It’s all the Drunken Mastar eats…

It’s all the Drunken Mastar eats…

posted on 12 Mar 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

I’ll have a laptop hoagie… to go

“Drunken Chicken” is an actual Chinese dish – this
Engrish is posted for the “Lu desktop meat” entree.
Photo courtesy of Gwen Matthey.
Menu found in Macau.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

3 cups of drunken chicken mmm served as a desktop meat.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

‘Scuse me, does the desktop meat come with it’s own operating system? I would like mine with an Engrish language tweak, if I may! And no drunken add-ons, please!

Rm
Rm
10 years ago

Yes.. drunken chickens for dinner and hungover chickens for breakfast

brsnboozs
brsnboozs
10 years ago

Thanks.. but i will rather prefer to do the drinking myself

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

I notice the beef is “stewed” too.

chys
10 years ago

This is not wrong. The two Chinese characters (醉雞) does mean “drunken chicken” (literally).

Typo
10 years ago

So the chicken is drunk. Riiiight. I bet the “drunk chicken” composed the menu too.

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
10 years ago

desktop meat – download free screensaver!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’d rather have my server bring a waitress, than have my waitress bring a server.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

“Taiwan Style” rears its head as “desktop” once again.

3-cups chicken is a TASTY taiwanese style dish, a restaurant near me serves it and it is DEE-LISH. Name comes from the use of a cup each of sesama oil, rice wine, and soy sauce. A recipe:

http://www.eatingchina.com/recipes/three-cup-chicken.htm

Except the dish as served at the restaurant near me is FAR more appetizing looking than the picture on the URL site. But the recipe looks about right.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Oh, no! Lu’s been downloading porn again…

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

As Justin Wilson would have said, “The only thing missing from this recipe is… it doesn’t have enough wiiiiiiine in it…!”

Ai Meilian
Ai Meilian
10 years ago

“Would you like an order of SCSI cables with that?”

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

How do you get this desktop meat? Do you download it or something?

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Try it with the Vodka Veal side!

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

I’ll take the chicken for dinner, and three cups of chicken to wash down the chicken.

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

What could I get in Lu of the desktop meat?

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

“How do you prepare your chickens?”

“We get them good and drunk first, so they never see the axe coming…”

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
10 years ago

The desktop meat is a lot like the laptop meat, but larger and less expensive.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

As long as the chickens are killed humanely while they’re drunk

Classic Steve
10 years ago

If I wanted to eat a desktop, I’d order Mac ‘n’ cheese.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Do you serve Lulu chicken here?

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

There’s very little meat in these desktops.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Actually, my grandfather used to make wine and when the mash was fermented put it in the field. The chickens would eat the mash and fall over drunk. It was my aunt’s job to run around and stand the chickens on their feet. She says they would always go right back to eating. So, drunk chickens are a real thing.

pumpkinattack
pumpkinattack
10 years ago

Free Desktop Recycling Here!

Terry
Terry
10 years ago

Three cups, 2 girls, 1 chicken

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

ill take 3 cups of drunken chicken, a side of desktop with laptop…over fried rice please

boooom
boooom
10 years ago

Drunken Chicken: I know Cock-Fu.

Spastic Minnow
10 years ago

Desktop Chicken, Finger Linux Good!

(But apart from 3-Cup Chicken, Drunken Chicken is a common dish in China, although the recipe is varied)

stan
stan
10 years ago

Meanwhile, the completely stewed pork is mincing around.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Lu has a new iPhone app out too, I believe

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

i think i’ll take rice …

Guitarez
Guitarez
10 years ago

Drunken chicken, is that like beer can chicken?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Of course my favorite dish, Stoned Shrimp, isn’t pictured.

Transient
Transient
10 years ago

The Chinese literally means “drunken chicken” which is a cooking style and flavour and indicates that alcohol has been added in the cooking process

WenBo
WenBo
10 years ago

I think the person got lazy and just used google translations.
Taiwan and desktop

Mr Sirius
Mr Sirius
10 years ago

Lu Desktop Meat come in thirty, forty and sixty megabite sizes.

GuestionHamswered
GuestionHamswered
10 years ago

One chicken, three cups

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

Don’t you mean three cups, 1 chicken?

Shirezu
Shirezu
10 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_chicken

Yes it’s the same as beer can chicken

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

I know the iPlatter has plum and ginger, but I can only taste one at a time… 🙁

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

The pork is stewed and the chickens are drunk. Next thing you know the dogs and cats will be smoking and having sex.

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