The more the childie, the more happy time!

The more the childie, the more happy time!

posted on 9 Mar 2010 in Chinglish, Toys


Photo courtesy of Jake Skelton.
Toy manufactured in China.

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Something
Something
10 years ago

How do you band your eyes?

TSINGTAO descendant
TSINGTAO descendant
10 years ago

Warning: Choking Hazard – Small part.
Not for less than one childie.

TSINGTAO descendant
TSINGTAO descendant
10 years ago

Those of lower intellect may not have happy time…

Einar
Einar
10 years ago

Must be an intelligent childie if he’s going to build a manifold with this. That must be what Super Intellect Racing is all about…

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Q: How old are you, sweetie?
A: Five childies old.
Q: How do you like your toy, honey?
A: I dunno. They banded my eyes!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Careful small parts are not for eating.

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

211 pieces? So that means dad will have to build it. 🙂

Chicken Underweaaar
10 years ago

Is that an erection set?

MingTheMerciless
MingTheMerciless
10 years ago

Caution: for those of Super Intellect only! Those of lesser intellect please see our line of coffee can and kitchen spoon deluxe drum set.

Blaze
Blaze
10 years ago

I just flew in from Ackerman Corp and boy are my arms tired! But I tell you folks, if you really want to have very good play time, you need one childie and an up!

*Those in attendance then stormed out, demanding a refund, as Super Intellect Racing had clearly not been a funny toy. Just tired out and offensive. The feds also placed a super restraining order on it, banding its eyes from seeing any childie.

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

The lead paint will take care of that intellect pretty quick.

DrLex
10 years ago

Einstein would probably win this very good play game.

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

One childie and up? When Snowhite emerged from the shower, she saw 7 up! 🙂

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

MOM!! This is Super Intellect Racing. I wanted NASCAR Crash And Die Racing!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

I feel Super Smarter already!

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Ow! My eyes! Why have you branded my eyes!?

Recoil
10 years ago

Very good play game! Uh yes, because that’s precisely what you do with games… you play ’em.

coffeebot
10 years ago

it takes a village to raise one childie

BennyB
BennyB
10 years ago

“Contents may vary from illustrations,” but let us assure you that you’re buying 211 pieces of something funny and very good!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Naughty Toyota! You have child labour building your manifolds.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Super Intellect or not, “No childie left behind”, that’s what I always say.

That, and “Band your eyes!”. Don’t know what it means, if Mr Ackerman says it, then I’m in !

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

“Specifications, Colours, and Contents May Vary from Illustrations”

Geez…I can just picture it now: “HONEY!!!….Why on EARTH did you buy little Johnny a BLOW UP DOLL????”

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

The more happy time, the more childie!

vamatt
vamatt
10 years ago

You’ll band your eye out!

Sad Panda
Sad Panda
10 years ago

These Asian brain training games are getting ridiculous.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

this is what happens when you play tooo long your eyes get banded

L.A. Kenji Ishikawa
L.A. Kenji Ishikawa
10 years ago

very good play for the Ackerman

AYBABTU
AYBABTU
10 years ago

Warn to you! Don’t choking! Not to putting in mouth or the chilDIE!

N0 3y3 d33r
N0 3y3 d33r
10 years ago

Band eyes? Don’t you mean Bandai?

ash
ash
10 years ago

The more the merrier…

The Person
9 years ago

I have this. It is so epic.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

One childie and up is not happy time. No childie is happy time!!!!

(eye bands are worn on military helmets)

The Rose that caption
The Rose that caption
8 years ago

By the time the lead paint gets to them there will be no childies

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