Now touch the sales associate…

Now touch the sales associate…

posted on 18 Mar 2010 in Signs

She’s been in that dressing room for an hour…

Photo courtesy of Jim Murray.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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Algernon
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Algernon

She has a certain glow about her.

Eduard
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Eduard

I can’t wait to go to Tamaplaza. I haven’t been feeling myself lately…..

phoenixx
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phoenixx

where is that place again?? i didnt get felt enough at the other place

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

If you don’t feel yourself, no one else will do it for you. Unless you visit the next shopping plaza along where they have a ‘special area’ for just those services.

Tong Lin
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Tong Lin

Excuse me, could I feel the others as well?

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

And if you are caught doing it, we will arrest you.

Jay
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Jay

So this is what the tiny grass is dreaming about.

Blaze
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Blaze

With our easy wake up service, you can start gently – like caressing a rose petal.

Pete
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Pete

Although this Tama is spelled 多摩 (meaning something like “Many Refined/Polished Things”), another spelling 球 means “balls”.

Just another one of those things to make one go “Hmmmm….”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Strangest food court I’ve ever seen… all they had were cucumbers.

Grifter
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Grifter

Go on! Have a grope!

Brandon
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Brandon

…now doesn’t that feel good?

Chris
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Chris

I don’t want anybody else.
When I think about you, I feel myself.

Satellite Heart
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Satellite Heart

Sir, please do not take the sign literally. Now put that away.

Gappa Goshti
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If her name is *Sorry*, I sure must ‘repent’!

halfasemitone
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halfasemitone

Feelings, nothing more than…. feelings.

coffeebot
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*pssst* don’t shake her left hand

xila31
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xila31

The sign at the exit is the same, except without the flowers, and it only says “come again soon.”

Thuggy D
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Thuggy D

Don’t mind the hidden cameras.

Pete
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Pete

Customer: Hey mister, WHY is my banana vibrating???
Greengrocer: (…….)

Darth Na'vi
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Darth Na'vi

Well, that is a showstopper….

Wendy Darling
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Wendy Darling

Oooh … Aaah …

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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It was a better choice than their first ad campaign: “Go f*** yourself at Tama Plaza”.

Weegee
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Weegee

Been taking Ecstasy I see…

Don
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Don

Mmmm! Smells like tuna fish in here.

Steven
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Steven

there’s a sign in the dressing room: Slippery when wet…

GuestionHamswered
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GuestionHamswered

I don’t need your instruction on when and where to feel myself, thank you.

phoenixx
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phoenixx

oh oh oh me next!! please please please!!

Vandermark Swan
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Vandermark Swan

She put her finger WHERE!?

FatKenney
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FatKenney

They have a large do it yourself section.

DragonLady
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DragonLady

What do you mean I can’t take my vibrator into the dressing room!!!

sparky
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sparky

You want to put your what in my what?

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