When the Lord demands a sacrifice…

When the Lord demands a sacrifice…

posted on 21 Mar 2010 in Chinglish, Household Items

It’s time to cut the ties…

Photo courtesy of Randy Ejma.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Well thats a relief. For a moment I thought the blades were made of horse hair.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

One blade for mother, one for father and one for the kiddies to share

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

Fun for the whole family!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I actually thought these were supplied by ‘Gelding Pty Ltd’

SF
SF
10 years ago

“Kind Hearts and Coronets”, the gore version.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Next product on display: The Bronco Bat-O-Matic!

gbear
gbear
10 years ago

Endorsed by the Manson family.

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

Good clean fun the whole family can enjoy!

jnmcnally
jnmcnally
10 years ago

These are sold at a dollar store. As a result, Cain was able to afford one at a critical time.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Ages 3+

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

… by Milton-Bradley…

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Now you can really cut those annoying relatives out of your life.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

redneck party game

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Endorsed by Charles Addams.

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

Officially endorsed by the Saw Movie Franchise.

Jazzy
Jazzy
10 years ago

Bronco – “a Cut Above the Others”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Hi! Billy Mays here….. call in the next five minutes and you’ll also get this pocket chainsaw.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Does it promote family values?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Just the thing for your next “slice n Dice” job.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Now there’s a game for Family Night: Saw: The Reenactment!

coffeebot
10 years ago

Saw VI: When Mom ‘n Dad Split

pamela38
pamela38
10 years ago

Come on! Gimme a hand!

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

After two or three legs you’ll need to switch blades.

Natalie Wall
Natalie Wall
10 years ago

Heeeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!!!!!!!!!!!

DieselDragon
10 years ago

A family hacksaw? Just what I’ve always wanted! 😮 😀

(All of my family are big fans of the Saw movies and similar Gorefests…So any Bloodletting on the home front is a good thing in our book! 🙂 )

vamatt
vamatt
10 years ago

Includes an extended handle for those hard-to-reach families.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

Bronco – the only brand of hacksaw approved by Jack Torrance.

Bill Posters
Bill Posters
10 years ago

whoo hoo hoo hoo whaa haa haa haa haaaaaahh

Joe
Joe
10 years ago

No no no, it’s not for people… it’s called the “Bronco Family Hacksaw” so that your “family business” can cut the heads off of “broncos” belonging to people who don’t give you what you want.

Graham
Graham
10 years ago

Relatively painless,but not what its cut up to be.

GuestionHamswered
GuestionHamswered
10 years ago

And who said families don’t share quality time together?

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

One for the wife, one for the kid and one for the dog. You can’t go wrong.

Ktizzle
Ktizzle
10 years ago

Wouldn’t want to get my regular hacksaw bloody

yesman928
yesman928
10 years ago

for that family who comes out of the woodwork

gonovox
gonovox
10 years ago

For those who wants divorce, this is the right tool.

Rilriia
Rilriia
10 years ago

I told Jason to get the family pack!!! We could all share… but no, the little whelp comes back with a onesy machete…. Selfish prig…

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

3 blades… one for each kid… now for HER… Does Bronco make an ax..?

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