Better get your steak dice well-done…

Better get your steak dice well-done…

posted on 15 Apr 2010 in Menus, Signs

I rolled a double! I’ll need a doggie bag…

Photo courtesy of Dan Norberg.
Bar found in Sagamiono, Japan.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Were do I start. So many choices.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

If I roll a 6 is do I get that chap that looks like a Sheep.

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

as you ____(noun)___ ….. mad libs menu style

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

I’m holding out for the steamed crap…

MingTheMerciless
MingTheMerciless
10 years ago

Most farmers and ranchers would agree that when your lumb gets chapped there is no substitute for Bag Balm.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Don’t mention the lumb chap to a Kiwi.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

I told you not to order in French.

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Mary had a little lumb, on it’s libs played xylophone…

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Mary had two little lumbs, she had them sized up!

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Try our dice for a domino effect on your duodenum, your colon, your appendix and your rectum!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Mary had a little lumb,
Her father shot it dead,
Mary had a little lumb,
Between two chunks of bread.

(Sorry. Very old one there)

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

Can I roll to save against my steak if it isn’t any good?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Being an aminal ribelationist, I always forego lumb chaps.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

There once was a chef named Della
Whose ancient lumb chops had turned yella,
Plus his putrid dice steak ,
And spare lib gave a break,
Of catching near terminal salmonella

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Damn! Can’t get that last line right.

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

“Dice steak combo, please.”
“Certainly. Would you like that d-6, d-12, or would you like to size up to the d-20 combo?”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ My Lumb, my Lumb, my lovely lady Lumb…♫

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Ralph Hamilton
Damn! Can’t get that last line right.

What about:

‘Of contracting full blown salmonella’

coffeebot
10 years ago

In like a Lumb, out like a Loin

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

Sorry, we can’t spare any libs today, can I interest you in some neocons?

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
10 years ago

Oh man, I was really in the mood for a Perk Chap, or maybe some nice Landan Brael…

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Wasn’t that a movie? “Silence of the Lumbs,” or something?

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Time to rub the lotion on its skin!

Brian
Brian
10 years ago

♫ If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 600 Yen for the … LUMB CHAP!!! ♫

♫ Lumb Chap yeah-uh-yeah… ♫

Dania
Dania
10 years ago

I used to dig watching Lumb Chap as a kid.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Dania: I too am old enough to remember Lumb Chap and Shali Rewis.

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

*underneath the dice steak*

“Fried Craps”

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

♫ I’m headin’ down the Osaka highway, lookin’ for a lumb getaway…”♫

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

The lumb of God always turns the other chap.

cmakeng
cmakeng
10 years ago

♫…Got me a Honda that sits about 20
So come along and bring your Pachinko money

The Lumb Chap is a piece of ol’ meat
That we could eat together…Lumb Chap baaabeee…”♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It’s Lib Stickin’ Good…

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

…TIN ROOF! Rusted.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

Dice Steak: The choice of the AD&D Generation! 🙂

DieselDragon
10 years ago

We feel the joy in customers “health care” through food of a good quality combustion…

…No smorking, please. 🙂

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

I was letting it ride on the ribeye but I came up snake eyes.

Jeff
Jeff
10 years ago

サイコロ (saikoro) does actually mean dice/die
ステーキ (sute-ki) means steak

Fay
Fay
10 years ago

It all looks pretty dicey…

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Have the Dice Steak for dinner and you’ll be shooting crap by morning.

shepard
shepard
10 years ago

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her lumb chaps and libs. When along came a spider and sat down beside her and said Yo, what’s in the bowl bitch?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

@Pete: Try “Tin LOOF, lusted.”

Jared B.
10 years ago

Size up Women’s Lib! For happy voting!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

A lumb chap bit be on by lower lib. Da’s why I dalk like dis! I neeb a spare lib, blease.

StarBase10
StarBase10
10 years ago

Spare libs: boned libs made from a Mad Libs paper! Includes noun sauce and adjective fries. Buy the Diced Steak with a lucky 6 pepper sauce and get a complimentary dice game!*

*The dice game won’t be Monopoly.

Marilyn
10 years ago

Got any spare Republicans?

John
John
9 years ago

You don’t have 800 yen? NO DICE.

Voslucky
Voslucky
9 years ago

If you size up a spare lib do they serve you Michael Moore?

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