In other words, Welcome

In other words, Welcome

posted on 11 Mar 2010 in Signs

Best pick-up line, ever!

Photo courtesy of David Kesinger.
Sign on laundromat in Utsunomiya, Japan.

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Recoil
10 years ago

Well, having IT “washed” is always a bonus.

coffeebot
10 years ago

This explains the stiff washcloth…

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

it always comes back to Sex.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

Dear visitor,
We have a strange feeling towards praying you to wash IT thoroughly and give it lavender fragrance, while you’re at it!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

When I read this, I hear it in Sarah Palin’s voice…

Typo Tat
10 years ago

I sure hope it’s a “healed air space”, wouldn’t care to catch the swine flu from recycled laundromat water.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

The welcome message at the Hotel BJ

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

IT’S ALI – – III – – IVE!!!!!

(Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein)

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I think what this is saying is that we have been contacted by aliens… and they’re gay.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I have feelings toward saying WTF…

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

I’ll only let you “wash” it if you brush your teeth, though.

Ciego de Nacimiento
10 years ago

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

*inhales* Ahhh the fresh scent of company.

gappa_goshti
10 years ago

Flavoured was fine, but this lavendar seems to be ‘incensed’! 🙂

Dane
Dane
10 years ago

So how does the washing machine work?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

The quotation marks around the word “wash” probably explains why I feel so “dirty”… 😮

Nan G.
Nan G.
10 years ago

I’m so jealous. My washing machine has never expressed the slightest affection for me whatsoever.

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

Welcome to “Wash & Pray”!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

So, do you live around here much?

DrLex
10 years ago

Visitor, made in Japan. Machine “wash” warm, gentle cycle. Tumble dry in healed air space.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

I was going to submit this to the “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks, but first I’d have to know what they meant.

Lucy
Lucy
10 years ago

I don’t want to lie to you, your a visitor, but I just used the lavendar fragrance and hoped you wouldn’t notice…

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

I’m laughing especially as email I just received from someone wanting English lessons was pretty much on this level. I will have to take this person on just for the amusement value.

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

If I’m at the point of washing it and putting fragrances of a lavender on it, I’m getting pretty desparate.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Please wash your visitor before entering, we’re trying to avoid another unsightly yeast infection.

stan
stan
10 years ago

No visitor unless washed and wearing healed lavender air space. And love.

al
al
10 years ago

Oh, oh, oh oh! OH! Thank you Lord!

Sara
10 years ago

Haha, this makes less sense than Selonian or Mojo Jojo! n

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Phone home.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

It “washes” it whenever it can.

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Do they have a restricted for ‘members’ area?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

This implies the “wash” is so intense that they feel a prayer may be needed to prevent their visitor making the airspace need healing with lavender fragrance…I think

When I was a kid, that was called ‘blowing bubbles’

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Well, I appreciate the welcome … I think … but I’ll use my own softener.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

I had a visitor last week, but he certainly wasn’t making a lavender fragrance. I suppose it’s my own fault for serving him burritos.

Bernie Re
10 years ago

“Finally – something I can understand.” – James Joyce

PooF
PooF
10 years ago

WTF! They’re making a visitor…and pray for their on feelings. hahaha

Mr Sirius
Mr Sirius
10 years ago

We at Tidy Upholstery Cleaning Service (TUCS) will suck the farts out of cinema seats!.

ash
ash
10 years ago

Wow, a weird way to say welcome…..

Jamie
Jamie
10 years ago

Sounds like President Obama without a teleprompter

b heart
10 years ago

heh, thats a funny looking sign 🙂

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Do you sell the horniness remover here? Just wondering.

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