Also, watch a step

Also, watch a step

posted on 22 Apr 2010 in Signs

Please belt a seat.


Photo courtesy of Jennifer James.
Sign found on board a ship in Japan.

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Eduard
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Eduard

Mind the GAP…. in the head!

Eduard
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Eduard

Caution: low roof “A HEAD”!

coffeebot
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…can’t …stop …the …engrish …in …my …head

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Because you never know what’s going on in there.

Tong Lin
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Tong Lin

A brain is very important, and the head is just a container.

just4kicks
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Yes, the head is the most dangerous part of the body!

Yogesh Damle
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If you can’t mind in the head, please atleast mind in the language once you bang your head.

Algernon
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Algernon

Don’t drink too much

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Yes! Yes! And can I have a bit of B & D., as well as the spanking?

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

You have to be very careful in a Head when the seas are rough.

beechoak
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beechoak

Especially when there’s plenty of room in there to bounce around…

beechoak
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beechoak

You might offend “the voices”…

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

But please be tidy in a bottom

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

@faulty wiring. A bit of vaseline helps….I believe.

Classic Steve
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Ironically, this sign was on the caboose.

Chris
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Chris

My brain is full.

Lovintheengrish
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Lovintheengrish

Thoughts bump together…in a head.

phoenixx
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phoenixx

new ad campaign for prozak

Conventi
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Conventi

Max Headroom would approve.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Ralph Hamilton | 4:50 am
@faulty wiring. A bit of vaseline helps….I believe.

!!Yes, something about amyl nitrate springs to mind too. Maybe it should say “Please go gently in a bottom”.

Let’s see how many inverted red thumbs I get with THAT.

Max
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They needed something more direct than “it beautifully uses it”.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

@beechoak. Also, close the sea-cock first, or you might get a very unpleasant surprise.

Ptharien's Flame
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Ptharien's Flame

@faulty wiring: so far, 0!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

…a captain has a wide stance.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Especially beware the gay limbo dancers.

Chuck
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Chuck

Always careful in my head. What goes on outside of it however…

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Ptharien’s Flame | 3:54 pm |
@faulty wiring: so far, 0!

Early days yet….

Bill Posters
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Bill Posters

was this photo taken at the orthodontist?

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

What ya mean? givin’ or receivin’??

John
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John

Don’t fall in!

Sensei Le Roof
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Sensei Le Roof

I always haved too much a thing going on in a head.

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