One lecture you won’t fall asleep during.

One lecture you won’t fall asleep during.

posted on 6 Mar 2010 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Hey, coz…my monkey’s cold!

Photo courtesy of Mark Szulgit.
T-shirt found in Thailand.

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SF
SF
10 years ago

It’s not Engrish, it’s a tag cloud …

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

Put some words together, pretend they’re a sentence.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

If I had a shirt like that, I’d pinch my nipples too.

Typo
10 years ago

It’s not an English language lecture, is it now?

Chris
10 years ago

How many monkeys did it take to type this one?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

The Coz sez, “Hey, you monkeys! Outta that Jello tree! Don’t make me come up there and lecture you!”

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Been waiting months for the opportunity to say:
“Because of Monkeys!”
; – )

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Aw, Pete! You beat me to it!… because of monkeys.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

50 monkeys at 50 typewriters for 50 years… and this is the best they could come up with???

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Who let this guy near the Magnetic Poetry?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

No better way to get your taste for literature than reading a monkey!

mamabutton
mamabutton
10 years ago

This is not a caption, but a question: does anyone have a clue what was actually meant by this?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Once again the random English word generator has struck. Leaving us without either one skerrick of syntax, or one glimmer of meaning.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Engrish. So simple, a monkey could write it!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

A warm monkey is a happy monkey.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

i = cos(lecture/monkey)^warm

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
10 years ago

Lecture on/of monkey business? Throw in global warming as well, for a good measure.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

What the f…..

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Pull your pole down,
put your tent away,
The monkey has a running nose,
So no circus today!

Monkeylooker
Monkeylooker
10 years ago

Look at my monkey!!!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

You are such a PERky ape!

coffeebot
10 years ago

just wanted to reiterate:

because of monkeys

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

im in the mood for banana coffee

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

the monkey must be related to the typo fairies and scrabble pixies..

Andi
Andi
10 years ago

Like the monkey says, warm up!

George
10 years ago

Makes sense!

aaron pitcock
10 years ago

thats just nasty or is it.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

The problem with saying the wrong words are: 1) sometimes I don’t even realize it, and 2) sometimes orange water gibbon bucket of plaster.

starfish
10 years ago

my monkey attended a seminar and all i got was this lousy tee shirt!

DrLex
10 years ago

This is simple. The person who wrote this, is ‘per’ (which probably is some kind of slang for ‘happy’), because he’s following a lecture inside a living monkey, where it’s cozy and warm.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Drugs are bad!!!!!

MissMonty
MissMonty
7 years ago

Man, I wish I had that T-shirt so that I could wear it around town and confuse the hell out of everybody! 🙂

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