Now touch the sales associate…

Now touch the sales associate…

posted on 18 Mar 2010 in Signs

She’s been in that dressing room for an hour…

Photo courtesy of Jim Murray.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

She has a certain glow about her.

Eduard
Eduard
10 years ago

I can’t wait to go to Tamaplaza. I haven’t been feeling myself lately…..

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

where is that place again?? i didnt get felt enough at the other place

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

If you don’t feel yourself, no one else will do it for you. Unless you visit the next shopping plaza along where they have a ‘special area’ for just those services.

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
10 years ago

Excuse me, could I feel the others as well?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

And if you are caught doing it, we will arrest you.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

So this is what the tiny grass is dreaming about.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

With our easy wake up service, you can start gently – like caressing a rose petal.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Although this Tama is spelled 多摩 (meaning something like “Many Refined/Polished Things”), another spelling 球 means “balls”.

Just another one of those things to make one go “Hmmmm….”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Strangest food court I’ve ever seen… all they had were cucumbers.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Go on! Have a grope!

Brandon
Brandon
10 years ago

…now doesn’t that feel good?

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I don’t want anybody else.
When I think about you, I feel myself.

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

Sir, please do not take the sign literally. Now put that away.

Gappa Goshti
10 years ago

If her name is *Sorry*, I sure must ‘repent’!

halfasemitone
halfasemitone
10 years ago

Feelings, nothing more than…. feelings.

coffeebot
10 years ago

*pssst* don’t shake her left hand

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

The sign at the exit is the same, except without the flowers, and it only says “come again soon.”

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

Don’t mind the hidden cameras.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Customer: Hey mister, WHY is my banana vibrating???
Greengrocer: (…….)

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Well, that is a showstopper….

Wendy Darling
Wendy Darling
10 years ago

Oooh … Aaah …

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

It was a better choice than their first ad campaign: “Go f*** yourself at Tama Plaza”.

Weegee
Weegee
10 years ago

Been taking Ecstasy I see…

Don
Don
10 years ago

Mmmm! Smells like tuna fish in here.

Steven
Steven
10 years ago

there’s a sign in the dressing room: Slippery when wet…

GuestionHamswered
GuestionHamswered
10 years ago

I don’t need your instruction on when and where to feel myself, thank you.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

oh oh oh me next!! please please please!!

Vandermark Swan
Vandermark Swan
10 years ago

She put her finger WHERE!?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

They have a large do it yourself section.

DragonLady
DragonLady
9 years ago

What do you mean I can’t take my vibrator into the dressing room!!!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

You want to put your what in my what?

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