I can still taste the oak…

I can still taste the oak…

posted on 13 Mar 2010 in Chinglish

No wait, you CAN lick this couch…

Photo courtesy of SethGuyen.
Found in China.

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Tong Lin
Tong Lin
10 years ago

Chew it well for the unique taste. Sir, would you like some termites or leather softener to go with it?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

The taste of shellac

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

New Engrish T-shirt suggestion: “We are Woods!”

Jazzy
Jazzy
10 years ago

Mmmmmm! Tastes like chicken.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

They had another store called ‘Afterburn’ but that didn’t do so well

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Classical Buffalo Wingback Chairs

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

crunchy little snacks between the cushions…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

… with a Davenport Wine finish…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Chef’s Specialty: Dining Room Tables and Breakfast Sets

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

The term “Iron Chef” now even more meaningful.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

The Candy Man comes.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

(Edit) ♫♪ The Candy Man comes ♪♫

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

And a toothpick for dessert.

Stan
Stan
10 years ago

And a hint of pine

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Mmm, this divan is divine.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

I’ll have a scotch & sofa.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

@Jazzy. Drunken chicken I hope.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Brings new meaning to the phrase “coffee table.”

Lucy
Lucy
10 years ago

I just want to know how you are supposed to get the new (half eaten) couch home on the ole’ bicycle?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Would you like that wrapped, or are you eating it here?

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Lucy–you eat the other half of it as well.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

High in fiber and aftertaste without end.

coffeebot
10 years ago

…with a hint of Elm

terry
terry
10 years ago

Nothing like a little wood before breakfast

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Try our backwash breakfast!

coffeebot
10 years ago

Sofa? Oh, I thought you said soba…

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

BURP..scuse me must have been the dining set…

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

I used to enjoy the rattan until I developed colitis. Now I stick with the Swedish Modern.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

If you like Turkish cuisine, we have some lovely ottomans.

StarBase10
StarBase10
10 years ago

Vintage dining chairs? Tasty!

Nathan Gardner
10 years ago

The Couch. It rejected you.

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

“I’d like polish mine off in cherry. Always a fine finish.”

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Sorry, no black lights allowed.

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