If you plan to do your own stunts…

If you plan to do your own stunts…

posted on 7 Apr 2010 in Chinglish, Toiletries

If only Jackie Chan had actually used this…

Photo courtesy of Kaitokiddo.
Shampoo found in China.

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Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Hair raising consequences… With AND without it!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Works for me, but I’m bald.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Works best with anti toe-stubbing shampoo. Both available at Pooo!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

or Anti-toe stubbing Conditioner.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

comes free with every bottle of baijiu

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

“The shock performance of China’s freestyle parachute team remains a mystery. New sponsors Bawang corporation say they are ‘bitterly disappointed but not surprised’ by the teams dismal failure to descend to earth, but are ‘gratified’ that the team all maintain a shiny head of hair. Just how the team apparently defy gravity remains a mystery, as does the manner in which they will be retrieved from 15000 feet, where they continue to float.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Jackie Chan is laughing at that guy’s bald spot.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Bawang Shampoo in the new Weebles applicator! Bawang woobles but it won’t fall down!

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Hair raising consequences… Whether you use it or not!

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

BAWANG! POW!! ZOOM!!! The shampoo of superheros! (Utility belt with safety net sold separately.)

Ron Boroczk
Ron Boroczk
10 years ago

Bawang! Now with kung fu grip!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Is Bawang the Chinese equivalent of Acme?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

If our glorious Chaieman says you may not fall. The party will re-educate you, to realize that decadent falling actions are redundant in the illustrious rule of our glorious leader.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
10 years ago

EDIT Chairman.

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

If only Jerry Lewis and Dick Van Dyke had had this back in the sixties.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Isn’t that guy (uh, the one that iSN’T Jackie Chan) the same dude that was on that tube of toothpaste posted a few months ago?

Imagine. Jackie Chan, the master of falling stunts, advertising anti-gravity shampoo!

DieselDragon
10 years ago

The nemesis of “No win, no fee” accident lawyers everywhere! 😀

DieselDragon
10 years ago

So THAT’S how Jesus managed to walk across the Sea of Galilee and stay upright throughout! 🙂

MGill
MGill
10 years ago

BAWANG – The sound you make when you start to fall, but then you bounce back up.

Chad_Knight
10 years ago

@ Pete
Oh my, it is the same dude.

Prevent those nasty falls with this product and prevent moth mouth with our other fine product!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Why oh why… when I search Google on “bawang”, I get pictures of garlic?

Anti-Falling, Anti-Vampire, Ante-pasto.

jamar
jamar
10 years ago

I’m still not entirely sure how they did it, but it really is Jackie Chan shilling the stuff. I see the TV commercials all the time. I never thought it would make it here since my brain automatically fills in the words that should be there (hint- it’s your hair falling that it prevents) and thus I never thought of it too much.

Yogesh Damle
10 years ago

Jackie Chan plummeted 18 floors while the wig stayed floating in the frame…

The fine print on the bottle read. ‘Anti falling shampoo. NOT syrup’

CallieWL
CallieWL
10 years ago

They should market this stuff to the elderly!

xila31
xila31
10 years ago

When you fall down for a living, you just want to go home, wash your hair, and stay upright for a few hours.

joe
joe
10 years ago

What a minute? The guy in the seal was also on the picture of anti-moth toothpaste in this earlier post: https://www.engrish.com/2009/10/prevent-moth-mouth/. Is he the glorious chairman of hygiene?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I noticed that too. It’s the seal of the Ministry of Things In Tubes.

DieselDragon
10 years ago

At a rough guess, I’d say it’s probabally the company founder or CEO. Some firms do have a rather odd habit of putting their chairman *on* their products! 😮

The following page on the official Bawang website (Or more the photos) seems to agree with my assumption, too. 🙂
http://www.bawang.com.cn/English/product_photo.asp

tamira
tamira
10 years ago

“bawang” is tagalog (filipino) for garlic!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

not recommended for clumsy people

Icarus
Icarus
10 years ago

Please watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWXEYQyE0aI

In this TV commercial Jackie Chan claims he used it and it works for him. Indeed this commercial has made a huge repercussion in the Asian society.

Rylan Flautzinator
Rylan Flautzinator
10 years ago

PARACHUTER 1: I spy with my little eye….
PARACHUTER 2: The novelty worn off a long time ago dude. we stuck up here, and were probably going to die as floating corpses.
PARACHUTER 3: Uh, Guys!?!
OTHER PARACHUTERS: What?
PARACHUTER 3: That plan is comig right for us!

to be continued…….. 😮

That guy
That guy
10 years ago

Give your hair just the kick it needs.

just4kicks
10 years ago

For those who can’t or are just too lazy to tie their shoelaces

just4kicks
10 years ago

Good for your hair, because if one strand falls, it might get hurt…

tekleader
tekleader
10 years ago

Bawang, now with more Viagara. It’s not just for hair anymore.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Your hair will be so strong after using our shampoo, it’ll snap back with a loud “Bawang!” when you comb it.

GuestionHamswered
GuestionHamswered
10 years ago

Total sham! Jackie doesn’t use this product (he is always falling)! I feel as a consumer that this is false advertising, I’m returning my purchase!

Vandermark Swan
Vandermark Swan
10 years ago

It’ll keep your hair suspended in mid-air!

Ishkfe
Ishkfe
10 years ago

Bawang is not only referring to hair…

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10 years ago

alwais use it before tightrope walking

LeftOn4ya
10 years ago

Bugs Bunny uses this hair-raising formula all the time to avoid falling off a cliff. Gravity Is A Harsh Mistress – so you need Bawang Shampoo.

mmmfloorpie
mmmfloorpie
9 years ago

“Anti Falling Shampoo: Keeps your Bawang erect!”

Kim G
Kim G
9 years ago

Good too for fear of flying.

KirbyMario12345
KirbyMario12345
5 years ago

Gravity means nothing when your hair smells nice!

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