 31 Mar 2010 in Snacks

It’s just a sandwich, sheesh…


Photo courtesy of Joe Wiewel.
Found in Hirakata, Japan.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the chicken salad – the story ends, you wake up in your bed. You take the ham and cheese – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

No! Rye not. Whole Grain, or White Bread. There is no Rye.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

it has to be the one with the fried crap in royal sauce.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

They all look awful. I think I’ll pass.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

and if you can’t, we hope you can use the packing to vomit into.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Hmm, tough choice. I have to “chew” on this.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“… Olive loaf, eh, Barney? Somebody finally bought it…”

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

Sandwich number one: If we went on a date, where would you take me?

Sandwich number two: Same question.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

This food too, has been passed by the staff of the Departmeny of Health.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

EDIT: Department.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

…because we’re not even touching this one.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

[Mortal Kombat announcer voice] CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Ham and cheese on wheat-hold the crap.

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

Because we just don’t have the staff to choose for you.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

Hooray for salomnella!

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

*salmonella

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

He chose…poorly.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

One of these sandwiches always tells the truth, and one of them always lies. You may ask but one question of one of them.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

where is the desktop sandwich?

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Unanswerable question: What exactly IS it that the Japanese harbor against CRUST?

I’ve NEVER seen a sandwich in a Japanese konbini (convenience store) with any freakin’ CRUST left! They always cut it off before packaging them sammiches.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

If I was a vegetarian, I’d be choosing to get out of there. 🙂

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

And why are there pictures of bunnies on sandwiches that have meat?

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

DieselDragon:

Hey, you could always go for a FRUIT sandwich.
Or, a Soba sandwich…a bun with soba noodles inside as the “filling”. Carbs with carbs and nothing else but for a few slivers of pickled ginger.

YES they actually DO sell these sandwiches at Japanese convenience stores. And Japanese people actually DO buy and eat them.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

At least they’re better than egg, corn, and mayonnaise pizza.
Or curry pizza.

Don’t get me wrong. I like curry. Just not on my pizza.

I’ll never understand the Japanese interpretations of western cuisine.

niki
niki
10 years ago

… because we are DONE picking out your food for you. You’re on your own.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Eeny Meeny
Catch the sammich
By the toe.

Or Pto-maine.

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
10 years ago

We hope you can choose the best one for yourself, because nobody else is gonna do it for you….

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Hmm, you want *that* sandwich? Are you sure? Is that your final selection?

DanT
DanT
10 years ago

I hate it when sandwiches question my judgment

Aliana Dare
Aliana Dare
10 years ago

No pressure….

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Here, honey: I got us some sandwiches. But this one’s mine.

Vandermark Swan
Vandermark Swan
10 years ago

uuuummmmm… They both look nasty. Rye not have it in 12-grain? It would taste better. and what is THAT? Ham? Spam? Bologna?

nameiuse
nameiuse
10 years ago

[not pictured]: …’cause if you ask for chicken salad one more time, we’ll arrest you.

emanon
emanon
10 years ago

…’cause otherwise there’s not much hope for you.

Awwwesome
Awwwesome
10 years ago

And if you cannot, you want I should help you?

Aya
Aya
9 years ago

(P3P interpretation)This is a VERY important decision!choose wisely. XD

Gerson
Gerson
9 years ago

Choose the best for myself eh?

Ill pick something else then.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

… Engrish or no, prefab sammiches are for those who must atone for evil deeds and know it

rayray
rayray
6 years ago

The people at this store never throw out old inventory. That’s why they hope you can choose the best one for yourself.

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