Kangaroo… can’t keep it down

Kangaroo… can’t keep it down

posted on 12 Apr 2010 in Signs


Photo courtesy of Rachel Call.
Special frozen meat pet food found at pet store in Tokyo.
BARF is an unfortunate acronym for “Biologically Appropriate Raw Food

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Babelfish
Babelfish
11 years ago

There’s BARF measurements too!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

How much is the singing dog recipe?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

“Oh no, I couldn’t possibly have another…I’m on the BARF diet. Much better than Atkins, don’t you know?”

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
11 years ago

“Waiter! I’d like to return my BARF. It’s only 11.5cm by 1cm.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

No fair! There’s no Kangaroo in the Beef-Lamb-Pork-chicken Recipe.

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

You can hear the dogs calling out for Billl and Ruthhh

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

The diet for bulimic dogs and super models…

beechoak
beechoak
11 years ago

The dogs are barfing because they can’t digest pork products!

Eduard
Eduard
11 years ago

Sir, would you care for some Barf sauce with your kang-roo meal? It comes with a complimentary “return” policy……

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

Barfing dogs seldom bite!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

Skippy steaks. Yumm!

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

John Candy’s Spaceballs legacy.

Zach
Zach
11 years ago

Actually BARF is an English acronym that stands for Bones And Raw Food. Its a raw food diet for dogs and cats.

Anna
Anna
11 years ago

It’s actually called the BARF diet… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_feeding
For once they got it right.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

I think my cats are on that diet.

A Noun
A Noun
11 years ago

Reality Check: BARF is an acronym for “Bones And Raw Foods” — a diet some dogs need, due to allergies aggravated by dry or canned foods.

Now back to your frivolity.

Satellite Heart
Satellite Heart
11 years ago

…and for dessert: Piggy doughnuts!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

BARF. The food so good your dog asks for it by name.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Doesn’t your dog deserve BARF?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
11 years ago

@Yogesh. Ah yes. But is it true, that biting dogs seldom barf.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Kangaroo: the secret ingredient behind ricochet biscuits.

DrLex
11 years ago

I know it’s the acronym for a special dogs’ diet, but that doesn’t take away the fact that it’s a pretty badly chosen acronym. “Here boy, have some barf!”

Pete
Pete
11 years ago

A little musical levity: Spoken:] There’s an old Australian stockman, lying, dying, and he gets himself up on one elbow, and he turns to his mates, who are gathered ’round him and he says: Watch me wallabys feed mate. Watch me wallabys feed. They’re a dangerous breed mate. So watch me wallabys feed. Altogether now! Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down. Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down. Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl, keep me cockatoo cool. Don’t go acting the fool, Curl, just keep me cockatoo cool. Altogether now! Take me koala back, Jack,… Read more »

Xila31
Xila31
11 years ago

The BARF diet: You find out what’s in the recipe and then you puke.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

That is sick, just plain sick.

Cecily
Cecily
11 years ago

BARF: Tastes just as good going down as it does coming up.

Yogesh Damle
11 years ago

@Ralph: Depends on what they bite. No dog has bitten me twice. 😀

coffeebot
11 years ago

his barf is worse than his bite

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

BARF Diet: We put the Roo In You.

DanT
DanT
11 years ago

Secret ingredient in BARF diet: dog meat

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

I’ve heard there’s also the BRAT diet- Bananas, Rice, Applesauce and Toast. It’s what you’re supposed to eat when you’re sick. Like if you actually saw how they make BARF food…

phoenixx
phoenixx
11 years ago

I’ll pass thank you

John
11 years ago

Ironically, the point of BARF is that your dog should do that less.

John
11 years ago

“Like if you actually saw how they make BARF food…”

I don’t feed my dog BARF, but frankly, seeing what’s in most commercial dog food is far more barf-inducing than what’s in those meat patties.

YJ
YJ
11 years ago

Everyone is doing the Hollywood style, jump on the bandwagon.

phoenixx
phoenixx
11 years ago

this is the aussie version of the mexican jumping bean…

BeadyEl
BeadyEl
11 years ago

Bet I’m the only one here who’s eaten kangaroo…

Brian
Brian
11 years ago

@Pete — Though the “Abos” verse is (it must be said) rather insensitive — still, I always thought it should have been ‘Bruce’ instead of ‘Lou’.

Rhymes better with “loose”, and would have been a monty python reference…

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Finally – a product whose name is 100% accurate !

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

“The baked beans are off!”

“Oh. Could I have BARF instead of the baked beans, then?”

“What? You want SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPARM, BARF, SPAM, SPAM and SPAM ?”

Max
Max
11 years ago

My pussy likes it too.
It’s better than hair balls.

Bridget
11 years ago

Forget kangaroo, I’ll have the singing schnauzer patty, please!

FatKenney
FatKenney
11 years ago

BARF Diet: ‘Cause you can’t keep a good kangaroo down.

Vandermark Swan
Vandermark Swan
11 years ago

Oh, Those Kangaroos being fed to bulemic dogs. They always be bingin’ and purgin’.

GuestionHamswered
GuestionHamswered
11 years ago

Throw ’em kangroo steaks on de barbe!

Al
Al
11 years ago

I’ve had kangaroo steak too. Tastes like gamey veal. The Australian Aboriginies have been eating it for some 40,000 years, so can’t be too bad. It’s also common here (in Aus.) as a high-quality dog and cat food, and I’m not surprised we’d export it to Asia

Noelle
Noelle
11 years ago

I think that’s hilarious and wouldn’t it be funny if your pet ate it and barfed it up haha…..:)

kloo
10 years ago

my singing schnauzer prefers koala.

Tomas Krystinik
Tomas Krystinik
10 years ago

I’ll have the kangaroo and a doggy bag, please.

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

My dog Schlamazel is Jewish. Is kangaroo meat kosher?

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