Guess you won’t be taking the rainbow sherbet…

Guess you won’t be taking the rainbow sherbet…

posted on 27 Apr 2010 in Drinks

Anything in between, like binapple juice?

Photo courtesy of Judith Schaechter.
Drinks found at Japanese supermarket.

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Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

Just add bi sugar crystals.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

“Non homo” milk and “Straight” tea! I suppose the beverages for gays are in the “fruity” drink section…!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Excuse me, do you have a bi-curious frapuccino?

Tfin
Tfin
10 years ago

Straight Tea with Non Homo Milk would be OK, but I think one of those might be a product of the Health Prevention Dept.

I’ll take the Homo Milk (not pictured) in my Straight Tea, thanks.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

The concept of “Don’t Ask; Don’t Tell” was completely lost at a Japanese PX…

Tfin
Tfin
10 years ago

@FatKenney: Yeah, they call it “frappuccino.”

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

You know what’d go great with that milk? Homophobic Lorna Doones.

cocaslocas
cocaslocas
10 years ago

To remove every last bit of horniness, drink at least 3 cups of “Straight Tea” a day and add some of the “non homo milk” for maximum effect.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I know there’s a joke in there somewhere about cream, but I’m trying to tone down the vulgarity (and failing, apparently)

coffeebot
10 years ago

don’t ask; no refills

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I can’t find the mince.

Matt S.
Matt S.
10 years ago

The milk and the tea aren’t even 2% curious about eachother.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

He thought he was hiding it well, but everyone knew he kept sausage links in his meat drawer.

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
10 years ago

Either straight tea or homo milk will go great with my lesbeans & rice!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Lezbie friends? *wince*

Tim S
Tim S
10 years ago

That tea is way past its expiration date.

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

“Dahlin, could you please get that milk out of the closet?”
“Which one? There’s only a jar of bi-carbonate”
“Check under the shelf of Egyptian hommos?”
“Never mind- I’m ordering my dinner… , Hello! Is it the Flung poo restaurant? Could you please deliver me the sou… yes… I mean, cream of sem-yeng-gai?”

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

On a serious note- they meant non-homogenised milk.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

As opposed to Harvey Milk…

Carl Howard
Carl Howard
10 years ago

Where is it being, the LGBTea?

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

well talk about store thats old age…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

From cows who know their place: barefoot and in the pasture.

Thuggy D
Thuggy D
10 years ago

It can’t touch other tea.

Rauthik
Rauthik
10 years ago

What exactly is going on in Japanese refridgerators when the light goes out?

Lovintheengrish
Lovintheengrish
10 years ago

That’s just great! Now there are hateful food items!

Gigastazio
Gigastazio
10 years ago

This lactose is intolerant!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

well..where is the curved tea?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Another case of whisky “neat” versus whisky “tidy”

poonampallam
poonampallam
10 years ago

discriminative and hateful food items. GMO has been so advanced these days…

Wendy Darling
Wendy Darling
10 years ago

At last! A gender-sensitive supermarket – too bad they’re not that politically correct.

RiderRengeru
10 years ago

What’s more confusing.. I recognised enough Katakana to tell that “Straight Tea” was exactly what they meant to say..

Tim
Tim
10 years ago

The only drinks served at the Westboro Baptist Church.

Max
Max
10 years ago

Lesbos and Flossie (she likes to be called Spike) are a little under the weather so we couldn’t use their milk. Truth in labelling has gone too far in my opinion. Either way it’s just milk.

shepd
shepd
10 years ago

In Canada, Homo Milk is what is written on all 3.25% milk fat milk. Everywhere. Seriously.

Rylan Flautzinator
Rylan Flautzinator
10 years ago

I wonder what there apple-tinis say…

derp
derp
10 years ago

Sponsored by the Republican Party.

derp
derp
10 years ago

Guess that isn’t Harvey Milk then.

repetitious
repetitious
10 years ago

I came into this store for a pack of Barney Frankfurters, guess I’m not gonna find em here.

Blahhh
Blahhh
10 years ago

But im bi 🙁 stupid beverages, i never liked u anyways :O

Tin
Tin
10 years ago

For those of those thinking this is another case of discrimination, “Non Homo Milk” means Non-Homogenized, and “Straight Tea” is what the Japanese call as tea with no milk added.

Hellodd
10 years ago

Is the milk marketed to describe the cow or attract the desired purchaser?

Ueyama S.
Ueyama S.
10 years ago

@cocaslocas Or, somewhere in here, you can also remove horniness with a Cherry Face

pauloo
pauloo
10 years ago

Straight tea: refreshing and exciting, to prevent the usual boredom that may occur with heterosexuality.

Xepherys
10 years ago

It’s a very conservative refrigerator…

ummmm.....
ummmm.....
10 years ago

I wonder if theres any gaytorade?

Jody
Jody
10 years ago

Haha. I think that’s all you get to drink at those religious clinics that claim to cure your h***sexuality, then you must drink these two forever after until your new “lifestyle” takes.

Drakkar
Drakkar
10 years ago

in Soviet Russia, lactose intolerates YOU!

loserbeep
loserbeep
9 years ago

I guess there is no room for gays in this supermarket!

Jorge
Jorge
9 years ago

Not found in California…..

Wafflegrl
Wafflegrl
9 years ago

Do either of these contain bi-products?

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